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43 - The Happiest Place on Earth

43 - The Happiest Place on Earth

Update: 2019-04-24
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This week we discuss those dang dead pigs, crazy Russian experiments from the 40s, the most amazing and most deadly amusement park ever, and my plan for when time travel becomes a possibility.

.:.Drinking game for this episode.:. drink every time I say “revitalize,” “frickin,” and “Vernon.” Also every time I reference “drunk children” and every time someone dies. Trust me, this will all make more sense while listening.

Suggested talking points:
Having a forgettable face
My best friend forgot my birthday
Being forever young
Morel mushroom hunting
Wild turkey attack
4/20 plans – edibles and Nic Cage flix
Tequila
Reviving dead pigs
Consciousness
Overpopulation and the solution
Get people dead, keep them dead
Earth Day – throw out the garbage-people
Crazy Russians and their crazy experiments
Dog experiments
Bringing life into a dead dog head
Action Park – the most deadly park
Alpine Slides, skate parks, death
Go Karts, bumper cars, speed boats
Tanks and tennis balls
Snake infested waters
Time travel
Upside-down waterslides
Death by wave pool
Kamikaze and Curb Your Enthusiasm
The deadliest amusement park

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43 - The Happiest Place on Earth

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