#466 - Here's The Real Story
Digest
The podcast begins with a lighthearted conversation about the "smoldering eyes" the hosts used to try to pull off in their younger days. The conversation quickly shifts to a story about a club called "The Box," which is known for its debauchery and absurdity. The hosts recount various skits they witnessed at the club, including a woman getting revenge on a man who gave her a chemical that made her dizzy, a man with whips, and a performer getting "brown time on the pizza" through the full moon. They also discuss a story about a host who gets a massage and a man from the crowd who "enters the house of dragons" after the host mentions a "precarious" situation. The conversation then turns to a story about a surgeon in Japan who debunked the myth that big hands or feet correlate with a larger penis. The hosts discuss the surgeon's findings and reveal that he actually found a correlation between the size of a man's nose and the size of his penis. They then start listing celebrities with big noses, adding to the humorous and lighthearted tone of the podcast. The podcast concludes with a discussion about fruit trees, olive oil, and Dungeons and Dragons. The hosts share their experiences with growing fruit trees, discuss the process of making olive oil, and delve into the mechanics of Dungeons and Dragons. They also talk about their experiences playing board games like Catan and Monopoly, and discuss the idea of creating a studio version of Monopoly with themes related to their podcast.
Outlines
The Box Club Story
The hosts discuss a club called "The Box" known for its debauchery and absurdity, recounting various skits and stories from their experiences there.
The Nose Revelation
The hosts discuss a surgeon in Japan who debunked a myth about penis size and found a correlation between nose size and penis size.
Fruit Trees, Olive Oil, and Dungeons and Dragons
The hosts discuss fruit trees, olive oil, and the tabletop role-playing game Dungeons and Dragons, sharing their experiences and insights.
Board Games: Catan and Monopoly
The hosts discuss their experiences playing board games like Catan and Monopoly, sharing their competitive nature and ideas for a customized Monopoly version.
Podcast Wrap-Up and Call to Action
The hosts conclude the podcast with a reminder to check out their website and social media channels, apologize for a previous episode clip, and encourage listeners to submit their stories.
Keywords
Debauchery
Excessive indulgence in pleasure or sensuality, often to the point of being immoral or unrestrained.
Absurdity
The quality of being illogical, unreasonable, or nonsensical.
Dungeons and Dragons
A tabletop role-playing game where players create characters and embark on adventures guided by a Dungeon Master. It involves dice rolls, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making.
Catan
A board game where players collect resources, build settlements and roads, and compete for victory points. It involves strategic resource management, trading, and negotiation.
Monopoly
A board game where players buy and sell properties, build houses and hotels, and aim to bankrupt their opponents. It involves strategic investment, negotiation, and risk-taking.
Fruit Trees
Plants that produce edible fruits, often grown for their culinary and ornamental value. Examples include apple, pear, cherry, and citrus trees.
Olive Oil
Oil extracted from olives, used in cooking, as a condiment, and for its health benefits. Virgin olive oil is made from the first pressing of olives, while extra virgin olive oil has a lower acidity level and a more intense flavor.
Q&A
What is the "Box" club known for?
The Box club is known for its debauchery, absurdity, and XXX-rated performances.
What is the myth that the surgeon in Japan debunked?
The surgeon debunked the myth that big hands or feet correlate with a larger penis.
What body part did the surgeon find a correlation with a larger penis?
The surgeon found a correlation between the size of a man's nose and the size of his penis.
What are some of the benefits of growing your own fruit trees?
Growing your own fruit trees allows you to enjoy fresh, homegrown produce, potentially save money on grocery bills, and add beauty and value to your property.
How does the process of making olive oil work?
Olives are harvested, crushed, and pressed to extract the oil. The oil is then filtered and bottled. The quality of olive oil depends on factors such as the variety of olives, the pressing method, and the acidity level.
What makes Dungeons and Dragons a unique and popular game?
Dungeons and Dragons is a collaborative storytelling game that allows players to create their own characters and adventures. It encourages creativity, imagination, and social interaction, making it a popular choice for groups of friends.
What are some of the key strategies for winning in Catan?
In Catan, players need to strategically collect resources, build settlements and roads, and trade with other players to gain victory points. Effective resource management, negotiation, and strategic placement are crucial for success.
What are some tips for playing Monopoly effectively?
In Monopoly, players should aim to acquire valuable properties, build houses and hotels, and negotiate deals with other players. Strategic investment, risk-taking, and understanding the flow of money are essential for winning.
Show Notes
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