The Story of a Boy Who Went Forth to Learn How to Shudder - "Hey, you're super dead and I'm a bit crazy, but you're also my cousin, so call me Maeby?" A creepy boy with an unprecedented lack of self-awareness tries to give himself a spook by harassing literally every living, dead, and living dead thing he comes across.

The Stubborn Child - God strikes down some idiot kid for not listening to his mom... And that's it. Much like dead children, this story proves that good things really do come in small packages.

The Straw, the Coal, and the Bean - More sentience. More death. The bad news is that we were, in fact, only placed on this earth to suffer. The good news is that beans get an origin story. The other bad news is that it's beans, the food that nobody likes, not Mr. Bean, the human that everyone likes.

The Three Army Surgeons - Army had a half day, so a couple of guys pretending to be doctors conduct some wacky experiments on themselves. Unfortunately, that doesn't end up being quite as exciting as it sounds, so a guest appearance by a character from a previous tale attempts to save it. It doesn't work, but the effort is appreciated.

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Intro/Outro Music: From Russia With Love - Huma-Huma