Lords:

• Cort


• Ben

Topics:

• Oh man, remember the Geek Code?
  
  
  
  
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek_Code
  
  


• I discovered a fun fact about my neighborhood


• Every 5x6 Nonogram
  
  
  
  
  • https://puzzarium.com/every-5x6-nonogram
  
  


• The Calf Path by Sam Foss
  
  
  
  
  • https://poets.org/poem/calf-path
  
  


• Phillip Rivers

Microtopics:

• Secret Playstation Things.


• Transposing a matrix in SIMD.


• Reclaiming your plug.


• Trying and failing to use Libby.


• Failing to check out library books from your toilet.


• State-sanctioned piracy.


• The restaurant where you had the dinner for your wedding.


• The "my wife" voice.


• Suddenly having nieces.


• Hadad and Barney on Black Square Day.


• The Talos Principal DLC.


• The Geek Code Era.


• VMS or OS/2 as a defining feature of your personality.


• Dilbert, Perl, Doom, and X-Files: all equally culturally relevant to this day.


• The Natural Bears Classification System for Gay Men.


• The Human Code.


• Your favorite grocery store's end-of-year recap.


• The story of a Venezuelan woman between age 30 and 55, and her top 2000 interests.


• Your favorite vowel in text messages you've sent this year.


• What they call that AE vowel.


• Speedrunning your entire email history in a weekend.


• The Miracle Mile, where all the tar pits are.


• Noted monster Sean "Diddy" Combs.


• Two hip hop producers getting mad at each other.


• Putting a plaque at your hotel explaining that Jim Morrison did not die at this hotel.


• Being the plaque you want to see in the world.


• Whether the Museum of Jurassic Technology has reopened after the fire.


• A very earnest museum about a history that never was.


• Wandering around dazed after every 5x5 nonogram is solved.


• Doing your part to serve humanity by solving nonograms.


• Do you remember where you were when Every 5x5 Nonogram Section 303 was finished?


• Why a dippy bird can't keep you online.


• Gesturing at the idea of collectively solving a problem.


• Why we haven't heard from Peter Molyneux in a while.


• What three digit numbers nonogram solvers think are interesting.


• Sending 96 million solved nonograms into space as proof to alien life that humans are still capable of collective action.


• Feeling bad about having installed an ad blocker and loading up a four hour block of ads from 80s TV.


• Being prosecuted for use of ad blockers.


• Look at that smirk. That's a man who knows he's preaching but getting away with it.


• Getting a deck of flash cards to learn all of the pentameters.


• Three iambs and a reverse iamb.


• Your favorite good poems and your favorite shitpost poems.


• Tony Gang Flame War.


• Refusing to tackle the 40 year old quarterback after his wallet falls out on the field and the photos of his ten children unfold.


• The median age of football players rising into retirement age as teenagers learn about the health risks and refuse to participate.


• Using NBA 2K as a metaphor for the decline of civilization.


• LA finally getting a football team again. (They have two now.)


• Whether they're still playing Starcraft.


• Broken 19 year olds who can't play Starcraft any more because their APMs are too low.


• The experience of attending a live e-Sports event.


• Whether they sell hot dogs and beer to the crowd at the live League of Legends event or if it's all GamerGrub and Feastables.


• A Youtube shitpost made in Garry's Mod.


• Channing Tatum playing the toilet in the Skibidi Toilet movie.


• Al Gore: still alive?


• Whether Wilford Brimley got plastic surgery to look that old.

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