440. Target's Black Friday swag bag was garbage and people are not happy.

439. A woman in Thailand narrowly escaped being cremated after waking up RIGHT BEFORE SHE WENT INTO THE MACHINE! Nightmare fuel.

438. Everyone knows somebody with an OnlyFans — that’s just the law of averages

437. Weekly Round-Up/Wrap-Up: Wicked Wows, Taylor Rules, and Dick Van Dyke Proves He’s Eternal

436. A Challenging Month for Disney: Five Deaths in Under 30 Days.

435. The most traumatic kids’ movie ever is 37 years old today, and honestly, I’m still not over it.

434. Let's talk about sex.

433. There are three movies Eddie Murphy turned down in his career that he has always regretted. Those movies might surprise you

432. I took some knock off Advil PM, so this weeks Weekly Round-Up Wrap-Up is fire!

431. Today sucked.

430. America's most inbred family is going through it right now.

429. Do you wash your hands after #1 and #2 or just after #2? It's a troubling question and the results might make you barf.

428. They now make bras with fake nipples. #progress

427. There's a new Michael Jackson biopic coming soon to theaters. Also, everything trending this week on the Weekly Round-up Wrap-up!

425. Sometimes no hand is better than a fake hand. Trust me.

424. Today let's talk about living with a bad case of tourettes.

423. It's a spooky show today in honor of Halloween! I talk about hemorrhoids.

421. Let's talk about the mother in Australia who still breastfeeds her 12 year old.

420. When Halloween decorations go a little too far...

419. Stop me if you’ve heard this one: the late Suzanne Somers’ widower has commissioned an AI version of her — and I’m 99.9% sure he’s having sex with the doll..