106 - Filings
The angels go to the Hall of Public Records.
The voice of the Faceless Old Woman was Mara Wilson.
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dead the second episode is coming in just a few days so catch up now and hey don't get why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are here tell me more about your special bird powers welcome to The The The The The The The it's been a long couple of weeks as the citywide emergency sirens that signal illegal public acknowledgement of angels have been blaring almost non stop but in spite of these archaic laws I've been shouting You're An Angel at beings who look like angels and then making my most friendly finger pointing just are the beings who call themselves angels because that's what they are to begin filing the people were for official existence the Angels are still at the hall the public records downtown waiting in line they have made it to the front of the line three different times but each time they were told they were missing a key form of ID or pre application paperwork or that the cameras could not record their image they weren't told this using words the records whole park just out there people work repeatedly with scissors and then got a massive nosebleed which is how they know their application was declined other citizens waiting have grown restless as they do not acknowledge the existence of angels the next person in line keeps walking up to a seemingly empty window only to be brushed away by a clerk or an angel these citizens have begun shouting and grumbling and curling into little balls and sobbing as large glowing cracks appear in the ceiling it's been several days of waiting in line for the Angels will check back in on them soo the uh oh I have a new inter listeners is a fine looking young man with the beautiful voice I think you'll have a great future in radio I've been trying to ask him his name or who hired him I certainly don't remember beginning than search for a new winter he just appeared this morning and started working without a single word which is the most professional behavior for anyone beginning a new job well he seems hard at work even if every time I address him he doesn't notice me it's great having a competent replacement for Corinne and if I have no idea how this new in turn got here he is as long as the filing is getting done laundry Ortiz daughter of Josephine who passed away last month has carried on her fight against the Angels The Angels are claiming ownership of Old Woman Show sees a state since they live with her and help her build the many artistic monuments and cultural foundations around tell laundry said she doesn't care if angels are acknowledged for naught if they want to be recognized funny but a long dress and her lawyer in the Elliott ever as have filed motions to maintain ownership of the laundry his mother's home and belongings money and memories just because a bunch of imaginary told people with wings helped Joe C change the lightbulbs from time to time avarice and that's no reason they are considered next of kin cover is told Judge Sean Nasdaq if they don't exist you must get guest judge Aztec replied Emilio it's been four years and remarry are done okay the Angels have hired a five headed dragon that Miriam evil men as their counsel who issued a literally scathing response the laundry is now suing Edelman and her team for medical bills resulting from second to prefer it's a long drought has already put chose his home up for sale she is willing to offer rebates for pre existing damage such as a series of large glowing slits in the walls that lead to rooms that aren't possible according to the official floor plan nor the laws of physics these rooms range from a seventeenth Century ballroom to a Crow's nest on a modern navy destroyer to the space shuttle clocks anachronistic people keep wondering in and out of the sports she added on second thought since the house has more usable square footage than originally anticipated and because there appear to be in current renters she's raising the sale price so I just sent my new in turn to go pick up some lunch or at least I said excuse me young man whose name I don't know yet to buy only think works here can you go grab me a Cobb salad with extra whip cream and pencil shavings from the missing fog salad bar he didn't say yes nor did he ever seem to see or hear me but he did look really frightened and ran from the room crying which was such a polite and respectful gesture to his superior and nice young man dress is kind of weird though so early eighties with his double Windsor striped tie polyester coat and aviator goggles just like we all wore back in the day I supposed most things eventually come back in fashion well I can only assume he heard my lunch order I'm starving your starving try not having and now only God does care of listeners we have an unplanned visit from the faceless old woman who secretly leaves in your home or I guess in this case to review studio while you're still on the here Cecil we need to talk about the distant prints if you dare to speak of him so as not to draw his attention what do you know his harbinger so here they are prepared to announce his arrival with a long two feet beaks the stomach I see all the rehearsing this announcement in their room Hampton Inn on Route eight hundred and writing and rewriting the grand pronouncement and teaching it to the court records to shriek out to all of my kale what does that mean what shriek it's like a painful Yelp like this I mean while the mangled servants are gathering the use of important Night Vale politicians groups right and they will sew the ears onto the walls of the Hampton Inn continental breakfast bar and use them as portals into many dimensions and upon their plan is to destroy time itself and collapse night fell into a dead singularity by two they want to do for us it was suggested to him by a nice from out of town what young woman she she she a woman from the Briggs family just considering our souls until fifteen Princeton she planned a terrible plot destroying all that is until he snapped I met her in jeans and found a frog will mind can comprehend no God controls I know physics can hold a show set the world a fire like he was the year she and I are best friends now she's a lot of fun because I gotta go Steve Carlsberg is back home and I want to stand behind in the mirror when he bends down to wash his face he shrieks of the funniest o' dough molds see the nice okay we're getting reports that a dense fog is now pouring from a giant glowing flash in the sky above the rec center Sumter and the Dons have flown out of it as well as a commercial airliner and those who enter the fog reported hearing shouts blood curdling screams echoed drums but there's also the battle of the band's sound check happening right now at the rec center so it's probably just that either way keep a close ally helped for these apparent errors in the fabric of our reality also go check out the Battle of the bands I think Dion Creighton son Josh and his boyfriend Grant organizing that event no word from our sponsors Today Show Is brought To You by a gravy peaches and whispering to you from your neighbor's backyard the pigeon his name is Alfonso is telling you that you are the one true God that He wants you to bring it a body part a human body part doesn't matter which part just do it soo tiny and it's almost gone the Bible was wrong the pigeon at it suddenly from your right shoulder there never was a bikini this has been no word from our sponsors reports continue from the last few weeks of people all overnight fail experiencing false realities the most believable visions are those of tall wing it beings roaming the streets and asking to borrow ten bucks City Council is issuing daily press releases claiming the existence of angels is impossible and illegal City Council is threatening to no longer speak to anyone who acknowledges the so called angels you are un invited to our birthday party today's press release reads too bad there will be karaoke and mini golf your loss angel acknowledge or a series of fissures in reality have begun to open up revealing truths that should never have existed like the twelfth century Scottish castle sitting atop the staples over on Galloway Frances Donaldson at the antiques mall reports suddenly knowing how to play the piano before she only knew how to play keyboards Larry Leroy out on the edge of town came home to find his wife Chris at Boeing the law but he was never married the last opera set in high school when they were both in the lurching band together and Fire Chief Rhoda Encarnacion said she found a rock in the shape of Harry styles is live for I don't know how Kerry is getting potty without his live for Encarnacion said or given how much money it was on this thing how he was ever getting by with it likely to be where the untruths which attempt to dismantle our town state vigilant read your journals look at your photographs to your best to remember what is real mad speaking of real real hungry we spent or would get back soon with my salad it's been forever since the wait we left his wallet behind well strike one you in turn are you supposed to buy lunch if you don't take any money via some cash in his pockets to be some way to flinch is late in the offices and pretty nice wallet tri fold photo pages human leather money clip rights to have one chance like this Let's Find Out More About You Kid O s bowling league card two young reporters in the membership it's after my own heart photos of him with a young man he could probably be related to who and who are you sure Travis caught this kid can't be sisters here just hears the weather well I sort this out The uh uh the the the the the the the uh the the the the uh the menu in turn never made it back you never left or maybe was never here at all or maybe still is here after all these years after finding his my ID in his wallet I ran out after him but before I even got out of the building I found him in the restroom the door was slightly cracked and the light was on her before we saw a familiar young voice Leonard said if I work hard maybe I'll be a radio presenter myself someday that the voice was so frightened but still I looked into the washroom was standing in front of a mirror looking bright himself and never looked into those things we haven't in a long time the I think the radio station is fun he said I think the radio station is hidden I think the radio station is like a dark planet live by no sun I think therefore I soon won't be awarded to cry out to warn him my mother told me to stay way from years and we knew he was in danger of my mouth and try to step into the room but I could not speak could not move folk I'm looking in the mirror he set the mirror is not covered he said stop don't look into the mirror trying to say but nothing came out of the Holy Spirit in audible wheeze tears stung by artists I waved frantically trying to catch his attention the flickering movement is just behind me sat and then he looked right at me in the mirror his eyes grew wide and wet he said I said again I choked he screamed I screamed only again no sound came out he fell to the floor and for a moment I remembered I remembered blue lights and blood in my throat and the dark planet lit by no sun and then I forgot what it looked like or that it was never was worst still is in his wallet was no longer in my studio is my driver's license was no longer my familiar teenage in turn was no longer lying on the ground the mirror she was looking into is now shattered into thousands of intersecting cracks like parched desert dirt I approach the mirror hoping to see a face I knew a young man's face I just barely remember but I only saw a multiplicity of media man provided unrecognizable e under razor sharp lines and behind me a glowing slash in the bathroom wall when I turned the whole in reality was gone only plain gray subway tiles I don't know what is real myself as a younger in turn the woman from Italy these holes Harry styles is liver Harry styles or any of these things real one thing I know Israel with the Angels after hours of waiting in line their paperwork has been officially filed with the whole of public records and a hearing date scheduled sometime between the last Friday of this month and the last Friday of two thousand and twenty three Bell reality is failing us and strange forces are gathering the distant prints the woman from Italy Dragons into a car don't know what we can do to save a failing reality I only know we can make real that which we acknowledge and accept angels are real like fail the actuality of people we rarely see or interact with may seem un important as fissures in our world threaten to collapse everything we know but if you see an angel tell them you see them tell them they are real point at them and shout your an angel we can only make real what we accept as real tell them Okay goodnight light rail that night the but tonight they love the production of Night elf or sense it is written 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