The Devil's Sooty Brother - Simple Hans hangs out with the devil in hell and cooks up some of his former superiors into soups (basically hot human water). All is well and good until somebody decides do something bad to him, then he doesn't like it and he cries like a dumb baby and runs back to the devil to tell him what happened. Then a king with a hot daughter gets forced into it for literally no reason and it's kind of a mess.

Godfather Death (II) - OOPSIE WOOPSIE! UwU we made a fricky wicky and reused a tale! The dwarves at Nut Mountain are working VEWY HAWD to fix this! ..Just kidding, this is not our fault. The two versions of this story are so different that we couldn't even tell them apart, kind of like Split and X-Men, you know? Where it's literally the same movie with the same actors and plot but pretends not to be associated at all? Anyway, we went ahead and made a new rule called "we're allowed to do this and you have to shut up and enjoy it." STARTING NOW. You know the plot of this one already, but I'll give you a little refresh: Doctor man is rude to God and the devil and gets BTFO by death for being a dumb idiot.

Bind Your Will to Paimon

Intro/Outro Music: From Russia With Love - Huma-Huma

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