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'Everyone’s seen my tits': Keeley Hazell on reclaiming the narrative in her new memoir

'Everyone’s seen my tits': Keeley Hazell on reclaiming the narrative in her new memoir

Update: 2025-08-26
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Keeley Hazell has lived a life that would make great television – which is probably why she inspired the beloved character Keeley Jones on Ted Lasso. In her new memoir, “Everyone’s Seen My Tits,” Keeley chronicles her chaotic childhood, her conflicted experience as one of Britain’s famous Page 3 topless models, and her journey to shed internalized shame as she reclaims her narrative.


In this episode, Keeley gets real about her internal battle between empowerment and objectification, the time she went to jail at age 14 for punching a cop, and the disastrous interview that launched her journey to become an “unlikely feminist.” Here are her songs.



  1. Pulp - Common People

  2. Mariah Carey - Hero

  3. Eminem - Criminal

  4. So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds

  5. Fish Go Deep ft Tracey K - The Cure and The Cause

  6. Sheryl Crow - All I Wanna Do

  7. Father John Misty - When You Are Smiling And Astride Me




Listen to Keeley Hazell's playlist on Spotify. Find the transcript of this episode at ⁠⁠⁠lifeinsevensongs.com⁠⁠⁠. Thoughts? Guest suggestions? Email us at ⁠⁠⁠lifeinsevensongs@sfstandard.com⁠⁠⁠.

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'Everyone’s seen my tits': Keeley Hazell on reclaiming the narrative in her new memoir

'Everyone’s seen my tits': Keeley Hazell on reclaiming the narrative in her new memoir

The San Francisco Standard