DiscoverThe Joe Rogan Experience#1259 - David Wallace-Wells
#1259 - David Wallace-Wells

#1259 - David Wallace-Wells

Update: 2019-03-07205
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David Wallace-Wells is Deputy editor and climate columnist for New York magazine. His book "The Uninhabitable Earth: Life After Warming" is available now.
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Justin Cavanagh

Mr president, g whizz. must feel so good to be voted in by a bunch of people. or force, same diff a . But anyway, you must feel so powerful. You scared me , with your scary words yesterday. Your just so powerful and scary . hmmmm I lie in bed and think , wonder what I feel like to be hand picked by heaps powerful crew

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

Justin Cavanagh does some body want a hug , common. some body wants a big long hug , big bad president

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

Justin Cavanagh You big bad scary man , your so scary times

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

I was pissing on the evidence. I was like , how is the world going to flood . thought rock . never looked down The Turkish president . common mate . send ozzy home in coffins like we did the Anzac . didn't see ya talk like that to the concentration camps that your all in scared a

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

and good night , sleep alone . pretty obvious, good night. Just like joe , I love you all and even the ones that want to cut me up . good night

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

one last thing , you know when you go to what ever . but there's 2 switches, ones the fan and ones the light . your like done it a thousand times . your brains like , hit the light hand . But you always hit the fan , wtf. JUST HIT THE LIGHT BRAIN

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

do you really want to know earth . i totally understand the stakes and situation earth . like it's the highest stakes ever . But I used me wits , cause it was and only is the only opportunity in earth ever . to throw a bit of Jedi shit in there . totally wait for right moment, your like on the brink of world war . But fuck , squeeze a little star wars in you know . like full blown everything on the line . But, fuck me , who on earth don't like a little star wars . we never get another chance at this . get it , the last line , han, flying over the super star destroyer with Luke xo

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

Look everyone. Don't stress. But it's clear I'll only warn this once. take or leave it . I'm talking talking music etc . we clear a

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

I'll shovel stones for ever . But if I don't see my way , 3 years behind schedule. remember in return of the Jedi, when Lord Vader landed on the death star , captain neda was behind schedule.

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

Just like me everything the fucking hard way

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

serous one last thing . Just landed to recoup my brain feeling good . I turn on the radio , gods son is scared of everyone. You really hard work earth , the planet knows where I am always. But you take the piss on front. and watch me shovel rocks up hill to pay my way to do what ever I feel like to humanity forever future. now why would you throw stones at the dudes head behind the bushes. shoveling rocks 12 hours a day up hill . And controls the flesh fate . why , why fucking hard work a

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

but always write. I'm mean wrong on being a good human write . But write , always write . Just like no substance, told the Muslims. Your the new jew mate 10 or 20 years ago . 20 before the millions in concentration camps . and obviously. we have some God girlfriends being held down human raped . well excuse the French, but millions in concentration camps means we got some God fuckers in the crowd here family . now like I said , I hate being right. You Muslims are so stupid, look what the world did . make you destroy your own Muslim lands , then anyone on the out skirts , there putting you in starve camps . You know why I care , cause I see there little toddler faces , it hurts me as much as doing it to my little toddler . But the problem is you little bubbers , your parents fucked up . It's there fault they got tricked into destroying your own home land why . look dudes , your way to intense, it's all to much . God is here , not your old school shit . it was entertaining in the day . But it's over guys , chill the fuck out a . Not saying anything is right . Your planet is run be pretty lost it murders and the list goes on . look millions in concentration camps , you cunt are in my kids sand pit . I tell you , you obviously got my girlfriend over a bench mate with your cock balls deep in the arss one warning. Your way , or my way what city joe, pick one

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

your 3 years behind schedule earth . I know you take your Gods for granted, if Jesus, Devil or GOD. turned there back you lot would have there girlfriends bent over the bench. Don't stress your human . But obviously you don't take your Gods advice seriously. You will learn the hard way . You just like me earth , writing on the wall but I still choose the hard way . You will go the hard way , easy way . I don't give a fuck . But earth. Your 3 years behind schedule. Just like me , always wrong

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

seek terms China, un. The lot of ya . seek terms . I'll only warn you once . If not , I'll do it my way . easy, one and only one chance your way . or option 2 , option 2 is the most easy one . You know why . Cause it's my way . God I love Chevy Chase movies

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

to back up Alex, look bro . The only way I back your crazy shit . The big bang was the programs launch. to program such minor details would take just as long as time . So Alex % chance and the only chance your any where near the ball park . The program was write 100s of millions billions what ever ago . that is your virtual reality

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

Justin Cavanagh even ai writing the such thurer program. But it is only possible that the virtual started as far back as the big bang . which means the everything is . or the other creative is billions of years old . But they take personal interest in us surviving. like I said , they said join forces 3 years ago . which has done the complete opposite. which totally makes sense why I got green light on throwing shit around . The only reason I go on your show joe. I know you love everyone and your cool . But I say you , pick a city world wide . Just pick one , wait hour or few more. watch what happens

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

Justin Cavanagh or time started on a individual mind . But that isn't possible. Cause my mates said they never talk me again . if nuke war isn't averted. So if a program just started from a point in one mind in all minds . why make so much trouble for the one mind to fell so bad about worrying if you nuke yourself at the same time as encouraging war . The out come is simple . same team big things ahead . real or not real

Mar 19th
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Justin Cavanagh

Look I won't harp on . Cause at the same time as , was drinking a beer . looking at a Chinese military helicopter in Sydney Australia yard . I was driving back from a chat with rex , local fishermen. had a few beers , I pull over for a piss , anything from 30 to 50 meters above sea level in the jungle. I was lossing on the super steep mountain. pissing on coral that was the mountain. thinking , Alex jones and Joe and old mate the other day , pretty cool . and Alex jones said we live in vertal reality. mate I was looking at this shit in the jungle thinking this is real man . what computer could produce millions of year old coral in the game . must have taken a million years to be so thurer. But anyway I realized listen today, didn't think much of it that day . I was like , how the fuck this coral get this high . earth quake push it 50 meters high. nar there were palm trees on Antarctica. Cause it's that high . The planet is a mess and no one is at the wheel

Mar 19th
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Mike Piunno

this guy talks like a valley girl. that vocal fry is terrible.

Mar 18th
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Jeff Jenkins

6:43

Mar 15th
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Craig Sterry

tell your country to stop dropping bombs in the middle east. ..it'll help ya! how much emissions do they give off

Mar 15th
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Dean Mitchell

Craig Sterry We do and unfortunately they listen to the corporations selling them the bombs and planes and not the American public.

Mar 15th
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Machine

only heard him, not Joe, say the word "nuclear" once and that was in a negative context. Considering all his time speaking about China, who is concentrating on manufacturing solar for the rest of the world, bit building out nuclear for themselves.... hhhmmmm

Mar 14th
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Justin Cavanagh

Justin Cavanagh also , f$%king China. Australia is going full green . so chiiiiiiiiiiiina , thanks a lot for ruining earth . now Australia has to cut going green . build air ground navy . Cause you are surrounding us . But don't forget maaaaate , you surround the beast , nothing earth seen before . do a little research mate , can do things to you in places unthinkable. Good one earth killers , are look earth Hitler's come back as China leader . he putting humans in concentration camps . Good one china

Mar 18th
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Justin Cavanagh

Justin Cavanagh no big deal , look at the issue and address it . no point getting ya knickers in a knot over it

Mar 18th
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Rusty Shackleford

this guy definitely sniffs his own farts

Mar 13th
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Dustin Bodoh

Tried to listen, couldn't do it

Mar 13th
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#1259 - David Wallace-Wells

#1259 - David Wallace-Wells