From an “outbreak” of dildos at WNBA games to Sydney Sweeney somehow being linked to Nazis, the McGonigal Podcast delivers another masterclass in America’s dumbest conversations. Ed McGonigal and crew tackle absurd news, legendary sports announcer fantasies, Marv Albert in a Hannibal Lecter mask, and why jeans commercials are now political statements. It’s NPR for dummies — proudly stupid since day one.

• 🚨 The WNBA’s bizarre “dildo toss” streak and why it might be genius marketing

• 🎙 Legendary announcers calling sex toy chaos from the stands

• 🤦 Sydney Sweeney’s jeans ad somehow turning into a Nazi controversy

• 🏀 Why strap-ons might bring more fans to women’s basketball than slam dunks

• 📺 Marv Albert in a Hannibal Lecter mask calling a game

• 🍦 Breast milk ice cream, the watermelon challenge, and other stories we didn’t need

• 🔥 The one sports tradition Philly would dominate

• 📰 Headlines so stupid you’ll think we made them up (we didn’t)

It’s NPR for dummies — proudly stupid since day one.