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331. Earbuds Are a Type of Sandwich

331. Earbuds Are a Type of Sandwich

Update: 2026-02-23
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  • Multi-time lords.

  • K-Bones dot fun.

  • CachyOS.

  • Scrubbing topics against the corrugated metal washboard of discussion.

  • Leaning into the microphone and saying "topics."

  • Helping Andy quit his day job tonight.

  • What MAGfest used to stand for.

  • Playing with SGI hardware in the Old-Ass Computer Room.

  • Game consoles that output square video.

  • Getting pixels into the framebuffer of the Fairchild Channel F.

  • Seeing a fun puzzle to solve but not solving it because you already have way too many projects.

  • Through-hole soldering.

  • Replacing volatile memory with F-RAM.

  • Preparing to have fun.

  • Reaching the point in your life where you don't want to bother with the war game, you just want to paint the miniatures.

  • What do you call it when you pair up with three people?

  • Throupling up for the next 45 minutes.

  • Who has time to both solder things and play video games?

  • Why Robotron 2084 was more difficult in emulation than in the arcade.

  • How to pronounce SNES.

  • Shmups slowing down when there are more objects on the screen, and game designers incorporating that into the game design.

  • The ZX Spectrum Next and the Mega 65.

  • A game console that only 150 people own and they get super excited whenever a new game comes out for it.

  • Game development like a caveman would do it.

  • Whether more than one person can take the under.

  • The rules of Monopoly as written vs. the folk rules.

  • eBay auctions as an extremely boring game.

  • First price vs. second price auctions.

  • Visiting the real money auction house in Diablo and finding out just how little your time and effort is worth.

  • The Gold Standard of the Hat Meta.

  • An evolutionary branch of PVP that's distinct from Yomi.

  • What to do when you want to play Avalon Hill's Dune.

  • Fence Lara Croft's Stolen Treasures.

  • Lara Croft's Stolen Antiquities Simulator.

  • Winning a bunch of Saltybucks on Saltybet.

  • Age-appropriate behavior.

  • Speedrun watching TV at 2 AM.

  • Live and Don't Learn.

  • Explaining jet lag to a two year old.

  • Watching MTV's Liquid Television block until 2:30 AM.

  • Finally sitting your son down to have the Aeon Flux talk.

  • Haiku that end "that's it, that's the haiku" even though that's too many syllables.

  • Hiking in the wilderness and encountering or not encountering a dragonfly.

  • People at risk of owning a Game Tank.

  • Broadly appealing messages sent out to farm likes.

  • The psychological cost of having 20,000 people following you.

  • Choosing your Mastodon instance based on what domain name William Gibson thought was funny.

  • The Mazzy Star song that's on the Batman Forever soundtrack.

  • iPod shuffles always insisting you're not pregnant no matter how much you pee on them.

  • Ephemeral preservation of a time in your life.

  • A biological weapon that removes your ability to perceive music as music.

  • You die young, or you live long enough to see Nine Inch Nails become dad rock.

  • Music Inspired by the Soundtrack.

  • Putting your MP3 collection on striped RAID arrays for the benefit of future archaeologists.

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331. Earbuds Are a Type of Sandwich

331. Earbuds Are a Type of Sandwich

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