CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The city of Pineville has been overrun by skelemen! But it's not all doom and gloom, because they just built a brand new, state of the art Superarena right in the middle of town!

*Originally published 6/15/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III

Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts

James Hart as Ita'dik & Emperor Porkus

Gabriel B as Waffle Wench

Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Kier Zhou as Kier the Skeleman

Graham Capobianco as Giganticorpse

Umbriel's Shadow as Stinkass the Unbeatable & Scruffy the Janitor

Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; The Fire Gate- Alex Grohl ; Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Africana Heat- Anthony Vega ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Royalty Free TV Intro Music ; Radio Loop- Portal OST ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Mystic Mansion- Sonic Heroes OST ; Bloody Tears- Castlevania II OST ; 3000 Miles to Shell City- Spongebob Movie Game OST

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