The most spectacular slide in all of England has had ENOUGH. Sticky bottoms, muddy bottoms, chocolate covered bottoms... it deserves better than this! 😤

So Sir Slides-a-Lot (yes, it named itself) hatches a terrible plan that sends children flying through the air like tiny human cannonballs.

But when the grand silver slide gets hauled off to the scrapyard, it discovers something rather unexpected. A peculiar man called Bernie who slides down backwards, with buckets on his head, whilst juggling tennis balls and playing the harmonica. Sometimes all at once.

Mr Morton brings you the wonderfully bonkers tale of a snobbish slide who learns that being perfect isn't nearly as fun as being perfectly ridiculous. Features flying children, Brussels sprout tea, and more rubber ducks than strictly necessary. 🦆

May cause sudden appreciation for wonky playground equipment and people who wear mismatched socks. ✨