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Frank and Joey, the hosts of The Basement Yard podcast, welcome listeners to their show, reminiscing about a recent news segment where they were interviewed by a former classmate. They delve into their high school memories, including prom night and the awkwardness of being interviewed by someone they barely knew. The conversation then shifts to haircuts and barber shops, with Frank sharing his experiences with his passive-aggressive barber, Riley. He recounts their first encounter at Jollybee and the awkwardness of getting to know a new barber, comparing it to a first date. The episode takes a humorous turn as Frank shares a story about watching "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" at the barber shop, followed by a discussion about facial hair and the importance of hygiene. Frank and Joey engage in a lively debate about the merits of using soap to wash one's asshole, leading to a discussion about bidets and toilet paper. They also brainstorm ideas for a "Basement Yard Bingo" card, featuring common phrases and occurrences from their podcast. The conversation then turns to Fire Island, a popular gay destination, and the prevalence of "fun pills" designed to help men prepare for anal sex. They discuss the importance of hygiene and the different ways people prepare for sex. The topic of nudist colonies arises, leading to a search for the closest one to them, which they find in New Jersey. They discuss the possibility of visiting the colony and even consider getting the manager on their podcast. The episode concludes with a discussion about skinny dipping, sharing stories about their own experiences and those of their friends. They also discuss their favorite condiments, with Chipotle mayo emerging as a top contender. They rank their top three condiments, with hot sauce taking the gold, barbecue sauce coming in second, and Chipotle mayo claiming the bronze. The hosts then wrap up the episode, providing social media handles for listeners to follow and encouraging them to submit their stories and topics for future episodes.

Outlines

00:00:00

The Basement Yard: High School Memories and Barber Shop Tales

Frank and Joey discuss their high school memories, including prom night and the awkwardness of being interviewed by a former classmate. They also share their experiences with haircuts and barber shops, with Frank recounting his encounters with his passive-aggressive barber, Riley.

00:08:14

Dating Your Barber, Jollybee, and the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Frank shares his first encounter with Riley, his barber, at Jollybee, and the awkwardness of getting to know a new barber. He also recounts a funny story about watching "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" at the barber shop.

00:11:22

Ass Hygiene, Bidets, and Basement Yard Bingo

Frank and Joey engage in a lively debate about the merits of using soap to wash one's asshole, leading to a discussion about bidets and toilet paper. They also brainstorm ideas for a "Basement Yard Bingo" card, featuring common phrases and occurrences from their podcast.

00:16:46

Fire Island, Fun Pills, and Nudist Colonies

Frank and Joey discuss their experiences with Fire Island, a popular gay destination, and the prevalence of "fun pills" designed to help men prepare for anal sex. They also discuss the importance of hygiene and the different ways people prepare for sex. The topic of nudist colonies arises, leading to a search for the closest one to them, which they find in New Jersey.

00:41:19

Skinny Dipping, Wheeze-Cleaf-A, and Condiment Rankings

Frank and Joey discuss their experiences with skinny dipping, sharing stories about their own experiences and those of their friends. They also discuss their favorite condiments, with Chipotle mayo emerging as a top contender. They rank their top three condiments, with hot sauce taking the gold, barbecue sauce coming in second, and Chipotle mayo claiming the bronze.

01:01:41

Wrapping Up and Social Media Shoutouts

The hosts wrap up the episode, providing social media handles for listeners to follow and encouraging them to submit their stories and topics for future episodes.

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Q&A

• What was the awkward moment Frank and Joey experienced during their news segment interview?

  The journalist who interviewed them was a former classmate they didn't know well, and they tried to avoid mentioning that they went to prom together as friends.

• What is Frank's opinion on his naked face?

  Frank hates his naked face and only shaves for special occasions like Halloween. He feels that his facial hair is makeup for men.

• What is the \"fun pill\" that Frank and Joey discuss?

  \"Fun pills\" are a type of supplement designed to help men prepare for anal sex by loosening them up and cleaning them out.

• What is the closest nudist colony to Frank and Joey?

  They found a nudist colony in New Jersey that has a 4.9-star rating on Google and offers day rates for $35.

• What is the \"wheeze-cleaf-a\" song that Frank and Joey discuss?

  It's a popular song that they both enjoy, and they use Seaky to buy tickets to concerts.

• What is the discount code for Seaky and what does it offer?

  The discount code for Seaky is \"Basement 15\" and it offers 15% off any tickets purchased on the platform.

• What is BetterHelp and how can listeners access a discount?

  BetterHelp is an online therapy platform that offers affordable and convenient mental health support. Listeners can get 10% off their first month by visiting BetterHelp.com/Basemeard.

• What are the hosts' top three favorite condiments?

  The hosts' top three favorite condiments are hot sauce, barbecue sauce, and Chipotle mayo.

• What is the hosts' opinion on ranch dressing?

  The hosts acknowledge that ranch dressing is popular but believe it is not a top-tier condiment, despite being acceptable.

Show Notes