#473 - We Are Chimp Crazy
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The podcast begins with a casual conversation about the origins of the phrase "buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks." The conversation then shifts to lucky numbers and gambling, with Frank sharing a story about his experience at Atlantic City. Joe and Frank discuss a viral video of a woman who breastfed a monkey, debating whether this act is considered beastgeality. They then promote their sponsors, Squarespace and Patreon, before returning to the topic of breastfeeding animals and the anatomy of cow utters. The conversation continues with reminiscing about childhood experiences at the zoo and the belief that horses have exceptional memories. They discuss the controversy surrounding the use of horses for carriage rides in Central Park and then digress into a discussion about grandmothers' legs. The podcast features another round of sponsorships, this time focusing on Prize Picks, a fantasy sports app. Joe and Frank discuss an opera show featuring naked roller skating nuns and explicit lesbian scenes, expressing their amusement at the absurdity of the performance. They speculate on the motives behind the opera's controversial content and then transition to a discussion about chicken bake. The podcast concludes with Joe and Frank promoting their social media accounts and thanking their listeners for their support.
Outlines
Cracker Jacks, Lucky Numbers, and Beastgeality
The podcast begins with a casual conversation about the origins of the phrase "buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks." The conversation then shifts to lucky numbers and gambling, with Frank sharing a story about his experience at Atlantic City. Joe and Frank discuss a viral video of a woman who breastfed a monkey, debating whether this act is considered beastgeality.
Sponsorships and Breastfeeding Animals
Joe and Frank promote their sponsors, Squarespace and Patreon, before returning to the topic of breastfeeding animals and the anatomy of cow utters.
Childhood Memories and Horses
The conversation continues with reminiscing about childhood experiences at the zoo and the belief that horses have exceptional memories. They discuss the controversy surrounding the use of horses for carriage rides in Central Park and then digress into a discussion about grandmothers' legs.
Prize Picks and Opera
The podcast features another round of sponsorships, this time focusing on Prize Picks, a fantasy sports app. Joe and Frank discuss an opera show featuring naked roller skating nuns and explicit lesbian scenes, expressing their amusement at the absurdity of the performance.
Opera Motives and Chicken Bake
They speculate on the motives behind the opera's controversial content and then transition to a discussion about chicken bake.
Outro and Social Media
The podcast concludes with Joe and Frank promoting their social media accounts and thanking their listeners for their support.
Keywords
Beastgeality
Sexual activity between a human and an animal. It is considered illegal and unethical in most countries.
Zoophilia
A sexual attraction to animals. It is a paraphilia, a type of sexual interest that is considered atypical.
Cracker Jacks
A brand of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts, often associated with baseball games. It is a popular snack in the United States.
Prize Picks
A fantasy sports app that allows users to win money by predicting player performance. It is a simple and fun way to engage with sports betting.
Opera
A form of musical theater that typically features elaborate costumes, sets, and singing. It is often considered a high art form.
Nuns
Women who have taken religious vows and live in a convent. They are typically associated with Catholicism and other Christian denominations.
Roller Skating
A recreational activity that involves wearing roller skates and moving around on a surface. It is a popular form of exercise and entertainment.
Chicken Bake
A dish that typically consists of chicken, cheese, and other ingredients baked in a casserole dish. It is a popular comfort food in the United States.
Q&A
What is the most absurd thing you've ever seen at an opera?
Joe and Frank discuss an opera show featuring naked roller skating nuns and explicit lesbian scenes. They express their amusement at the absurdity of the performance and the fact that it caused several audience members to seek medical attention.
What is the most controversial topic you've discussed on your podcast?
Joe and Frank discuss a viral video of a woman who breastfed a monkey. They debate whether this act is considered beastgeality, ultimately concluding that it was likely done out of necessity and not for sexual gratification.
What is your favorite fantasy sports app?
Joe and Frank promote Prize Picks, a fantasy sports app that allows users to win money by predicting player performance. They highlight its simplicity and fun factor.
What is your opinion on the use of horses for carriage rides in Central Park?
Joe and Frank discuss the controversy surrounding the use of horses for carriage rides in Central Park. They express their concern for the horses' well-being and the potential for abuse.
What is the most memorable moment from your childhood?
Joe and Frank reminisce about their childhood experiences at the zoo and the belief that horses have exceptional memories. They share stories about their interactions with horses and the impact these experiences had on them.
Show Notes
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