It’s about... Well. We know it's not about a sphere. I read my wife a story about a thing that... uh... What was it I read again? This piece is a lot of fun and you should read it. We also talk about the bathroom habits of Foundation personnel.

SCP-055 is by qntm http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-055

Music is by Abysmii https://soundcloud.com/abysmii