Exactly what the title says.

realize that title doesn’t seem a particularly compelling biography for anyone giving advice, but either I rise above this, and it is inspiring, or I don’t, and this a cautionary tale. Either way, pay attention.

I’m not sitting around smoking joints while I mooch off my parents or anything like that. I check most of the boxes for someone who has their life together and good prospects for life ahead.

Basically, on paper, my life shouldn’t be ridiculous shambles. And yet, somehow, I've ended up as one of those Millennials.