The Old Woman in the Woods - A young girl gets super stranded in some spooky woods and trusts in God to rescue her. Unfortunately, God doesn't get the memo, so he never shows up. FORTUNATELY, a fox does, so he gives the girl some magical keys that unlock a bunch of stuff, like the cookie factory where the Keebler Elfs live and reverse Narnia (Earth). Unfortunately, the girl comes across a nasty old witch who wants to check her receipts. FORTUNATELY, she knows her rights and tells the witch to shove it and get a warrant. The witch doesn't, so all the trees turn back into people and the kingdom is saved. Thank you slave girl, very cool!

The Singing Bone - The boar that bested a Baratheon gets a spin-off series and, as you can probably imagine, it's not too great. Scuffed Kingslayer terrorizes the countryside and its inhabitants until a boy comes along and kills it to earn a hot princess. Then he gets a singing bone, or something? And if he blows it correctly it can slay dragons, I guess. But if he's not worthy of blowing the bone, he gets sent straight to House Bolton. 12 years rape and torture. 7 years, no trials. ..But that's only in the books. In the show, all of this is replaced with sex scenes, because if normies get anything more than 5 minutes of surface level plot without seeing some T&A, they lose interest and have to go back to watching something that they can actually wrap their tiny brains around, like the latest Avengers movie.

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Intro/Outro Music: From Russia With Love - Huma-Huma