58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns

58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns

Update: 2018-05-23

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It’s been over a year since these idiots started selfishly helping the masses, so this week, the Jammerz take a break from saving the world and have a good ol’ fashioned, trash-talking Jamsesh! In between grinding old-timey cowboy spurs into her bug bites, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spews out sexy stories from her most recent romantic vacation. Stephen (@thepenta) finally admits his age AND gives fun tips for verifying the age of youngsters ’slipping into your DMs’. Wendi (@wendibird82) reminisces about her rape show, sext-shames a fellow Jammer PLUS, the girls devise a foolproof plan to become an elite superhero duo using nothing more than their sex organs!

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NYC!!!

gLaMoUrPuSs

Saturday, June 2nd

730pm

Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St

glamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.com

Megan Rice

Instagram: @handsomepartybutt

BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling

Twitter: @wendistarling

Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta

Twitter: @thepenta

Instagram: @thepenta

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83: Handsome Party Cunt

Thanks to the inherent creepiness of men, the Jammerz holiday spookiness continues! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gets harassed by an aggressive old dude at a bar, Wendi (@wendibird82) gets trolled through her phone and Stephen (@thepenta) attempts an apology on behalf of all men. The girls give tips for the best personal weaponry, how to effectively complimenting a stalker PLUS, they get a surprise fiesta break in the middle of this after-school special of an episode.If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! Saturday, December 1st at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss36.brownpapertickets.com *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta

83: Handsome Party Cunt

2018-11-1401:15:50

82: Old Buildings Old Pipes

This week’s extra special in-studio (apartment) guest is Megan Rice! With their powers combined, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) spit out tips to save money, boost your immune system AND douse Stephen (@thepenta) with the dirty details of double-duty diapers! Can the ladies fulfill all of their NYC Halloween fantasies, or will the entire trip be derailed by the evil spirit Wendi is hosting deep within her intestinal track?!?If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! Saturday, December 1st at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss36.brownpapertickets.com *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jam goes deep throwback and deeper irony: Leslie Gore "Sunshine, Lollipops & Rainbows." Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xJammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

82: Old Buildings Old Pipes

2018-11-0700:56:42

81: Everyone’s Mad and Nobody Cums

It’s a real circle jerk of a jamsesh as the Jammerz discuss everything from Costco bras to Yogi Bear themed dildos. PLUS, Megan (@handomepartybutt) reviews her brand squirting’ new Womanizer, Stephen takes the pussy plasma vs. pee-pee challenge, and Wendi (@wendibird82) becomes an accidental drug smuggler!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! Saturday, December 1st at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss36.brownpapertickets.com _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~*PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com**Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jam is THE DARTS "My Heart Is A Graveyard" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xJammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

81: Everyone’s Mad and Nobody Cums

2018-10-3101:04:02

80: Mirror-Self Mepussa (Orgasms w/ Remy Kassimir)

Pull down your pants and pull out your vibrators because the Jammerz are cumming for you hard this week. The trio is joined by Remy Kassimir (@remykassimir), a fabulously funny comedian and host of the podcast “How Cum?” She takes us through her victorious journey of unleashing her first orgasm and squirts out tips, tricks and toys to help you achieve sexual nirvana. THEN, Wendi (@wendibird82) unravels the slithery secret to her multiple orgasms, Stephen (@thepenta) talks equality in giving head AND, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) purchases a pocket pussy percolator! PLUS, childhood jerk-off stories, Jungle-Gyming techniques and benefits of schizophrenia. Let go of the shame, jam a friend’s knee directly into your crotch and release the sexy snakes from within.If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comRemy Kassimir Instagram: @remykassimir How Cum?: http://howcumpodcast.libsyn.com/rss Instagram: @howcumpodcast Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! Saturday, Oct 27th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss35.brownpapertickets.com *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jamz is JAPANESE BREAKFAST "Everybody Wants to Love You" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xJammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

80: Mirror-Self Mepussa (Orgasms w/ Remy Kassimir)

2018-10-2401:25:42

79: Zicam Girlz Go ASMR

This week, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) lay out wardrobe plans for their NYC adventures, call out Stephen (@thepenta) for hiding his secret kids, and spread tips for safe OTC sinus medication withdrawals. Plus, the Jammerz also (kinda) answer listener emails about cheese, lipstick and a special Halloween edition of Nightmare Dreamcast! Then, the girls cough up another genius idea that will have them swimming in pennies once it goes viral. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! Saturday, Oct 27th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss35.brownpapertickets.com *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta ***Mon Oct. 22: 'Butt, Stuff?' - A Sex Ed Q&A. Tickets on Lolajean.com This weeks' end of episode Jamz is MELT-BANANA "Candy Gun" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

79: Zicam Girlz Go ASMR

2018-10-1701:01:45

78: Saran Wrapped Snatch (w/ Chef Ashanti Shurat)

This week, the Jammerz welcome burgeoning chef and general badass Ashanti Shurat (@naturallyashanti)!! She serves up hot tips on how to budget for your goals, avoid kitchen rape, AND train yourself to sit the fuck down and shut up. PLUS, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) debuts her new grooming routine, Wendi (@wendibird82) confuses eye contact for love, and Stephen (@thepenta) derives pleasure from an old man’s pain. Roll up your sleeves, wrap up your crotches and prepare to jump into snacktion! If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Ashanti Shurat Instagram: @naturallyashanti @ashantieatsitall Website: belizeaneats.wixsite.com/home Venmo: @ashantishurat Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! Saturday, Oct 27th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss35.brownpapertickets.com*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta ***Mon Oct. 22: 'Butt, Stuff?' - A Sex Ed Q&A. Tickets on Lolajean.com*** This weeks' end of episode Jamz is DEVO "Beautiful World" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

78: Saran Wrapped Snatch (w/ Chef Ashanti Shurat)

2018-10-1001:10:32

77: Lovers’ Toilet CoasterCast

Fresh off their highly anticipated Knott’s Berry Farm adventure, the ladies are bursting at the seams with excitement, ideas and everything boysenberry! Things get spooky when Megan (@handsomepartybutt) bears witness to her future-self handing out ranch dressing and kitty cat chicken strips, and Wendi (@wendibird82) is violently pushed to the edge of adrenaline intoxication.PLUS, will they ever be able to successfully realize their dreams and their love of communal pooping AND rollercoasters? Can Stephen (@thepenta) get out an entire sentence this episode?? Most importantly, what is a ‘Thicc Ghost’ and how can we hire a bunch of them to work on the Jammerz compound?!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! Saturday, Oct 27th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss35.brownpapertickets.com _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~*PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com**Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jamz is Rubblebucket "Party Like Your Heart Hurts" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

77: Lovers’ Toilet CoasterCast

2018-10-0300:59:57

76: Hands Free Puddy

This week, the Jammerz enlist YOU to help them phone in the episode when they interpret your dreams! Plus, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gets off using a psychically powered vibrator, Wendi has makeup sex with her smooth ex-boyfriend, and Stephen morphs into a bug-killing detective. Can they help solve your dream problems, or will they be distracted by chips and baby talk?? Most importantly, will the girls ever learn how a podcast actually works?!?If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or read way too much into your dreams: get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 ~~~~~~~~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! Saturday, Sept 29th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss34.brownpapertickets.com ~~~~~~~~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Hype as fuck Jamz is Born Dirty "GET UP GET OUT (feat. Jstlbby)" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

76: Hands Free Puddy

2018-09-2600:54:47

75: Big Dick Psychic Energy

While waiting to be rushed off to urgent care, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) tends to a freshly broken toe, Stephen’s (@thepenta) shoulder pops out of place and Wendi’s (@wendibird82) discovers a demonic parasite! Have the Jammerz run into a spell of bad luck, or are they under the curse of a psychic witch!?! Probably the former, but it’s Halloween season so they’re trying to be spooooooky. PLUS, they debut a weekly news segment THEN, challenge each other (and YOU) to keep a dream journal! That’s right, document and share the strange things in your brain that will most likely only be meaningful and interesting to you. It’s peak Selfish Help!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! Saturday, Sept 29th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss34.brownpapertickets.com *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jamz is a 90's rave throwback: Moby "FEELING SO REAL" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x All the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

75: Big Dick Psychic Energy

2018-09-1901:01:09

74: Science is Fun and Cool (with Matt Kirshen)

Burnt out from planning their theme park adventures and future careers as the new Elvira, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) take a break to have an informative chat with comedian, writer and science enthusiast, Matt Kirshen (@matt_kirshen)! The Jammerz learn about sex robots, cranial echolocation, and the classic time-machine murder defense. PLUS, they callout racist fruit-haters, get horny for humidity, and Stephen (@thepenta) sparks a lighthearted conversation about pedophilia!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comFollow Matt Kirshen! Instagram: @matt_kirshen Twitter: @mattkirshen Podcast: Probably ScienceMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! Saturday, Sept 29th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss34.brownpapertickets.com_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com**Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jamz is Francis Lai "Vivre Pour Vivre" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

74: Science is Fun and Cool (with Matt Kirshen)

2018-09-1201:00:51

73: Pied Piper Pussies

Get out your celebratory sparkles and wigs because the Jammerz are gonna be together NYC for Halloween!! In between piecing together their genius costume idea, the gang answers your questions about dating, finding your ideal trash mate and wading through life’s emotional sludge. PLUS, Wendi (@wendibird82) defensively flirts with a slimy gym dude, Stephen (@thepenta) gets his leash tightened after being called out for missing another crucial edit THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) reveals one of her terrifying childhood games!!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jamz is our first **officially submitted track**! (just hit up Stephen on social media) The finest indie band in all of Brooklyn: Yucky Duster "THE ROPES"Find all the Jammerz music features by following our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xOfficial Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

73: Pied Piper Pussies

2018-09-0501:03:52

72: Really Shitty Things

After an action-packed week, the Jammerz reconvene to share their stories of survival through the true life horrors of haunted thrift stores, lying children and government sanctioned family rape! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) also reveals the secret for keeping her phone cool during the hot summer months, Wendi (@wendibird82) plays hair salon detective, and Stephen (@thepenta) gets creeped out by people having fun at picnics. They also did the fashion challenge but does it even matter how you look when you are world-famous live crime commentators!?!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 **PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly** ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jamz is SOPHIE "Faceshopping" Find all the Jammerz music featyres on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

72: Really Shitty Things

2018-08-2901:10:36

71: Placenta Supreme (w/ fashion icon Nick Youssef)

Now that the Jammerz know how to work it in front of the camera, they enlist the help of comic and fashion icon Nick Youssef (@Nickyoussef) in an effort to update their personal styles. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) embraces her love of 90’s ska, Wendi (@wendibird82) plows ahead with a daring farmer trend and Stephen (@thepenta) schools them on sex party aesthetics. They also reveal some details from their adventures in BDSM carnivals and arcades PLUS, saucy ways to spice up your next afterbirth dinner party!Nick Youssef Instagram: @Nick Youssef Check out his podcast 'Nick America'!! Find our where to see him live at nickyoussef.comIf you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 ‘Priceless: Stories From The Underbelly’ ~~> patreon.com/wendistarlingStephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jamz is a banger by Le1f "Fatty Acid" Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our good friends at hyperballadmusic.com

71: Placenta Supreme (w/ fashion icon Nick Youssef)

2018-08-2201:15:55

70: Hawt 4 Funtanyl

In what is def the most litty Jamsesh to date, the Jammerz celebrate selfish help success stories, declare legal war on the Kardashians, then hit you with that YEET YAW when they dole out legit, boring mom advice in response to their most generous Jamalam yet! PLUS, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) shares fun tips to spice up your next party, Wendi (@wendibird82) begs for Barbies and Stephen (@thepenta) helps brand the next viral youtube sensation. Can the trio survive the sweltering heat OR, will they melt into oblivion before their latest brainchild launches them into the stratosphere, fulfilling their destiny as filthy rich pharmaceutical rockstars!?!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 'Priceless: Stories From The Underbelly' ~~>patreon.com/wendistarlingStephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jam is Valee "Womp Womp (feat. Jeremih)" Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x All official Jammerz theme music by our good friends at hyperballadmusic.com

70: Hawt 4 Funtanyl

2018-08-1500:58:34

69: Make Me Look Hot (How to look good in photos w/ Walker Hays)

In an effort to beautify their social media feeds (and general existence), the Jammerz enlist the help of hilarious comic and real-life model, Walker Hays (@trophycomic) to teach them how to not look like monsters in 90% of their photos. Take notes along with Megan (@handsompartybutt), Wendi (@wendibird82) and Stephen (@thepenta) as Walker drops hot tips LIKE, violently fake laughing, hiding your body with office supplies and more! PLUS, they discuss the benefits of Bulgarian boyfriends and dish on flirty new ways to incorporate frozen cottage cheese into your daily routine!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jam is the DFA Remix of Soulwax "Another Excuse" Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our good friends at hyperballadmusic.com

69: Make Me Look Hot (How to look good in photos w/ Walker Hays)

2018-08-0801:14:00

In this post-Jammerzque jamsesh, the gang covers everything from the ‘que gossip to snugglebutt naps AND the hottest new celebrity death trends.Plus, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gives us the scoop on her award-winning pastries and Wendi (@wendibird82) reminisces about her favorite playground song. Then, the girls shock Stephen (@thepenta) with the revelation that they may have been reunited with their long lost son!!!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com* * *Get into HIT SONG "Quinoa" anywhere streaming music is available!* * *OMG WE'RE ON SOCIAL MEDIAJammerz Twitter: @jammerzpod Instagram: @jammerzpodMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jam is L7 "Fast and Freightening" Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our good friends at hyperballadmusic.com

68: Schmammerz

2018-08-0101:04:50

67: Lotta Coffee, Little Whiskey

Well, it finally happened. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) are together in sunny Los Angeles, exhausted from an early morning hike and responding to the very first Jamalam that talks shit directly to the OG members of the Pussy Fart Gang, but lets Stephen (@thepenta) off the hook. Then, the Jammerz get into personal stories of overcoming addiction, serve up hot tips on fine cheese PLUS they take you behind the scenes of their intense preparation for the inaugural Jammezrque!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jam is Madness "_Sign Of The Times_" Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our good friends at hyperballadmusic.com

67: Lotta Coffee, Little Whiskey

2018-07-2501:00:35

66: The Sound Of Giving Up (w/ Tyler Mead)

Have the Jammerz selfishly helped themselves into boring old ladies that read and make dog puns? Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) have been swapping liquor for lemonade (with charcoal thankyouverymuch) BUT are still very young, hip and relevant thanks to their helpful millennial pal, Tyler Mead! Tyler (@meadbymead) teaches Megan to unlock the not-so-secret functions on her new fangled phone and she repays his kindness by threatening to transplant one of his body parts onto her face. Plus, Stephen (@thepenta) is reminded that rape can happen even to the friendliest of faces THEN, our vivacious young guest comes dangerously close to losing his freezer snack privileges after tattling on his fun drunk Aunt Wendi for innocently shaking hands with an ‘alleged’ drug dealer.🚨LoS AnGeLeS🚨the first ever #jammerzque is TODAY (if today is Wednesday July 18th) and consummate professionals @handsomepartybutt & @wendibird82 have no real plans other than a sunrise hike and eating canned goods by the pool so let these bitches know if they need to pick you up some beanie weenies! 💥DETAILS: Kicks off with a 6am hike, then we’ll prob do a bunch of dumb shit and eat white trash delicacies all day. Bring whatever food/drinks you want. A list of provided treats will be emailed to attendees sometime Tuesday the 17th.💥TICKET PRICE: Free! Suggested donation of $20 to cover food, drinks and get Megan’s bf a Hotel so he doesn’t go to jail for homicide. You can donate cash money or venmo the girls: (@)megansloanerice & (@)wendistarling 💥WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?? Calm down, narc. It’s at Megan’s place. When you email us (jammerzpod@gmail.com) to make your reservation, we’ll send you the address, find out E-X-A-C-T-L-Y how you like your tuna stuffed jalapeños 🐟🌶 AND make sure you have completed Suzy Kline’s literary classic ‘Horrible Harry and the Green Slime’. DO I HAVE TO SHOW UP AT 6AM??? Nope! It’s gonna be an entire day of fuckery, so message us here when your ass gets up and moving and we’ll let you know where we are.***If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' SUPER JAM is the one and only _RICHARD FUCKING MARX_ "_Hold On To the Night_" with bonus jam _The Rubettes "Sugar Baby Love."_ Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com

66: The Sound Of Giving Up (w/ Tyler Mead)

2018-07-1801:19:16

65: Gramcast Bang Gang

Sunrise hikes and no booze have Grandma-fied Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) so hard that they are starting a Jammerz book club and kicking it off with 90’s classic “Horrible Harry and The Green Slime” by Suzy Kline. The first meeting will take place at a whiskey themed backyard BBQ in Los Angeles and yessss it’s a children’s book, but it’s still kind of a mature activity dammit! Eavesdrop on the ladies plans for the inaugural Jammerz cult gathering (party?), witness Stephen (@thepenta) pretend to want to exercise PLUS face the filthy facts about why your Grandma loves boring baseball more than she will ever love you.If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jam is Kay Starr "It's A Good Day" Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com

65: Gramcast Bang Gang

2018-07-1101:09:48

64: Going Vertical (Getting Zen with Alex Engelbert)

Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come outta the gate slinging’ sweet summer tips like how to integrate genital shaving into a low carb lifestyle, the proper way to speak into a dickhole, AND debut the new segment ‘Hot Goss!’ They then get into the business of overcoming trauma, finding strength in your vulnerabilities and making peace with yourself in the present with phenomenally fun guest, Alex Engelbert (@Alex_Engelbert)! She goes into details about her yoga sabbatical which triggers Stephen (@thepenta) to reminisce about his favorite tale of female self-discovery and pizza. Alex then accepts the girls’ nomination be the Mayor of Jammerz as she is the ONLY candidate running on the Hufflepuff ticket and championing the largely overlooked problem of lateral movement!! PLUS, can you do yoga and still drink your face off? What haven’t Megan and Wendi done while on drugs?? Most importantly, have the Jammerz broken their own “No Nazi” policy?!?If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jam is Cloud Nothings "Up To The Surface." Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com

64: Going Vertical (Getting Zen with Alex Engelbert)

2018-07-0401:10:35

63: SisterMom Methcast

Just a week into ‘The Whole 30 Challenge’, the Jammerz are back with recipes, meal prep ideas and a detailed description of the many fine cheese enjoyed by kids in cages! THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) takes you for a walk down memory lane when she plays one of her favorite childhood commercials and Wendi (@wendibird82) accuses Stephen’s (@thepenta) mom of sexual assault. PLUS, sassy new ways to cry out of your ass AND the heartwarming tale of love kindled by a rogue belly boll weevil.If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comCOME SEE US LIVENYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, June 30th 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss33.brownpapertickets.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode is Rico Nasty "RAGE" ... Crank it, and find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music by the good people at hyperballadmusic.com

63: SisterMom Methcast

2018-06-2700:56:35

62: Beanis Weenis

Suicide is trending and the Jammerz are here to keep you alive, even if it’s just to enjoy another day of summer weather. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) entice you to extend your existence with the promise of white trash delicacies like tuna-stuffed jalapeños, can goods in crockpots AND invite you to join them in the ‘Whole 30’ challenge! Then, the gang gets a teensy bit serious while discussing depression and Stephen (@thepenta) opens up about his recent struggles. PLUS, can volunteering and practice of gratitude really help pull you out of the pit of despair? Have these hipster kids even seen ‘Too Wong Foo’?? Most importantly, Will Megan’s boyfriend do the Men In Black impression ever again?!?If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comCOME SEE US LIVE NYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, June 30th 7:30pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss33.brownpapertickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta

62: Beanis Weenis

2018-06-2001:04:28

61: Jammerz: Miserable Assholes

Ya know how sometimes you get together with pals and the entire night is a laugh riot lovefest and OTHER times you just stare at opposing walls and take turns crying while simply talking about your day? Well this Jamsesh is one of those OTHER times for the Jammerz but gosh dang if they don’t buck the fuck up and find the strength to talk about their magical week AND fun things like uterine lining, topical creams and suicide! THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gives out hot tips for scooping up discount fish and getting high with bugs, Wendi (@wendibird82) attempts to pay a street Shaman in cigarettes and Stephen (@thepenta) uses magic as tool to rob the Jammerz blind one quarter at a time. PLUS, how many coffee makers does one person need? How long can the girls last without their sweet, sweet poison?? More importantly, how long will YOU last listening to these chicks talk about their periods?!?If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comCOME SEE US LIVENYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, June 30th 7:30pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss33.brownpapertickets.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis week's Jamz is the grinding brainfreeze of Death Grips' "Giving Bad People Good Ideas" Follow the Jammerz playlist on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music by the good people at hyperballadmusic.com

61: Jammerz: Miserable Assholes

2018-06-1300:58:31

60: MAGIC ADDICTS

It’s another edition of ‘Jammerz: After Dark’ and the girls may or may not have been drinking prior to jumping on mic with their very special guest, Magician Andy Still! A regular on Glamourpuss, Andy (@mischievousbastard) is a true NYC magic man, performing everywhere from theaters to Washington Square Park and has come into the studio to teach these idiots (and you) a simple trick to impress drunk people in dark bars. Stephen (@thepenta) revels in the arc of Andy’s journey though a childhood of Magic conventions all the way until magic almost got him sexually assaulted! By a crying woman!! PLUS, does Wendi (wendibird82) know the difference between doctors and magicians?? Which cursed potion led to Megan’s (@handsomepartybutt) magical evening of hanging out with Fergie then blacking out and breaking into her own apartment?!? THEN, Megan and Wendi stumble upon what may be their most genius money making scheme yet. They only need a sewing kit and a couple of one-way tickets to David Copperfield’s private island and… TADA!! They’ll be rich, drunk, dead and covered in glitter. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comCOME SEE US LIVE NYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, June 30th 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss33.brownpapertickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jam is HOLY FUCK "House Of Glass" You can follow all the Jammerz music on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9x All the official Jammerz theme music by hyperballadmusic.com.

60: MAGIC ADDICTS

2018-06-0601:00:54

59: Wangin' Around with Wegan and Mendi

Lights! Camera! Snorting Splenda! After the Jammerz get sentimental over childhood memories of bullying weaker kids into ripping out their eyebrows and covering their faces in makeup, they give YOU tips on screenwriting, acting and director-of-popcorning. THEN, in an effort to overthrow the patriarchy and take back the night, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come up with a brilliant plan that not only keeps men in their places, but will also help the girls stay connected during their inevitable rocket-ride to mega fame! Emboldened by their own genius, the girls call out Stephen (@thepenta) for his participation in ‘Men’s Meetings’ then unlock the secret to their future success as model podcasters and overlords of Jammerzwood. PLUS they dole out sexy summer craft ideas using just your body and a citrus juicer!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE*** NYC!!! *gLaMoUrPuSs* Saturday, June 2nd 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode is The Bird and the Bee "Los Angeles," You can follow all the Jammerz music on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9x and as always thanks to the fine gentlemen at Hyperballad studios (http://hyperballadmusic.com) for designing all the Jammerz official theme music.

59: Wangin' Around with Wegan and Mendi

2018-05-3001:05:04

58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns

It’s been over a year since these idiots started selfishly helping the masses, so this week, the Jammerz take a break from saving the world and have a good ol’ fashioned, trash-talking Jamsesh! In between grinding old-timey cowboy spurs into her bug bites, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spews out sexy stories from her most recent romantic vacation. Stephen (@thepenta) finally admits his age AND gives fun tips for verifying the age of youngsters ’slipping into your DMs’. Wendi (@wendibird82) reminisces about her rape show, sext-shames a fellow Jammer PLUS, the girls devise a foolproof plan to become an elite superhero duo using nothing more than their sex organs!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE*** NYC!!! *gLaMoUrPuSs* Saturday, June 2nd 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta

58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns

2018-05-2301:12:19

Grandpa Dog Suck

Last week, Jeff Sewing drilled the Jammerz about everything sports and now they’re back to pass off stories of defeat, but quickly rebound into a disturbingly delightful Jamsesh. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) literally gushes over UK naked dating shows and the timeless disco classics of ABBA. Wendi (@wendibird82) tries extra hard to use her big girl words after a full week of waking up at 430am then, in a not-shocking turn of events, she exposes her terrifying browser history. At the mercy of his female counterparts, Stephen (@thepenta) gets 10 whole minutes to be sincerely emotional, but he doesn’t take the bait and INSTEAD uses his ‘safe space’ time to complain about the walls in his new apartment. This is a hot one, so tuck your dicks, pull out your pants, and get schooled in the difference between 'fluffy' and ‘billowy’ PLUS a surprise appearance by Preston AND the erotic tale of a forbidden love between a pug and a duck. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, June 2nd730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is the only British artist to write an iconic song blasted for generations in American sports arenas... and find himself just neck deep in billowy child pornography: Garry Glitter - "I'm right, You're Wrong, I Win"

Grandpa Dog Suck

2018-05-1600:47:50

Grandpa Dog Suck

Last week, Jeff Sewing drilled the Jammerz about everything sports and now they’re back to pass off stories of defeat, but quickly rebound into a disturbingly delightful Jamsesh. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) literally gushes over UK naked dating shows and the timeless disco classics of ABBA. Wendi (@wendibird82) tries extra hard to use her big girl words after a full week of waking up at 430am then, in a not-shocking turn of events, she exposes her terrifying browser history. At the mercy of his female counterparts, Stephen (@thepenta) gets 10 whole minutes to be sincerely emotional, but he doesn’t take the bait and INSTEAD uses his ‘safe space’ time to complain about the walls in his new apartment. This is a hot one, so tuck your dicks, pull out your pants, and get schooled in the difference between 'fluffy' and ‘billowy’ PLUS a surprise appearance by Preston AND the erotic tale of a forbidden love between a pug and a duck. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, June 2nd730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is the only British artist to write an iconic song blasted for generations in American sports arenas... and find himself just neck deep in billowy child pornography: Garry Glitter - "I'm right, You're Wrong, I Win"

Grandpa Dog Suck

2018-05-1600:47:50

Body Roll Double

This week, the Jammerz are really stretching for a challenge when they bring in athlete and comedian Jeff Sewing (@jeffandpat) to train them in field of SPORTS! Wendi (@wendibird82) has flashbacks to carbs binges and towel abuse, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) throws major shade at high school cheerleaders and Stephen (@thepenta) geeks out over literally anything ‘underground’. The trio also calls out a beloved comedian and podcast superstar for his (alleged) love of youth group wrestling rings PLUS they dive into the seedy underbelly of sports betting and 90’s hip-hop dance moves.

Body Roll Double

2018-05-0901:07:14

Biggest, Grossest, Smelliest Onion (Art Appreciation Jamsesh)

Fresh off what might be the biggest loophole of a challenge to date, the trio gets horrifyingly specific about the ways in which they appreciated and contributed to the world of fine art. THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) updates us on the whereabouts of her local dick guy, Wendi (@wendibird82) opens up about her cat’s jealously issues and Stephen (@thepenta) tries to sell the the girls on doing satanic, scream-therapy ghost yoga with his mom.PLUS… Which Hollywood A-lister stole Megan’s Social Security Number? Will Stephen ever let go of his teen punk rock persona?? Most importantly, can anything be done about the influx of immigrants coming to America to overtake the flourishing industry of 'Blind Painters with AIDS That Think Everybody Is Fairuza Balk'?!?FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is the art school anthem the Yeah Yeah Yeah's "Art Star" Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Biggest, Grossest, Smelliest Onion (Art Appreciation Jamsesh)

2018-05-0201:02:16

MICE ON TOAST(Art Appreciation W: Zachary Benson Friedberg)

After a few drinks and a bad day, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spent a pretty penny on a painting, so the gang drags in the artist to give them a lesson in art appreciation. Zachary Benson Friedberg (@speczacular) schools the Jammerz in the masterful craft of barfing up loads of fancy sounding words to convey the meaningful symbolism (or lack thereof) behind a piece of artwork, spitballs pun-centric restaurant ideas and reveals the subversive, cult-sanctioned mission that sent him spiraling back 3000 years to start the band Morbid Eclipse! Then, Wendi (@wendibird82) spills the details of her latest sketchy relationship and Stephen (@thepenta) talks shit about the Aquabats. PLUS, fun breakfast recipes with leftover horse meat, thoughtful ways to fart on your loved ones AND flirty new ways to incorporate pistachios into your sex life!If you need more Zachary Benson Friedberg in your life:ART: speczacular.com/FART: www.fartbymail.com/AND METAL: themorbideclipse.bandcamp.com/If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, April 28th730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss31.brownpapertickets.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaYou know all if this weeks' Jamz are fucking Morbid Eclipse... who are so Metal Spotify won't allow their future shreddage... but the rest of the Jammerz Jamz are on Spotify "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x Follow it!

MICE ON TOAST(Art Appreciation W: Zachary Benson Friedberg)

2018-04-2501:03:00

Podcasting With Guns

In a Jamsesh that is truly the stuff of nightmares, the trio drags their asses out of bed to recap their experiences with the sleep challenge. Was Megan (@handsomepartybutt) able to bank solid vacation sleep? Does Wendi (@wendibird82) need to eliminate all joy from her life to catch zzzzz’s? Can Stephen get back down below his ‘snore weight’? Get those answers PLUS hawt fashion tips for camouflaging oversized genitals and sassy new ways to smuggle automatic weapons through metal detectors! THEN, the Jammerz spitball ideas to corner the market on grieving parents and possibly uncover the identity of the simulator generator!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show or answer your questions, get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!!Our song is available anywhere you can purchase music.Links here AND at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, April 28th730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss31.brownpapertickets.com

Podcasting With Guns

2018-04-1800:52:34

Podcasting With Guns

In a Jamsesh that is truly the stuff of nightmares, the trio drags their asses out of bed to recap their experiences with the sleep challenge. Was Megan (@handsomepartybutt) able to bank solid vacation sleep? Does Wendi (@wendibird82) need to eliminate all joy from her life to catch zzzzz’s? Can Stephen get back down below his ‘snore weight’? Get those answers PLUS hawt fashion tips for camouflaging oversized genitals and sassy new ways to smuggle automatic weapons through metal detectors! THEN, the Jammerz spitball ideas to corner the market on grieving parents and possibly uncover the identity of the simulator generator!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show or answer your questions, get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!!Our song is available anywhere you can purchase music.Links here AND at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, April 28th730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss31.brownpapertickets.com

Podcasting With Guns

2018-04-1600:52:34

Pussychins (Learning How To Sleep)

After listening to this show for at least 5 minutes, you know the Jammerz desperately need sleep. It’s tough for the gang because Megan (@handsomepartybutt) has 37 jobs, Stephen (@thepenta) is getting too voluptuous to breathe and Wendi (@wendibird82) is spastically excited about her new apartment. Before pulling together a genius deep-sleep game plan, the girls whitesplain an entire culture, body shame-shame hairless business owners PLUS make the ground breaking move of recording their best bud pussy swap!*******++++++++*******++++++++*******FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Nap Eyes "Every Time The Feeling"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Pussychins (Learning How To Sleep)

2018-04-1101:12:28

Pussychins (Learning How To Sleep)

After listening to this show for at least 5 minutes, you know the Jammerz desperately need sleep. It’s tough for the gang because Megan (@handsomepartybutt) has 37 jobs, Stephen (@thepenta) is getting too voluptuous to breathe and Wendi (@wendibird82) is spastically excited about her new apartment. Before pulling together a genius deep-sleep game plan, the girls whitesplain an entire culture, body shame-shame hairless business owners PLUS make the ground breaking move of recording their best bud pussy swap!

Pussychins (Learning How To Sleep)

2018-04-1001:12:28

CESSATION SUCKS (Quitting Smoking w/ Krystyna Hutchinson)

The gang is back after one of their most difficult challenges yet: kicking cigarettes. This jamsesh is extra special because they have a guest that fired up about life without smoking. Krystyna Hutchinson (@krystynahutch) is finally released from the basement prison of her own design and allowed to speak audibly during a Jammerz recording! She reveals that Stephen (@thepenta) drove her smoke with a back-handed compliment and shares the tricks that that have kept her (mostly) tobacco free since her 30th birthday. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) crushed this challenge and avoided ciggs by doing fun things like not taking breaks during a 10 hour work shift, but broke down and lit up in honor of her dear friend’s Monkey Torture Party. Wendi (@wendibird82) did not fully stop smoking, but blames her tobacco addiction on an organ transplant from a holocaust survivor. PLUS, the ladies pitch their latest genius, pro-eating disorder book idea: Jammersize! THEN, they surprise a listener with a literal call for help and get tips for successful smoking cessation, find out if vaping is really any better for you AND share a hearty laugh over shouting slurs at the youth of America.*******++++++++*******++++++++*******You can find Krystyna Hutchinson @KrystynaHutch, buy her book "FUCKED", listen to Guys We Fucked (the antislutshaming podcast) and catch her on tour at sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Car Seat Headrest - "Stop Smoking (We Love You)Follow all the Jammerz jamz on spotify:"Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

CESSATION SUCKS (Quitting Smoking w/ Krystyna Hutchinson)

2018-04-0401:05:42

M.M. Fellatio

The girls are off the rails outta the gate this week; could it be due to sleep deprivation OR, are they obsessing over butter coffee in an effort to avoid announcing what just might be their most difficult selfish help challenge to date?! Before getting down to business, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) dive into some serious ‘detectiving’ which leads them to uncover the sinister motives of Wendi’s roommate, Stephen (@thepenta) admits to committing heinous acts of violence THEN, the girls conceive yet another hit film! A movie for the kiddos, their latest brilliant idea is an animated historical fiction featuring a non-verbal autistic mouse as the hero. PLUS, the coolest way to murder someone, an update on the lesser known #meecetoo movement and I guess these trashbag women are gonna quit smoking or whatever.***COME SEE US LIVE***NYCSaturday, March 31st730pmGLAMOURPUSSZinc Bar82 W 3rd Sttix: glamourpuss30.brownpapertickets.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is the great Jay Retard - "It's So Easy"Follow all the Jammerz jamz on spotify:"Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

M.M. Fellatio

2018-03-2801:02:42

My Dad's A Real Piece Of Shit

Buckle up Jammerz. The crew gets intense outta the gate. Well, first the girls bitch about that lying bitch Lisa Frank and lament over the nonexistence of glitter-shitting rainbow unicorns BUT they get serious right after that. Kinda. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) opens up about the hyper strained relationship with her Father, Wendi (@wendibird82) shares a sexy story about getting her head slammed into a car window and Stephen (@thepenta) gets to live out his NPR fantasy of moderating a discussion between two cool bitches having a (and I quote) “real ass” conversation.THEN, how to tell if YOU are in a toxic relationship!! The Jammerz have a red flag checklist that includes subversive abuse tactics like:1. Choking a bitch!2. Hitting themselves on the head!3. Pushing a dog in a sticker covered stroller!PLUS, actual helpful advice on getting out of a shitty situation AND the inside scoop on how to give yourself a serious medical condition by consuming a product with the same name!Abuse Hotline:www.thehotline.org***COME SEE OUR ASSES LIVE BABY***NYC!!!GlamourpussSaturday, March 31st730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd StGlamourpuss30.brownpapertickets.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Cayetana - "Hot Dad Calendar"Follow all the Jammerz music on spotify:"Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

My Dad's A Real Piece Of Shit

2018-03-2101:08:31

Get Erections, Don't Cum (w/ Author Ross Asdourian)

After (definitely not) mastering the art of the foreign language, the Jammerz bring in a real, live guest! With a real, live book to promote! Ross Asdourian (@ross_do), author of 'Broken Bananah', shares his inspirational journey of recovery, self-discovery and healing after breaking his mother f*cking (or at least, mother ‘admiring’) DICK. Wendi (@wendibird82) is extra fired up this episode because she lost Uber privileges for the time being and had to take the M train like some kind of broke-ass podcaster, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) has an unexpectedly emotional reaction to the prospect of a future where construction workers aren’t yelling about her sweet tits, and Stephen (@thepenta) regales the group with a tale of sober clumsiness that almost put his ass in the hospital. AND tips on how to properly accessorize your catheter bag for a wedding, how to tell the difference between ball pubes and troll beard hair PLUS flirty ways to plan a murder in one of the most popular romance languages!!*******++++++++*******++++++++*******FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Cameo - "ATTACK ME WITH YOUR LOVE"!!! If you don't walk around with Cameo in your headphones... WHY ARE YOU FORSAKING EVERYTHING???Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Get Erections, Don't Cum (w/ Author Ross Asdourian)

2018-03-1401:09:35

Poor Duck, Rich Apples (the Language Jamsesh)

?Fueron estos tres idiotas capaces de aprender un nuevo idioma en una semana? In this week’s jamsesh, the trio breaks down exactly how they attempted to add some culture to their lives by learning a new language y es muy feo. Wendi (@wendibird82) has the clear advantage after a week of communicating with her roommate using an intricate system of spanish and bodily functions. Stephen (@thepenta) discovers his inner Trump supporter when he realizes he would rather shoot of Walmart guns than learn how to make fun of animals in a foreign tongue. Meanwhile, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) is being haunted by a virtual zombie and still hasn’t found out what’s going on with her pussy!!! They also dig into the pros and cons of traveling alone as a woman, publicly apologize to an enraged listener AND debut a new segment where they read shit that fellow Jammerz email them in confidence!! PLUS fun, sexy ways to communicate with your loved ones using just your fecal matter!!!*******++++++++*******++++++++*******FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jams are classic J Dilla - "Workinonit" and Bully "Feel the Same"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Poor Duck, Rich Apples (the Language Jamsesh)

2018-03-0700:57:36

Call Me Cúlo (The Language Challenge)

After 2 weeks of back-to-back manic jamseshes, the Jammerz are back in full swing with an ACTUAL challenge. Loosen your mouth muscles and get ready to join these 3 idiots on a decidedly less than epic adventure to eavesdrop on their acquaintances and coworkers when they… LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE!!The trio doles out some legit app recommendations before Wendi (@wendibird82) spills her top-shelf secret for fluency in ANY foreign tongue, while Stephen (@thepenta) waxes poetic about his ideal, terminally ill New York existence. BUT, can they be able to stay on task for an entire week?!? Will one week of cramming even be enough for the crew to fully comprehend exactly what the f*ck is so mesmerizing about Megan’s (@handsomepartbutt) apron covered crotch?!?*******++++++++*******++++++++*******FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Sensato "Cúlo Cabrón" ... because I will probably never fully grasp spanish hip hop lyrics... but I know that shit is filthy.Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Call Me Cúlo (The Language Challenge)

2018-02-2801:06:40

Ammoniated Cat Piss For Your Brain

Why do people like drugs so much? How do cats always know exactly where to aim their assholes for maximum annoyance? Are all of our personality defects caused by souls of angry, dead aliens?!? In this L.A. jamsesh, the trio attempts to address these questions, catch up fan emails and bring you the dramatic details of Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Stephen’s (@thepenta) romantic Vday hike, but they are quickly derailed by Wendi’s (@wendibird82) life partner AND laying out plans to solve the drug and homelessness epidemic in Maui! Well, kinda. They mostly talk (yell?) about taking away everybody’s free will, trading in crack pipes for crochet needles PLUS #hot tips on how YOU can de-stress by implementing ritualistic sacrifice into your daily routine!!!*******++++++++*******++++++++*******SEE US LIVE BABYNYC!!gLaMoUrPusSw/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna HutchinsonSat Feb 24th 730pm@ Zinc Barglamourpuss29.brownpapetickets.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Swain "Hold My Head"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Ammoniated Cat Piss For Your Brain

2018-02-2101:08:56

Meat That Matters (Valetines Day Jamsesh)

Have the Jammerz become to big for their britches?!? These jerks come outta the gate denouncing their fans in exchange for (potential) corporate sponsorship and immediately get to task off seamlessly weaving advertisements into this Valentine’s Day Jamsesh. In between plugs for deadly weapons, trash and epic cheerleader dramedy films, Wendi (@wendibird82) puts one lucky (?) listener in an Uber to a surprise location, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) uncovers a deep-seeded sexual kink and Stephen (@thepenta) faces the horrific reality of his impending Hawaiian vacation. The trio also gives tips about the best drugs to do while listening to John Denver, the most effective orgasm-inducing exercise machines PLUS, helpful advice about dealing with a spontaneously combustible pussy! THEN, the girls brainstorm even MORE genius, billion-dollar additions to the Jammerz empire that will keep you fit, fucked and feeling seXXXy every time you slip into your undies. Love! Fucking! Cat Dicks! This Vday jamesh has everything you never wanted... except maybe the cat dicks.*******++++++++*******++++++++*******SEE US LIVE BABYNYC!!gLaMoUrPusSw/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna HutchinsonSat Feb 24th 730pm@ Zinc Barglamourpuss29.brownpapetickets.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is the Zombies (who... let's face it wrote the best love songs if you live in a Wes Anderson world) "Ain't Nobody Gonna Love You"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Meat That Matters (Valetines Day Jamsesh)

2018-02-1400:58:42

Skateboarding Off The Grid (Investing W: Paco McCauley)

Now that the Jammerz have a handle on living within their means, they are ready to invest and get rich!!! But how does one fail upwards to become a bazillionaire? These three idiots have no idea, so have called their friend Paco McCauley (@pacomccauley) to teach them them they ways of the one percent. The girls are exceptionally delirious after a day of moving and visiting their parents in hospitals, so Stephen (@thepenta) takes on the role of pretending to understand bitcoin and blockchain while Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gets distracted by Wendi’s wayward hair and Wendi (@wendibird82) is increasingly distracted by her volatile, father figure-loving pussy. SPOILER ALERT: This episode of Jammerz may contain actual helpful advice BUT, they also breakdown the difference between bodegas and mutual funds and Mormonism vs. Scientology. Get out your notebooks and join the trio on their quest to live off interest and indulge in the finest of sandwiches from the comfort their cash-stuffed couches.*******++++++++*******++++++++*******SEE US LIVE BABYPHILADELPHIA!!!Friday Feb 9thWendi Starling headlines Philly Comedy Club 7 & 9pmtix:www.phillycomedyclub.com/events/wendi…09-18-0700pmNYC!!gLaMoUrPusSw/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna HutchinsonSat Feb 24th 730pm@ Zinc Barglamourpuss29.brownpapetickets.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is a deep 90's cut - DAISY CHAINSAW - "LOVE YOUR MONEY"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Skateboarding Off The Grid (Investing W: Paco McCauley)

2018-02-0701:04:24

Paper Towel Casserole

After straight up crushing their last challenge of playing a game (eye roll emoji times a thousand), the Jammerz attempt to save a little cash to invest in the unlikely event that they do not become billionaires from their brilliant board game idea. Stephen (@thepenta) was able to save upwards of $130 by cutting out food delivery and (gasp) venturing out to a grocery store, while Megan (@handsomepatybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) resorted to more streetwise tactics like eating expired food, cleaning supplies and (double gasp) NOT buying booze or drugs!! The trio also gives surprisingly helpful tips on how YOU can trim your budget by indulging in hot sauce, taking care of your outer pussy or simply ceasing to exist! PLUS, they reveal a genius plan to keep the government from getting their grimy hands on your future earnings.*******++++++++*******++++++++*******This episode is brought to you by the sweet sweet H8 of Jordan's JAMALAM!!! Support the podcast by picking up a JAMALAM on JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comSEE US LIVE BABYPHILADELPHIA!!!Friday Feb 9thWendi Starling headlines Philly Comedy Club 7 & 9pmtix:https://www.phillycomedyclub.com/events/wendi-starling-fuse-tv-ft-maddy-smith-02-09-18-0700pmNYC!!gLaMoUrPusSw/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna HutchinsonSat Feb 24th 730pm@ Zinc Barglamourpuss29.brownpapetickets.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is Killing Joke - "MONEY IS NOT OUR GOD" ... because OF COURSE IT IS.Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Paper Towel Casserole

2018-01-3101:05:50

Secret Homeless (Games Jamsesh!)

The Jammerz spent a week board gaming like a bunch of nerds andStephen (@thepenta) is especially cocky because it’s one of the first challenges he successfully completed! After bragging about his mastery of Patchwork and attempting to justify his fashion 'hat chances', he puts a listener on blast and aggressively demands a Jamalamz. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) responsibly invites her adult friends over for a night of halloween hummus served in the finest ceramic sunglasses and played a game that is for sure a subversive tool of London’s transportation department, while Wendi (@wendibird82) interprets the challenge as an excuse to get fucked up in a hotel room and play Jenga with degenerates. PLUS, the trio brainstorms in an effort to create a realistic game of ‘Life’ where abortions are handed out and the winner has the least amount of fun! THEN, the girls discover they may be psychically connected through a system of magnets and hidden cameras, and Stephen digs deep to find out exactly what would make him happy. PLUS, how can you find fun ways to implement the word ‘Jenga’ into your daily life? Who would you call in the case of excruciating diarrhea?? Can YOU decipher between a homeless person and Jammer that just needs a shower?!?*******++++++++*******++++++++*******You can support JAMMERZ and coax (read: bribe) Stephen to crush more sweet Jamseshes by picking up a JAMALAM shoutout on JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is The Garden- "All Smiles Over Here :)"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Secret Homeless (Games Jamsesh!)

2018-01-2401:06:22

ROOFIES: THE GAME(w/ David Piccolomini)

In an effort to become gamers, the Jammerz are starting with the basics: board games baby!! This week, the trio is joined by comedian, podcaster extraordinaire and 'Grade A' nerd, DAVID PICCOLOMINI!! David (@piccolomeany), a former Goblin King, schools the Jammerz on larping, competitive quilting, the OG Monopoly rules and fun ways to introduce the possibility of anal into literally every game you ever play! They also learn which games are best to play with your racist family, whether or not blind people are any good at scrabble, and address the age-old question: Why the fuck is there so much math in something that is supposed to be fun?!? THEN, in an unexpected turn, Stephen (@thepenta) bums everybody out by admitting he’s a fedora guy. Thankfully, David (Knight of Gelaware), is there to rally spirits with the upbeat tale of his father’s crippling addiction!! Finally, after showcasing the top 8 games people (nerds) use to get laid, they actually play one! Can the Jammerz complete their first on-air, group challenge OR will Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) completely derail the game by playing house instead of attacking monsters?!? PLUS, would anyone besides these monsters play a queef-based party game? What exactly is the ‘macro’ version of pinball?? AND, how to tell if the werewolf in your life is on drugs.*******++++++++*******++++++++*******Come see us LIVE!!!***NYC***GlAmOuRpUsS (Hosted by Wendi Starling & Krystyna Hutchinson)Friday January 19th at 7:30Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYCglamourpuss27.brownpapertickets.comSupport the podcast by picking up a JAMALAM on JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is Mutoid Man- "Melt Your Mind"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

ROOFIES: THE GAME(w/ David Piccolomini)

2018-01-1701:13:29

My Grandmother's Tongue

After barely surviving the holidays and Bomb Cyclone, the Jammerz are back baby! They’re violently hungover and rocking adult diapers but god dammit they showed up to break down exactly how they dismantled and devoured their poor, defenseless meals. First, in his never-ending quest to prove his punk, Stephen (@thepenta) goes above and beyond by draping himself in bearskin and blood before venturing out into the dog eat dog world of the local grocery store. Then, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) murders an entire family of crustaceans, captures the whole thing on video AND inadvertently creates the the first pair of high-fashion survival jewelry! Finally, with little to no cooking resources available, Wendi (@wendibird82) cons someone into taking her out to a fancy restaurant and orders the chef to bring her face-to-deep fried face with her main course.PLUS, are people stealing your bank information every time you pick up your phone? What exactly did Stephen’s family put him through that made him ‘Pennsylvania as fuck’? Can Megan and Wendi make it through the entire episode without vomiting or shitting all over themselves?? Most importantly, will Jack ever listen to the show again, or will this be the episode that pushes him off the ledge???*******++++++++*******++++++++*******Come see us LIVE!!!***NYC***GlAmOuRpUsS (Hosted by Wendi Starling & Krystyna Hutchinson)Friday January 19th at 7:30Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYCglamourpuss27.brownpapertickets.comIf you enjoyed Jack's JAMALAM support the podcast and get your own at JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode ripping Jam is Odonis Odonis- "Nasty Boy"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

My Grandmother's Tongue

2018-01-1001:05:43

Hogs & Whores

New year, new selfish-help adventures! This week, Megan (@hamsomepartybutt) journeys to Kansas City and drinks whiskey in an abandoned brothel with their guest, badass butcher Sarah Brieby (@queenofthebottoms). Sarah spills secrets of the secret lady butcher group, gushes about her love of skinning rabbits and poetically describes the grossest thing she ever did for ten bucks. Inspired by their new surroundings, Wendi (@wendibird82) comes up with a billion dollar business idea that will bring locals the finest cuts of meat and pu$$y. Then, the girls discover a new and exciting way to annoy Stephen (@thepenta) by simply recording in an echo chamber filled with the ghosts of blow jobs passed. The jammerz have a special (and silent) second guest… Megan’s boyfriend Preston! He quietly drinks whiskey the whole episode. In a dark corner. I’m not sure which is creepier, the ghosts of the whores, the delicious murdered animals downstairs, or the presence of an angry man! PLUS, is it more compassionate to murder and eat an animal that lived a hard life, or one that had a family? Who in the hell are ‘Boogans’, and could they be putting Sarah’s life in danger? Will Megan survive the whiskey and meat binge?? Can Wendi think of enough cow puns to overcome the shock of learning the slang term “Hank Jr.”?!? Most importantly, how will Stephen ever edit this into a coherent episode?!?!*******++++++++*******++++++++*******Don't waste your hard earned bucks on back alley Hank Jr's! Help reimburse Megan & Prestons' Travel Fund by getting your Jamalamz Shoutouts at JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's screaming is Cannibal Corpse "Hammer Smashed Face" and the end of episode jam is an oldie but a goodie: Cibo Matto "Beef Jerky"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Hogs & Whores

2018-01-0301:01:22

Jammerz Holidaze

The Jammerz got super busy (drunk) this holiday season and had to record a non-ep while Megan (@handsomepartybutt) was stuck in travel hell. It’s 11 minutes long, but don’t worry, through the magic of technology, Megan still manages to talk shit to Stephen (@thepenta) and Wendi (@wendibird82) reminds you that no matter what you’re doing for the holidays, we are all living in a simulation so everything is cool! And merry! And happy! Or whatever the hell you’re supposed to say!!!

Jammerz Holidaze

2017-12-2700:11:47

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58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns

58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns

megan rice, wendi starling & stephen penta