Meet Teagan Mumbleton, seven years old, owner of the world's most magnificent dummy collection. Blue ones that glow, purple ones that predict weather, and one that tastes of blueberry muffins (obviously). She NEVER takes them out. Ever. Not even for backwards alphabet cartwheels.

But tonight, something rather extraordinary is about to happen...

Because lurking in the attic AND under the floorboards are creatures with BIG plans for those dummies. When midnight strikes, the bedroom becomes a battlefield, pillows become weapons, and Teagan discovers something absolutely BONKERS about what happens when your mouth is finally free to shout... 🎾

Mr Morton brings you a story of magical mayhem where tiny thieves, strawberry pillows, and one spectacular revelation collide in the most wonderfully unexpected way.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to check under beds and in attics. Tennis balls sold separately. ✨