A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.   

 一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头





"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. 

 “我不禁注意到,你看起来是多么的幸福，”女士说。





"What's your secret for a long、 happy life?"   

“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”





"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."   

  “我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”





"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?" 

“哦，真是太神奇了！”女士说。“您今年高寿？”





 "Twenty-six."  

 “二十六。