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The podcast begins with a discussion about comedian Andrew Santino and a bet Kevin made with the hosts about losing weight. The hosts then discuss a call from Noah, a restaurant manager, who was scammed by a fake birthday party organizer named Albert Kiggy. The next call is from Dave, a recently divorced man, who is struggling with his son moving back in and discovering his "yoga chair," which is actually a sex chair. Dave seeks advice on how to navigate this situation with his son and his girlfriend, Test. The episode also features an update from Natalie, who previously called about her dog's separation anxiety from her mannequin, Tim. She describes her efforts to reintroduce Tim to the dog, including dressing him in clothes and using fishing line to make him appear to pet the dog. Finally, Jake and Garrett discuss the trend of mothers faking birthday parties for their children to garner sympathy and gifts. They share their own experiences with awkward or disastrous birthday celebrations.

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00:00:00

Andrew Santino and Kevin's Bet

The podcast begins with a brief introduction and a discussion about Andrew Santino, a comedian and podcast host. They mention his podcast "Bad Friends" and his upcoming appearance at Wrigley Field. The hosts also discuss a bet Kevin made with them about losing weight, explaining the bet's details and how Santino became involved in the decision-making process.

00:16:14

The Albert Kiggy Scam

Noah, a restaurant manager, calls in to discuss a scam involving a fake birthday party. He explains how they were tricked into catering a party for a non-existent person named Albert Kiggy.

00:41:05

The Yoga Chair Dilemma

Dave, a recently divorced man, calls in to discuss a dilemma involving his son moving back in and discovering his "yoga chair" (a sex chair). He's unsure how to handle the situation when his son inevitably discovers the chair's true purpose.

00:44:28

Navigating the Chair Dilemma

Dave seeks advice on how to navigate a tricky situation involving his girlfriend, Test, and his new roommate, his son. Test is hesitant to visit as often due to the roommate, and Dave wants to use his "fuck chair" but feels awkward with his son around.

01:02:43

Mannequin Therapy Update

Natalie, who previously called about her dog's separation anxiety from her mannequin, Tim, provides an update. She describes her efforts to reintroduce Tim to the dog, including dressing him in clothes, having a fake lunch, and using fishing line to make Tim appear to pet the dog.

01:09:40

Fake Parties and Other Life Crap

Jake and Garrett discuss the trend of mothers faking birthday parties for their children to garner sympathy and gifts. They share their own experiences with awkward or disastrous birthday celebrations, including a paintball incident that resulted in a destroyed ankle.

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Q&A

• What is the bet that Kevin made with the hosts?

  Kevin bet that he would lose 20 pounds by his birthday and weigh under 180 pounds for a wedding. If he lost, he would have to wear short shorts and get oiled up for photos. If he won, the hosts would buy him a gift.

• What happened to Noah's restaurant?

  Noah's restaurant was scammed by a fake birthday party organizer named Albert Kiggy. They prepared a large amount of food for the party, but no one showed up.

• What is Dave's dilemma?

  Dave's dilemma is that his son is moving back in with him after graduating college and will inevitably discover his "yoga chair," which is actually a sex chair. He's unsure how to handle the situation when his son discovers the chair's true purpose.

• What steps did Natalie take to reintroduce her mannequin, Tim, to her dog, Chance?

  Natalie dressed Tim in clothes, had a fake lunch with him, and used fishing line to make Tim appear to pet Chance. She also played a TV show for Tim and left treats in his hand.

• What is the trend of mothers faking birthday parties for their children, and what are the motivations behind it?

  Mothers are posting videos of their children's birthday parties where no one shows up, often to garner sympathy and gifts. The motivation is unclear, but it could be for attention, social media clout, or to elicit support from others.

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