Hear us out on this one. Hear us out. It's long and looney but worth it. The boys welcome back third mic extraordinaire Phil Carter to talk about conjugal visits, the 12 days of Barsmas and Glickmas, and Stove God Brooks. As a great ally, Phil makes room for POC voices and leaves for a third segment where Paul and Adrian once again interview legendary musician Louis Armstrong who has recently cooked up some new music.

Article 1: Care and Feeding https://web.archive.org/web/20240504130155/https://slate.com/human-interest/2024/05/parenting-advice-philosophy-self-defense-babysitting.html

Article 2: Ask a Frogman https://www.breachbangclear.com/ask-frogman-combat-option/

Third Segment: Lucky Louis