Digest

The podcast begins with the hosts discussing their recent gym experience and a run through a wealthy Atlanta neighborhood, sharing their thoughts on the strange vibes they got from the neighborhood and their belief in conspiracies about rich people. They then delve into a conspiracy theory about rich people hiring companies to kill people for entertainment during "The Purge." The hosts discuss their sponsors, Fitbod, Stamps.com, and PrizePicks, sharing personal stories about their experiences with these products and services. They engage in a humorous conversation about their ability to make Pokemon sounds and discuss a new masculinity retreat in Italy that involves crying in a hot tub with your friends. The hosts discuss their sponsors, Simply Safe and PrizePicks, sharing their thoughts on home security and fantasy sports. They then transition into a conversation about bathroom habits, including peeing in the shower and flushing mid-piss. The hosts discuss the idea of crapping in the White House and the absurdity of it. They then reflect on the evolution of plumbing and the challenges of dealing with waste before modern sanitation systems. The conversation starts with a humorous discussion about using human waste as fertilizer, referencing the movie "The Martian" where the protagonist grows potatoes using his own waste. The conversation shifts to a viral video of a man and his son at Costco, where the son is seen enthusiastically eating a chicken bake. The video has gained immense popularity, with millions of views and likes on TikTok. The discussion continues about the Costco chicken bake video, with the speakers speculating about the dad's true feelings and whether he's genuinely enjoying himself or just putting on a front. The conversation transitions to hot pockets and Totino's pizza rolls, with the speakers discussing their personal experiences and preferences for these frozen snacks. The conversation shifts to crab rangoons, with the speakers sharing their memories of eating them in college and how they've become a meme on the internet. The conversation takes a humorous turn, with the speakers discussing which celebrity houses they would choose to "crap in," both living and deceased. The conversation concludes with a humorous imagining of Maya Angelou writing a poem about taking a crap in her own house.

Outlines

00:00:00

Conspiracy Theories and Rich People

The hosts discuss their recent gym experience and a run through a wealthy Atlanta neighborhood, sharing their thoughts on the strange vibes they got from the neighborhood and their belief in conspiracies about rich people. They then delve into a conspiracy theory about rich people hiring companies to kill people for entertainment during "The Purge."

00:01:20

Movie Recommendations and Sponsors

The hosts discuss the movie "Ready or Not" and its themes of rich people engaging in dangerous games. They then discuss their sponsors, Fitbod, Stamps.com, and PrizePicks, sharing personal stories about their experiences with these products and services.

00:26:58

Pokemon Impressions and Masculinity Retreats

The hosts engage in a humorous conversation about their ability to make Pokemon sounds. They then discuss a new masculinity retreat in Italy that involves crying in a hot tub with your friends.

00:32:50

More Sponsors and Bathroom Talk

The hosts discuss their sponsors, Simply Safe and PrizePicks, sharing their thoughts on home security and fantasy sports. They then transition into a conversation about bathroom habits, including peeing in the shower and flushing mid-piss.

00:42:34

Crap in the White House and Plumbing

The hosts discuss the idea of crapping in the White House and the absurdity of it. They then reflect on the evolution of plumbing and the challenges of dealing with waste before modern sanitation systems.

00:48:29

Viral Videos and Food Discussions

The conversation starts with a humorous discussion about using human waste as fertilizer, referencing the movie "The Martian" where the protagonist grows potatoes using his own waste. The conversation shifts to a viral video of a man and his son at Costco, where the son is seen enthusiastically eating a chicken bake. The video has gained immense popularity, with millions of views and likes on TikTok. The discussion continues about the Costco chicken bake video, with the speakers speculating about the dad's true feelings and whether he's genuinely enjoying himself or just putting on a front. The conversation transitions to hot pockets and Totino's pizza rolls, with the speakers discussing their personal experiences and preferences for these frozen snacks. The conversation shifts to crab rangoons, with the speakers sharing their memories of eating them in college and how they've become a meme on the internet.

00:57:54

Celebrity Houses and Humorous Conclustion

The conversation takes a humorous turn, with the speakers discussing which celebrity houses they would choose to "crap in," both living and deceased. The conversation concludes with a humorous imagining of Maya Angelou writing a poem about taking a crap in her own house.

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Q&A

• What are some of the conspiracy theories that the hosts believe in?

  The hosts believe in conspiracies about rich people engaging in strange and dangerous activities, such as sex parties and hiring companies to kill people for entertainment.

• What are some of the features of the masculinity retreat discussed in the podcast?

  The masculinity retreat in Italy involves crying in a hot tub with your friends. The hosts question the effectiveness of this approach to achieving masculinity.

• What are some of the benefits of using Fitbod?

  Fitbod creates personalized workout programs based on user goals and experience levels. It offers a variety of workouts, including gym-based and home-based options. It also provides educational videos on different exercises.

• What are some of the benefits of using Stamps.com?

  Stamps.com allows users to buy and print official U.S. postage from home. It offers discounted rates and eliminates the need to visit the post office.

• What are some of the features of PrizePicks?

  PrizePicks is a fantasy sports app that allows users to make predictions about player performance. Users can win cash prizes based on the accuracy of their predictions. It offers a variety of sports and allows users to customize their entries.

• What is the "Doom or Boom" phenomenon and how did it become popular?

  The "Doom or Boom" phenomenon refers to a viral video on TikTok featuring a man and his son at Costco, where the son enthusiastically eats a chicken bake, making a loud "boom" sound with each bite. The video gained immense popularity due to the son's over-the-top enthusiasm and the comedic nature of the situation.

• What are some of the speakers' favorite memories of eating crab rangoons?

  The speakers share memories of eating crab rangoons in college, particularly one instance where they ordered four orders of crab rangoons and ate them until 4 am while playing Mortal Kombat. They also mention how crab rangoons have become a meme on the internet, with people using them to express their happiness or hunger.

• Why do the speakers choose to "crap" in the houses of certain celebrities?

  The speakers choose to "crap" in the houses of celebrities based on a combination of factors, including their perceived "crapable aura," their personalities, and the humor they believe would result from the situation. For example, they choose Chris Martin because he has a "crapable aura" and they imagine his reaction to finding a crap in his bathroom would be amusing.

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