0018 - It's a HOT one! Dad stops by the Cafe with more terrible jokes! Also, I start a new Storytime Short Story "Miss Grief"
A'ja and I start a new Storytime series reading the short-story "Miss Grief" written by Constance Fenimore Woolson (1840 - 1894).
Dad stops by to tell some terrible jokes, and even insults me telling a joke....
Some interesting "this day in history" events - which I spin with my own unique sarcasm!
A man was really stressed and his wife put her foot down and..
And finally made him do something about it. She told him he needed to buy a pet because she read that pets reduce stress.
So he takes an Uber to the pet store and is greeted by the owner, a very attractive woman.
Surprisingly, she suggests buying a couple dozen snails because they are very relaxing.
After the purchase they continue talking and things heat up and she asks him to come upstairs to her apartment.
They make love all afternoon and evening, and he falls asleep in her arms the most relaxed he's been in some time.
About 2:00 am he wakes up freaking out because his wife will be furious.
Since it's so late the pet store owner offers to drive him home. He grabs his box of snails and they take off.
She drops him off a block away and as he's walking up the drive he trips over a garden hose and the snails go flying.
He gets to his feet and sees his little snails on the ground around him. At that moment his wife throws open the door, mad as hell, and yells "where have you been?"
He looks at her and then back at his snails and says, "Come on little fellas we're almost home, good job guys, we finally made it."
How much did it cost the Miami Heat to lose their spot in the 2021 NBA playoffs?
ON THIS DAY::::
1894 - The U.S. Congress made Labor Day a U.S. national holiday.
1902 - The U.S. Congress passed the Spooner bill, it authorized a canal to be built across the isthmus of Panama.
1911 - Samuel J. Battle became the first African-American policeman in New York City.
1939 - Pan American Airways began the first transatlantic passenger service.
1960 - In Cuba, Fidel Castro confiscated American-owned oil refineries without compensation.
1965 - The first commercial satellite began communications service. It was Early Bird (Intelsat I).
1997 - Mike Tyson was disqualified for biting Evander Holyfield's ear after three rounds of their WBA heavyweight title fight in Las Vegas, NV.
2007 - The American bald eagle was removed from the endangered species list.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO....
Mel Brooks 1926 - Writer, director, actor
Pat Morita 1932
Gilda Radner 1946
Kathy Bates 1948 - Actress
John Elway 1960 - Football player
John Cusack 1966 - Actor
Mary Stuart Masterson 1966 - Actress
Kellie Pickler 1986 - Country singer ("American Idol")
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