Godfather Death - We back in Bible times! A man chooses Satan over Jesus (not cool), but the child ends up becoming a doctor because of it (very cool). The problem is, the doctor keeps trying to help babies but death just wants to send them to Hell. So death keeps showing up to take the babies to Hell, but the doctor is like "no pls don't." But if Satan is at a baby's feet, the doctor isn't allowed to save them and they gotta go to Hell. BUT, if Satan is at the baby's head, they allowed to get saved. Or is it if he's giving them head? You'd have to ask Justin, he has a lot of experience with that.

The Fitcher's Bird - A crazy man collects young girls and gives them a key to his murder cellar and an egg to carry. Naturally, the girls go inside the cellar even though the man tells them not to, and they end up getting super duper murdered and dropping their eggs into magical blood. Finally, one girl smartens up and reconstructs the chopped up bodies of the other girls into a horrific flesh golems (presumably), helps them escape, and then dresses up as a bird and burns down her wedding and the crazy man and all of his friends.

The Foundling - More baby snatching! This time a bird steals a baby and gives it to a forester (not the Subaru) so he can raise it as his own. His wife has other plans, however. She tells his other child, little Lina (probably also stolen) that she wants to cook the foundling and eat him. But, because the two children are apparently/allegedly romantically involved, little Lina keeps her promise that she will NEVER EVER forsake her brother/lover. So, the two children go on the run and use the magical powers that they gained from literally out of nowhere to shapeshift into various random objects. They are finally caught by the forester's wife, but they kill her and live happily ever after.

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Intro/Outro Music: From Russia With Love - Huma-Huma