116: Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys
116: Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys
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This podcast episode covers a range of topics, starting with a discussion about the hosts' recent trip to Las Vegas, including their experiences at the new Sphere entertainment venue and their thoughts on the best places to stay. The episode then transitions to a caller named Ashley seeking help crafting a one-liner to deflect inquiries about her dislike of cinnamon rolls. The hosts engage in a humorous conversation, exploring the psychology behind Ashley's aversion and brainstorming various responses. Next, a caller named Baxter shares a humorous yet frustrating situation involving his parents' Ring doorbell, where they constantly comment on his comings and goings. The hosts brainstorm creative solutions, suggesting elaborate pranks involving fake treasure hunts and even a fake pregnancy to distract his parents from their surveillance. The episode continues with Alex receiving a call from a friend who wants to invite him to his retirement party. Alex is hesitant to answer the call, as he's been receiving calls from this friend for five years and never returned them. The hosts discuss the dilemma Alex faces, highlighting the awkwardness of finally answering the call. Finally, the podcast hosts follow up with a listener who had a brain tumor and threw a retirement party for it. The listener shares their experience with surgery and the party, which was a COVID-supervised event. The hosts commend the listener's positive attitude and unique approach to dealing with their diagnosis.
Outlines
Las Vegas Trip and The Sphere
The hosts discuss their recent trip to Las Vegas, sharing their experiences and opinions on the best places to stay, things to do, and their thoughts on the new Sphere entertainment venue. They also touch upon the emotional impact of a Killers concert and the importance of finding an escape from the hustle and bustle of the Strip.
Help Me With My One-Liner
A caller named Ashley seeks help crafting a one-liner to deflect inquiries about her dislike of cinnamon rolls. The hosts engage in a humorous and insightful conversation, exploring the psychology behind Ashley's aversion and brainstorming various responses, ranging from lighthearted to dramatic.
Ring Doorbell Drama
A caller named Baxter shares a humorous yet frustrating situation involving his parents' Ring doorbell. His parents constantly comment on his comings and goings, creating an awkward dynamic. The hosts brainstorm creative solutions, suggesting elaborate pranks involving fake treasure hunts and even a fake pregnancy to distract his parents from their surveillance.
Retirement Party Dilemma
Alex receives a call from a friend who wants to invite him to his retirement party. Alex is hesitant to answer the call, as he's been receiving calls from this friend for five years and never returned them. The hosts discuss the dilemma Alex faces, highlighting the awkwardness of finally answering the call.
Brain Tumor Update
The podcast hosts follow up with a listener who had a brain tumor and threw a retirement party for it. The listener shares their experience with surgery and the party, which was a COVID-supervised event.
Keywords
Philo
Philo is a streaming service offering live TV channels and on-demand content for a monthly fee. It provides a diverse range of entertainment options, including current seasons of popular shows, at an affordable price without contracts.
The Sphere
The Sphere is a new entertainment venue in Las Vegas, featuring a massive spherical structure with advanced technology for immersive experiences. It has generated both excitement and skepticism, with some questioning its purpose and others anticipating its potential for innovative entertainment.
Ring Doorbell
A Ring Doorbell is a smart doorbell that allows homeowners to see and speak to visitors remotely. It has become increasingly popular for security and convenience, but it can also raise privacy concerns, as in Baxter's case, where his parents use it to monitor his comings and goings.
One-Liner
A one-liner is a short, witty, and often humorous statement designed to be memorable and effective in a conversation. It can be used to deflect unwanted inquiries, express a point of view, or simply add a touch of humor to a situation.
Fake Pregnancy
A fake pregnancy is a humorous prank involving pretending to be pregnant. It can be used to create a dramatic situation, elicit reactions from others, or simply provide entertainment. In Baxter's case, the hosts suggest using a fake pregnancy to distract his parents from their Ring doorbell surveillance.
Treasure Hunt
A treasure hunt is a game or activity involving searching for hidden objects or clues. It can be used for entertainment, education, or even as a prank, as in Baxter's case, where the hosts suggest creating a fake treasure hunt to distract his parents from their Ring doorbell surveillance.
Brain Tumor
A mass of abnormal cells that forms in the brain. It can be benign or malignant, and treatment options vary depending on the type and location.
Retirement Party
A celebration held to mark the end of someone's career or service. It typically involves food, drinks, speeches, and gifts.
COVID-supervised Event
An event that is held with safety measures in place to prevent the spread of COVID-19, such as social distancing, mask-wearing, and limited capacity.
Q&A
What are some of the best places to stay in Las Vegas?
The hosts recommend staying at the Bellagio, the Venetian, and Caesars Palace, highlighting their luxurious amenities and unique experiences. They also suggest staying off the Strip for a more affordable and relaxing experience.
How can Ashley deflect inquiries about her dislike of cinnamon rolls?
The hosts suggest various one-liners, ranging from simple statements like \"I just don't like them\" to more dramatic responses involving associating cinnamon rolls with a negative experience, such as getting sick after eating them.
How can Baxter deal with his parents' constant surveillance through their Ring doorbell?
The hosts suggest creating elaborate pranks involving fake treasure hunts, a fake pregnancy, or even a fake divorce to distract his parents and make them question their surveillance habits.
What is the dilemma Alex faces regarding his friend's retirement party?
Alex is hesitant to answer his friend's call because he's been receiving calls from him for five years and never returned them. He doesn't want to be responsible for TV missing out on the party, but he also doesn't want to deal with the awkwardness of finally answering.
How did the listener approach their brain tumor diagnosis?
The listener gave their brain tumor a name, Cindy, and decided to approach the situation with a positive attitude. They threw a retirement party for Cindy, which was a fun way to celebrate the end of their battle with the tumor.
Show Notes
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a hatred of cinnamon rolls, nosey parents on the Ring camera and someone calling the wrong number a lot.
Later the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 101 “The Legend Has Retired with Neal Brennan.”
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