54: Season 1, finally! And there is a CLIFFHANGER! Jon is broken, from the move and our toddler. Mollie's parents, pot, and porn. PLUS the LOST AUDIO never heard before by human ears!

53: PCS TIME! Mollie's Moving: Everyone's in studio (buzzed) to say goodbye to her or at least call DIBS on all her stuff.

52: Pets and the Holidays- What pet-owning families need to know to make sure the fur babies are safe and happy. Honey DO lists, Coyote urine, and not bringing your own bags to the grocery store.

51: 'Twas the night before Thanksgiving and we are NOT camping out for Black Friday. Apps to help survive Santa's lap. Batman and man-crushes. Best gifts for Christmas.

50: Facebook ruins kid's birthday parties. And when you DON'T want someone to watch your baby. What military wives can teach us about friendship and Daddy baby bonding. Two controlling moms sit to chat about how they FAILED this week.

49: What a TOTAL SCAM! Daylights Savings Time steals your toddler's sleep, and not changing your password can get your bank account hacked.

48: Trick or treat! Raisins and Rodents. My veteran's confirmed kills and how they affect my marriage. Fruit-flavored Tootsie Rolls and how they affect your intestines.

47: The Family Pet during deployment and why your war vet husband can't hear you nagging. Pets: when to get one, when to let one go, and what to do if they are scooting. Pets as part of your family and what they can teach your kids.

46: Why you should marry young and elope like military familes. Making out on the plane, Anniversary and "push gifts".Love in a McDonalds drive thru and what you don't want to happen to you when you consummate your marriage.

45: Kardashians and Head Lice: MY HEAD ITCHES! How to give a toddler medication, and what do you do when your toddler climbs out of the crib. Julio explains how to tire your kids out before bed.

44: Ringworm, Hand-foot-and-mouth, and letting your kids play with the infected. Taking your kids to parties and using your kids as an excuse NOT to go to parties. Double strollers SUCK and Tsum Tsum doesn't.

43: Bringing home baby #2! How do you prep the kids at home? Toddler obsessions and surviving Ross with a toddler. Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! joins us to share her wisdom on how to survive having two kids and what you DON'T want on the cloud.

42: How to go out to eat with a toddler; and what the nanny found in the diaper. Bonding after weaning and what "special needs " really means.

41: Terrible Twos - Is my toddler trying to destroy me? Tantrums, snacks, mixers, and the emerging personality of an independent two-year-old.

40: Do you smell SKUNK?! Mollie brings the stink to the stage and reveals how military wives can make new friends. Free penis pumps for veterans! Grandparents are AWESOME, but obsessed with Costco.

39: Untold Stories from the Surgical Center: Long-lasting boners, bikini tattoos, and random stuff stuck in butts. WARNING: This episode is immature and totally true!

38: PRUDE ALERT! Does becoming a mom make you a prude? What is appropriate in public, and what is just LOW CLASS? One-on-one time with DAD: Mom, take that break. Dad WANTS you to.

37: The Hospital Tour: Is it a waste of time, or chock full of info you need to know? After delivery: the phone tree. Who do you call? Who gets baby's first picture? Who will be pissed? Tips on how to avoid all the stress and be prepared.

36: Car sick kids and Carnies! What's grosser? Taking your kid to the fair or having them get car sick? Rear-facing car seat dilemmas and surviving taking your kid and husband to the fair.

35: Are Cran-raisins as BAD for your kids as DONUTS!? And can I give my kids juice EVER? Dietician Sherry Berg dishes up the truth about juice, fruit, and your kid's diet.