#462 - Getting Intimate With A Couch
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This podcast episode, hosted by Frank and Joe, takes listeners on a nostalgic journey through their childhood memories, exploring the impact of television shows like Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood and Nickelodeon, and reminiscing about their love for slime and street signs. They delve into the trend of man caves and she sheds, questioning the need for designated spaces and the aesthetic choices involved. The hosts also discuss the challenges of raising responsible children in a world where alcohol is readily available, sharing their own experiences with alcohol in their childhood homes. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss the absurdity of the show "Pimp My Ride" and the trend of turning backyard pool houses into bars. They also explore the story of JD Vance, the new VP for Donald Trump, and a viral tweet alleging he admitted to having sex with a late-text glove in his book. The hosts then transition to discussing aphrodisiacs, debating the effectiveness of different foods and sharing their own experiences with "sentimental meals" that evoke strong emotions. They conclude the episode by discussing their Thanksgiving traditions and the importance of spending time with loved ones.
Outlines
Childhood Memories and the Power of Kindness
The hosts discuss Mr. Rogers, his impact on their childhood, and the documentary about his life. They share a story about a blind girl who listened to the show and appreciated its inclusivity. They also reminisce about their childhood, discussing their families' TV habits and the impact of commercials. They share stories about buying things off TV and their experiences with VHS tapes.
Slime Nights, Childhood Games, and the Dark Side of Nickelodeon
The hosts discuss their love for slime and share stories about their slime nights and using slime in their childhood games. They also discuss the dark side of Nickelodeon and their desire to be recognized at the Nickelodeon Choice Awards. They discuss their childhood memories of Sesame Street and their obsession with street signs. They share stories about stealing street signs and their thoughts on man caves and she sheds.
Man Caves, She Sheds, and Interior Design
The hosts discuss the trend of man caves and she sheds, questioning the need for designated spaces and the aesthetic choices involved. They also discuss Joe's talent for interior design and his use of Pinterest. They discuss the absurdity of the show "Pimp My Ride" and the trend of turning backyard pool houses into bars. They share their experiences at a bar in Long Island and discuss the challenges of raising responsible children in a neighborhood with a bar in every backyard.
Teak Bars, Parental Responsibility, and Alcohol in the Home
The hosts discuss the trend of teak bars and the challenges of having alcohol readily available in the home. They share their own experiences with alcohol in their childhood homes and discuss the importance of having one parent who is strict and one who is more lenient. They discuss their experiences with condoms in their youth, sharing stories about their first encounters with them and their parents' reactions. They also discuss the importance of having open conversations with children about sex and the different approaches parents take.
JD Vance, Late-Text Gloves, and Couch Humping
The hosts discuss the story of JD Vance, the new VP for Donald Trump, and a viral tweet alleging he admitted to having sex with a late-text glove in his book. They discuss the absurdity of the story and the implications of it for Vance's image. They discuss the phenomenon of people having sex with inanimate objects, referencing the story of JD Vance and the late-text glove. They debate whether women can get off to couches and discuss the evolution of sexual gratification. They discuss JD Vance's book "Hillbilly Elegy" and the movie adaptation. They speculate about the origins of Vance's alleged sexual preference for late-text gloves and couch cushions. They discuss the concept of "sexy couches" and the potential for having sex with them. They share stories about their own experiences with couches and discuss the use of latex gloves in sexual encounters. They discuss their early experiences with condoms, sharing stories about using them for exploration and water balloons. They also discuss the evolution of their sexual experiences and the importance of having open conversations about sex. They discuss the different approaches parents take to talking to their children about sex. They share stories about their own experiences with their parents and discuss the importance of having open and honest conversations.
Lube on the Floor, Wardrobe Refresh, and Credit Building
The hosts discuss a time when Frank's mother found a bottle of lube in his basement room. They then transition to discussing sponsors for the show, including Stitch Fix, a personal styling service. They discuss Kickoff, a credit building app, and then transition to discussing the pressure from parents to have grandchildren. They share their own experiences with their parents and discuss the different perspectives on having children. They continue discussing the pressure from parents to have grandchildren, exploring the motivations behind this desire. They discuss the idea that grandparents see grandchildren as a way to relive their own childhoods. They discuss the benefits of therapy and then transition to discussing aphrodisiacs. They debate the effectiveness of different foods and discuss the concept of "sentimental meals."
Sentimental Meals, Gratitude, and Thanksgiving Traditions
The hosts continue discussing the concept of "sentimental meals" and the feelings of gratitude they experience when enjoying a good meal with loved ones. They discuss the importance of appreciating the good things in life and expressing gratitude to those who are important to them. They discuss the sentimental feelings they experience during Thanksgiving and the importance of spending time with loved ones. They share stories about their own Thanksgiving traditions and discuss the impact of good food on their emotions. They discuss their Thanksgiving traditions and share a story about Frank's father's unique method of preparing ham by dousing it in Coca-Cola. They also discuss their own methods for stuffing turkeys and share a story about a Thanksgiving meal where a staple was found in the turkey. They wrap up the episode by reminding listeners to follow them on social media and thanking them for their support. They also promote their Patreon account and upcoming live shows.
Keywords
Mr. Rogers
A beloved American television personality known for his gentle and kind demeanor. He hosted the children's television program "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" for over 30 years, teaching children about empathy, kindness, and self-acceptance.
Nickelodeon
An American cable television channel that primarily targets children and teenagers. It is known for its popular animated shows, live-action series, and game shows.
Sesame Street
An American children's television program that has been running since 1969. It is known for its educational content, catchy songs, and beloved characters like Big Bird, Elmo, and Cookie Monster.
Man Cave
A designated space in a home, typically a basement or garage, that is designed for men to relax and enjoy hobbies. It often features masculine decor, such as sports memorabilia, tools, and entertainment systems.
She Shed
A designated space in a home, typically a shed or outdoor structure, that is designed for women to relax and enjoy hobbies. It often features feminine decor, such as plants, crafts, and comfortable seating.
Pimp My Ride
A reality television show that aired on MTV from 2004 to 2007. The show featured a team of customizers who transformed the cars of ordinary people into extravagant and unique vehicles.
Hillbilly Elegy
A memoir by J.D. Vance that explores the struggles of the white working class in Appalachia. The book became a New York Times bestseller and was adapted into a film starring Glenn Close and Amy Adams.
Aphrodisiac
A substance or food that is believed to increase sexual desire or arousal. Some common aphrodisiacs include oysters, chocolate, and red wine.
Sentimental Meal
A meal that evokes strong emotions, such as gratitude, happiness, or nostalgia. It is often associated with special occasions or spending time with loved ones.
Q&A
What is the hosts' main takeaway from the Mr. Rogers documentary?
The documentary made them realize the depth of Mr. Rogers' kindness and the positive impact he had on countless children.
What is the hosts' favorite childhood memory related to TV?
They both fondly remember "slime nights" where they would play with slime and have fun with their families.
What is the hosts' opinion on the trend of man caves and she sheds?
They find the trend somewhat absurd, questioning the need for designated spaces and the aesthetic choices involved.
What is the hosts' experience with alcohol in their childhood homes?
They both grew up in homes where alcohol was not readily available, but they had different experiences with their parents' attitudes towards it.
What is the hosts' opinion on the story about JD Vance and the late-text glove?
They find the story absurd and question its implications for Vance's image.
What is the hosts' favorite aphrodisiac?
They both agree that avocados are not aphrodisiacs, but they enjoy eating them.
What is the hosts' experience with "sentimental meals"?
They both experience a sense of gratitude and reflection when they enjoy a good meal with loved ones.
What is the hosts' favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
They both enjoy spending time with loved ones and eating good food, especially ham.
Show Notes
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