To Rollies it may concern, 

Thanks for tuning in yet again. In this one we talk brewing home kombucha, the disturbing truth behind nickelodeon, my father's beekeeping, and the WGA/SAG Strike. It's one heckova meatball this week. 

In other news, BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: our next live meatball rollout comedy show is on August 5th @8pm. Bring your sunscreen, your sleeping bag, and your permission slip CUZ YOU'RE GOIN TO CAMP MEATBALL THIS SUMMER!!! We've got a totally bonkers lineup of comedians for you guys so don't miss it. There will be no swimming in the lake this year though. Ticket link coming soon.

Don't forget to DM us on Instagram @meatballrollout if you want to submit a question for us to answer live on the air. Also follow us on Insta for updates on shows, comedy clips, and meme culture. 

'Meatball, my meatball. What light shines on you, meatball? You glisten in the sparkles off the lake. Your oily skin magnifies the trickery of the moon so late. Tomato sauce dripping on the dock, roll roll roll, against the tolling of the clock.' 

- Thadeus Fleischballchen Von Kjotbollur (c. 1802)



Thanks Rollies! 

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