'I got kicked out of the Best & Fairest...'

'It was the greatest thing I've ever been a part of...'

Cam Rayner: 'I've got something for the (Cats) supporters'

'More hits than Pornhub...'

'Bucks said no to the Melbourne job'

'I was chatting to Zach Merrett...he'll do anything to get out'

‘When no one was looking I took the cup…’

‘I got so pissed before playing in a final...’

'I'll be making the pre-match speech on Grand Final Day'

‘I had no clothes on...’

‘I’m going after Dan Gorringe...’

‘He went up to the CEO and headbutted the shit out of him…’

'The AFL have f@#ked this up?'

BONUS: 'I thought I was dead...'

‘Rankine is going to miss the entire finals series, and they can't win it without him...’

'I consider myself a smart guy...' 'No one else does'

'I think I've sh!t myself'

'I'm laughing so hard I can't breath'

BONUS EP: ‘Buckley, Simpson, or Longmire and I can tell you they have not ruled out Hird…’

‘Dan Houston is getting dropped!’