Christmas is coming, which means it’s also time to snuggle up and tune in to Love Actually. The beloved holiday romantic comedy features a who’s who of British stars, as well as some of the cutest, funniest and most festive lines in modern cinema. From its use of Mariah Carey‘s “All I Want for Christmas” to Hugh Grant as the most charming world leader ever to those infamous cards, the 2003 film has a timeless, at times heartbreaking, but all around the heartwarming theme: Love is everywhere, especially at Christmastime! Get into the spirit with the fake friends quotes.

1. “At Christmas, you tell the truth.” — Mark

2. “To me, you are perfect.” — Mark

3. “There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?” — Karen

4. “It’s my favorite time of day, driving you.” — Jamie

5. “Worse than the total agony of being in love?” — Sam

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6. “I love that word, ‘relationship.’ Covers all manner of sins, doesn’t it? I fear depression quotes that this has become a bad relationship; a relationship based on the president taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, um…Britain.” — Prime Minister

7. “We may be a small country, but we’re a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, The Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham’s right foot…David Beckham’s left foot, come to that.” — Prime Minister

8. “Two years, seven months, three days, and I suppose an hour and 30 minutes.” — Sarah

9. “Let’s get the s**t kicked out of us by love!” — Sam

10. “Tell her that you love her. You’ve got nothing to lose and you’ll always regret it if you don’t.” — Daniel

11. “True love lasts a lifetime.” — nature quotes

12. “Get a grip; people hate sissies. No one’s ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.” — Karen

13. “Definitely go for England, girl. You’ll meet Prince William—then you can marry him instead.” — Sophia

14. “No, I’m wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.” — Colin

15. “Invite him out for a drink and then, after about 20 minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.” — Harry

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16. “Girls love musicians, don’t they? Even the really weird ones get girlfriends.” — Sam

17. “It’s a terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the f**king love of my life quotes. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.” — Billy Mack

18. “I look quite pretty.” — Juliet

19. “The thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.” — Sam

20. “We need Kate, and we need Leo. And we need them now.” — Daniel

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21. “Hello David. I mean, Sir. S**t, I can’t believe I’ve just said that. And now I’ve gone and said ‘s**t’. Twice. Oh, I’m so sorry Sir.” — Natalie

22. “I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.” — Billy Mack

23. “I know I seems an insane person—because I hardly knows you—but sometimes things are so transparency, they don’t need evidential proof.” — Jamie

24. “Often, it’s not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it’s always there: hard work quotes fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.” — Prime Minister 

25. “When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge—they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love, actually, is all around.” — Prime Minister

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