Lords:

• Danny
  
  
  
  
  • https://linktr.ee/dannyBstyleband
  
  


• Josh
  
  
  
  
  • https://www.bonusstage.ca/
  
  


• Vitor
  
  
  
  
  • https://vitoramado.framer.website/
  
  

Topics:

• Games you love that nobody else knows exist


• I keep losing my sunglasses. How do I fix this?


• Homebrewing


• When did Bush stop hiding the facts??


• Mad Girl's Love Song by Sylvia Plath
  
  
  
  
  • https://allpoetry.com/mad-girl%27s-love-song
  
  
  • I didn't actually have four poems in mind that made me say oh shit but skimming the list, this could be them:
  
  
  • https://www.tumblr.com/ailbey/750880084257374208
  
  
  • https://cih.ucsd.edu/sites/cih.ucsd.edu/files/cfm/When%20I%20am%20among%20the%20Trees%20by%20Mary%20Oliver.pdf
  
  
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Not_Stand_at_My_Grave_and_Weep
  
  
  • https://nextworldover.tumblr.com/post/705362430786748416/guooey-a-psalm-for-the-wild-built-becky
  
  

Microtopics

• Video game music man.


• Playing a guitar part that someone else wrote by clicking with a mouse.
  


• A very fun interesting exercise that you appreciate.


• Bass dives.


• Playing bass with extra fingers.


• Walking into the luthier's workshop asking to pay them to put a whammy bar on a bass and they're like "fuck you, that's disgusting."


• Harold Drumsman.


• Tympanum Factotum.


• Super Stardust vs. Super Rub-a-Dub.


• The twin stick shooter you made all your bandmates play.


• The most 1989 thing you've ever seen.


• A lopsided castle shape drawn out of block characters.


• Seeing a Lamborghini game and wondering "who would ever play that??"


• Modding modern-resolution models and textures into an N64 game.


• A game that looks like dogshit but with modern emulation it's extremely high resolution dogshit.


• Impressing your dad at how good you are at the one video game he lets you play.


• Hemiroids.


• Art style becoming a monoculture more easily in small communities.


• Dirty Dancing except Baby never dances again.


• Phalanx. (The banjo game.)


• The banjo player going inside the ship for the European box art.


• Engineering Jones and the Time Thieves of DSPea.


• Games that quiz you on what sorts of consulting services your company needs.


• Finding a pair of crudely drawn breasts in a collection of Windows 3.1 icons on Uncle Dave's PC and thinking "Uncle Dave is into some weird shit."


• Prescription sunglasses vs. Just For Fun sunglasses.


• Doing something that makes you look funny and preparing a five minute angry rant to spit at anyone who looks at you funny.


• Lacquering your eyes with a substance that darkens in the sunlight.


• Lacquering your skin instead of wearing clothes.


• Buying more and more expensive sunglasses until you stop losing them.


• Pushing 32.


• Being the mead guy and everyone sends you mead making videos.


• Fermenting honey in the hot dog water.


• Making a slurry of hot dogs and ethanol in the blender.


• Letting honey sit in the closet until it becomes mead.


• Putting mead in the beehive to give back to the community.


• Giving all the hallucinogens to all the manufacturing insects to see if they make exciting new kinds of silk and honey.


• Kirkland Signature Mead.


• Going into an underground tavern in Sweden and eating boar and lingonberries.


• Distilling and getting all the wrong -thanols.


• Putting a couple shots of moonshine in a cup of Booster Juice.


• Could potato pizza sprout more potato.


• Have you ever heard a plant scream during a job interview?


• There is no ethical consumption under life.


• Connecting plants up to synthesizers.


• The sound of two black holes colliding. (Bloop!)


• Data Audializaion.


• How Windows XP users discovered that bush hid the facts.


• When did Bush get Microsoft to disable the "Bush hid the facts" Easter egg.


• The mongoose is a common sight on the Earth.


• The mongoose's shadow casts a faint glow upon the ancient tree.


• Reading aloud and trying to understand what you're reading at the same time.


• Cool as fuck yours truly uwu.


• The four poems that made you say "oh shit."


• Art that communicates ideas vs. art that communicates feelings.


• Bonus stage.


• Rock Band Karaoke.

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