DiscoverJammerz: The Selfish-Help Podcast58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns
58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns

58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns

Update: 2018-05-23
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It’s been over a year since these idiots started selfishly helping the masses, so this week, the Jammerz take a break from saving the world and have a good ol’ fashioned, trash-talking Jamsesh! In between grinding old-timey cowboy spurs into her bug bites, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spews out sexy stories from her most recent romantic vacation. Stephen (@thepenta) finally admits his age AND gives fun tips for verifying the age of youngsters ’slipping into your DMs’. Wendi (@wendibird82) reminisces about her rape show, sext-shames a fellow Jammer PLUS, the girls devise a foolproof plan to become an elite superhero duo using nothing more than their sex organs!



If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com



COME SEE US LIVE

NYC!!!

gLaMoUrPuSs

Saturday, June 2nd

730pm

Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St

glamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.com



Megan Rice

Instagram: @handsomepartybutt

BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop



Wendi Starling

Twitter: @wendistarling

Instagram: @wendibird82



Stephen Penta

Twitter: @thepenta

Instagram: @thepenta

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66: The Sound Of Giving Up (w/ Tyler Mead)
Have the Jammerz selfishly helped themselves into boring old ladies that read and make dog puns? Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) have been swapping liquor for lemonade (with charcoal thankyouverymuch) BUT are still very young, hip and relevant thanks to their helpful millennial pal, Tyler Mead! Tyler (@meadbymead) teaches Megan to unlock the not-so-secret functions on her new fangled phone and she repays his kindness by threatening to transplant one of his body parts onto her face. Plus, Stephen (@thepenta) is reminded that rape can happen even to the friendliest of faces THEN, our vivacious young guest comes dangerously close to losing his freezer snack privileges after tattling on his fun drunk Aunt Wendi for innocently shaking hands with an ‘alleged’ drug dealer.🚨LoS AnGeLeS🚨the first ever #jammerzque is TODAY (if today is Wednesday July 18th) and consummate professionals @handsomepartybutt & @wendibird82 have no real plans other than a sunrise hike and eating canned goods by the pool so let these bitches know if they need to pick you up some beanie weenies! 💥DETAILS: Kicks off with a 6am hike, then we’ll prob do a bunch of dumb shit and eat white trash delicacies all day. Bring whatever food/drinks you want. A list of provided treats will be emailed to attendees sometime Tuesday the 17th.💥TICKET PRICE: Free! Suggested donation of $20 to cover food, drinks and get Megan’s bf a Hotel so he doesn’t go to jail for homicide. You can donate cash money or venmo the girls: (@)megansloanerice & (@)wendistarling 💥WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?? Calm down, narc. It’s at Megan’s place. When you email us (jammerzpod@gmail.com) to make your reservation, we’ll send you the address, find out E-X-A-C-T-L-Y how you like your tuna stuffed jalapeños 🐟🌶 AND make sure you have completed Suzy Kline’s literary classic ‘Horrible Harry and the Green Slime’. DO I HAVE TO SHOW UP AT 6AM??? Nope! It’s gonna be an entire day of fuckery, so message us here when your ass gets up and moving and we’ll let you know where we are.***If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' SUPER JAM is the one and only _RICHARD FUCKING MARX_ "_Hold On To the Night_" with bonus jam _The Rubettes "Sugar Baby Love."_ Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com

66: The Sound Of Giving Up (w/ Tyler Mead)

2018-07-1801:20:46

65: Gramcast Bang Gang
Sunrise hikes and no booze have Grandma-fied Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) so hard that they are starting a Jammerz book club and kicking it off with 90’s classic “Horrible Harry and The Green Slime” by Suzy Kline. The first meeting will take place at a whiskey themed backyard BBQ in Los Angeles and yessss it’s a children’s book, but it’s still kind of a mature activity dammit! Eavesdrop on the ladies plans for the inaugural Jammerz cult gathering (party?), witness Stephen (@thepenta) pretend to want to exercise PLUS face the filthy facts about why your Grandma loves boring baseball more than she will ever love you.If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jam is Kay Starr "It's A Good Day" Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com

65: Gramcast Bang Gang

2018-07-1101:11:18

64: Going Vertical (Getting Zen with Alex Engelbert)
Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come outta the gate slinging’ sweet summer tips like how to integrate genital shaving into a low carb lifestyle, the proper way to speak into a dickhole, AND debut the new segment ‘Hot Goss!’ They then get into the business of overcoming trauma, finding strength in your vulnerabilities and making peace with yourself in the present with phenomenally fun guest, Alex Engelbert (@Alex_Engelbert)! She goes into details about her yoga sabbatical which triggers Stephen (@thepenta) to reminisce about his favorite tale of female self-discovery and pizza. Alex then accepts the girls’ nomination be the Mayor of Jammerz as she is the ONLY candidate running on the Hufflepuff ticket and championing the largely overlooked problem of lateral movement!! PLUS, can you do yoga and still drink your face off? What haven’t Megan and Wendi done while on drugs?? Most importantly, have the Jammerz broken their own “No Nazi” policy?!?If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jam is Cloud Nothings "Up To The Surface." Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com

64: Going Vertical (Getting Zen with Alex Engelbert)

2018-07-0401:12:05

63: SisterMom Methcast
Just a week into ‘The Whole 30 Challenge’, the Jammerz are back with recipes, meal prep ideas and a detailed description of the many fine cheese enjoyed by kids in cages! THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) takes you for a walk down memory lane when she plays one of her favorite childhood commercials and Wendi (@wendibird82) accuses Stephen’s (@thepenta) mom of sexual assault. PLUS, sassy new ways to cry out of your ass AND the heartwarming tale of love kindled by a rogue belly boll weevil.If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comCOME SEE US LIVENYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, June 30th 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss33.brownpapertickets.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode is Rico Nasty "RAGE" ... Crank it, and find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music by the good people at hyperballadmusic.com

63: SisterMom Methcast

2018-06-2700:58:05

62: Beanis Weenis
Suicide is trending and the Jammerz are here to keep you alive, even if it’s just to enjoy another day of summer weather. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) entice you to extend your existence with the promise of white trash delicacies like tuna-stuffed jalapeños, can goods in crockpots AND invite you to join them in the ‘Whole 30’ challenge! Then, the gang gets a teensy bit serious while discussing depression and Stephen (@thepenta) opens up about his recent struggles. PLUS, can volunteering and practice of gratitude really help pull you out of the pit of despair? Have these hipster kids even seen ‘Too Wong Foo’?? Most importantly, Will Megan’s boyfriend do the Men In Black impression ever again?!?If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comCOME SEE US LIVE NYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, June 30th 7:30pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss33.brownpapertickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta

62: Beanis Weenis

2018-06-2001:05:58

61: Jammerz: Miserable Assholes
Ya know how sometimes you get together with pals and the entire night is a laugh riot lovefest and OTHER times you just stare at opposing walls and take turns crying while simply talking about your day? Well this Jamsesh is one of those OTHER times for the Jammerz but gosh dang if they don’t buck the fuck up and find the strength to talk about their magical week AND fun things like uterine lining, topical creams and suicide! THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gives out hot tips for scooping up discount fish and getting high with bugs, Wendi (@wendibird82) attempts to pay a street Shaman in cigarettes and Stephen (@thepenta) uses magic as tool to rob the Jammerz blind one quarter at a time. PLUS, how many coffee makers does one person need? How long can the girls last without their sweet, sweet poison?? More importantly, how long will YOU last listening to these chicks talk about their periods?!?If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comCOME SEE US LIVENYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, June 30th 7:30pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss33.brownpapertickets.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis week's Jamz is the grinding brainfreeze of Death Grips' "Giving Bad People Good Ideas" Follow the Jammerz playlist on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music by the good people at hyperballadmusic.com

61: Jammerz: Miserable Assholes

2018-06-1300:58:31

60: MAGIC ADDICTS
It’s another edition of ‘Jammerz: After Dark’ and the girls may or may not have been drinking prior to jumping on mic with their very special guest, Magician Andy Still! A regular on Glamourpuss, Andy (@mischievousbastard) is a true NYC magic man, performing everywhere from theaters to Washington Square Park and has come into the studio to teach these idiots (and you) a simple trick to impress drunk people in dark bars. Stephen (@thepenta) revels in the arc of Andy’s journey though a childhood of Magic conventions all the way until magic almost got him sexually assaulted! By a crying woman!! PLUS, does Wendi (wendibird82) know the difference between doctors and magicians?? Which cursed potion led to Megan’s (@handsomepartybutt) magical evening of hanging out with Fergie then blacking out and breaking into her own apartment?!? THEN, Megan and Wendi stumble upon what may be their most genius money making scheme yet. They only need a sewing kit and a couple of one-way tickets to David Copperfield’s private island and… TADA!! They’ll be rich, drunk, dead and covered in glitter. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comCOME SEE US LIVE NYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, June 30th 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss33.brownpapertickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jam is HOLY FUCK "House Of Glass" You can follow all the Jammerz music on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9x All the official Jammerz theme music by hyperballadmusic.com.

60: MAGIC ADDICTS

2018-06-0601:00:54

59: Wangin' Around with Wegan and Mendi
Lights! Camera! Snorting Splenda! After the Jammerz get sentimental over childhood memories of bullying weaker kids into ripping out their eyebrows and covering their faces in makeup, they give YOU tips on screenwriting, acting and director-of-popcorning. THEN, in an effort to overthrow the patriarchy and take back the night, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come up with a brilliant plan that not only keeps men in their places, but will also help the girls stay connected during their inevitable rocket-ride to mega fame! Emboldened by their own genius, the girls call out Stephen (@thepenta) for his participation in ‘Men’s Meetings’ then unlock the secret to their future success as model podcasters and overlords of Jammerzwood. PLUS they dole out sexy summer craft ideas using just your body and a citrus juicer!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE*** NYC!!! *gLaMoUrPuSs* Saturday, June 2nd 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode is The Bird and the Bee "Los Angeles," You can follow all the Jammerz music on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9x and as always thanks to the fine gentlemen at Hyperballad studios (http://hyperballadmusic.com) for designing all the Jammerz official theme music.

59: Wangin' Around with Wegan and Mendi

2018-05-3001:06:00

58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns
It’s been over a year since these idiots started selfishly helping the masses, so this week, the Jammerz take a break from saving the world and have a good ol’ fashioned, trash-talking Jamsesh! In between grinding old-timey cowboy spurs into her bug bites, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spews out sexy stories from her most recent romantic vacation. Stephen (@thepenta) finally admits his age AND gives fun tips for verifying the age of youngsters ’slipping into your DMs’. Wendi (@wendibird82) reminisces about her rape show, sext-shames a fellow Jammer PLUS, the girls devise a foolproof plan to become an elite superhero duo using nothing more than their sex organs!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE*** NYC!!! *gLaMoUrPuSs* Saturday, June 2nd 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta

58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns

2018-05-2301:12:19

Grandpa Dog Suck
Last week, Jeff Sewing drilled the Jammerz about everything sports and now they’re back to pass off stories of defeat, but quickly rebound into a disturbingly delightful Jamsesh. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) literally gushes over UK naked dating shows and the timeless disco classics of ABBA. Wendi (@wendibird82) tries extra hard to use her big girl words after a full week of waking up at 430am then, in a not-shocking turn of events, she exposes her terrifying browser history. At the mercy of his female counterparts, Stephen (@thepenta) gets 10 whole minutes to be sincerely emotional, but he doesn’t take the bait and INSTEAD uses his ‘safe space’ time to complain about the walls in his new apartment. This is a hot one, so tuck your dicks, pull out your pants, and get schooled in the difference between 'fluffy' and ‘billowy’ PLUS a surprise appearance by Preston AND the erotic tale of a forbidden love between a pug and a duck. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, June 2nd730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is the only British artist to write an iconic song blasted for generations in American sports arenas... and find himself just neck deep in billowy child pornography: Garry Glitter - "I'm right, You're Wrong, I Win"

Grandpa Dog Suck

2018-05-1600:49:05

Grandpa Dog Suck
Last week, Jeff Sewing drilled the Jammerz about everything sports and now they’re back to pass off stories of defeat, but quickly rebound into a disturbingly delightful Jamsesh. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) literally gushes over UK naked dating shows and the timeless disco classics of ABBA. Wendi (@wendibird82) tries extra hard to use her big girl words after a full week of waking up at 430am then, in a not-shocking turn of events, she exposes her terrifying browser history. At the mercy of his female counterparts, Stephen (@thepenta) gets 10 whole minutes to be sincerely emotional, but he doesn’t take the bait and INSTEAD uses his ‘safe space’ time to complain about the walls in his new apartment. This is a hot one, so tuck your dicks, pull out your pants, and get schooled in the difference between 'fluffy' and ‘billowy’ PLUS a surprise appearance by Preston AND the erotic tale of a forbidden love between a pug and a duck. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, June 2nd730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is the only British artist to write an iconic song blasted for generations in American sports arenas... and find himself just neck deep in billowy child pornography: Garry Glitter - "I'm right, You're Wrong, I Win"

Grandpa Dog Suck

2018-05-1600:47:50

Body Roll Double
This week, the Jammerz are really stretching for a challenge when they bring in athlete and comedian Jeff Sewing (@jeffandpat) to train them in field of SPORTS! Wendi (@wendibird82) has flashbacks to carbs binges and towel abuse, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) throws major shade at high school cheerleaders and Stephen (@thepenta) geeks out over literally anything ‘underground’. The trio also calls out a beloved comedian and podcast superstar for his (alleged) love of youth group wrestling rings PLUS they dive into the seedy underbelly of sports betting and 90’s hip-hop dance moves.

Body Roll Double

2018-05-0901:08:37

Biggest, Grossest, Smelliest Onion (Art Appreciation Jamsesh)
Fresh off what might be the biggest loophole of a challenge to date, the trio gets horrifyingly specific about the ways in which they appreciated and contributed to the world of fine art. THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) updates us on the whereabouts of her local dick guy, Wendi (@wendibird82) opens up about her cat’s jealously issues and Stephen (@thepenta) tries to sell the the girls on doing satanic, scream-therapy ghost yoga with his mom.PLUS… Which Hollywood A-lister stole Megan’s Social Security Number? Will Stephen ever let go of his teen punk rock persona?? Most importantly, can anything be done about the influx of immigrants coming to America to overtake the flourishing industry of 'Blind Painters with AIDS That Think Everybody Is Fairuza Balk'?!?FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is the art school anthem the Yeah Yeah Yeah's "Art Star" Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Biggest, Grossest, Smelliest Onion (Art Appreciation Jamsesh)

2018-05-0201:03:46

MICE ON TOAST(Art Appreciation W: Zachary Benson Friedberg)
After a few drinks and a bad day, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spent a pretty penny on a painting, so the gang drags in the artist to give them a lesson in art appreciation. Zachary Benson Friedberg (@speczacular) schools the Jammerz in the masterful craft of barfing up loads of fancy sounding words to convey the meaningful symbolism (or lack thereof) behind a piece of artwork, spitballs pun-centric restaurant ideas and reveals the subversive, cult-sanctioned mission that sent him spiraling back 3000 years to start the band Morbid Eclipse! Then, Wendi (@wendibird82) spills the details of her latest sketchy relationship and Stephen (@thepenta) talks shit about the Aquabats. PLUS, fun breakfast recipes with leftover horse meat, thoughtful ways to fart on your loved ones AND flirty new ways to incorporate pistachios into your sex life!If you need more Zachary Benson Friedberg in your life:ART: speczacular.com/FART: www.fartbymail.com/AND METAL: themorbideclipse.bandcamp.com/If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, April 28th730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss31.brownpapertickets.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaYou know all if this weeks' Jamz are fucking Morbid Eclipse... who are so Metal Spotify won't allow their future shreddage... but the rest of the Jammerz Jamz are on Spotify "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x Follow it!

MICE ON TOAST(Art Appreciation W: Zachary Benson Friedberg)

2018-04-2501:04:30

Podcasting With Guns
In a Jamsesh that is truly the stuff of nightmares, the trio drags their asses out of bed to recap their experiences with the sleep challenge. Was Megan (@handsomepartybutt) able to bank solid vacation sleep? Does Wendi (@wendibird82) need to eliminate all joy from her life to catch zzzzz’s? Can Stephen get back down below his ‘snore weight’? Get those answers PLUS hawt fashion tips for camouflaging oversized genitals and sassy new ways to smuggle automatic weapons through metal detectors! THEN, the Jammerz spitball ideas to corner the market on grieving parents and possibly uncover the identity of the simulator generator!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show or answer your questions, get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!!Our song is available anywhere you can purchase music.Links here AND at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, April 28th730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss31.brownpapertickets.com

Podcasting With Guns

2018-04-1800:52:34

Podcasting With Guns
In a Jamsesh that is truly the stuff of nightmares, the trio drags their asses out of bed to recap their experiences with the sleep challenge. Was Megan (@handsomepartybutt) able to bank solid vacation sleep? Does Wendi (@wendibird82) need to eliminate all joy from her life to catch zzzzz’s? Can Stephen get back down below his ‘snore weight’? Get those answers PLUS hawt fashion tips for camouflaging oversized genitals and sassy new ways to smuggle automatic weapons through metal detectors! THEN, the Jammerz spitball ideas to corner the market on grieving parents and possibly uncover the identity of the simulator generator!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show or answer your questions, get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!!Our song is available anywhere you can purchase music.Links here AND at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, April 28th730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss31.brownpapertickets.com

Podcasting With Guns

2018-04-1600:54:04

Pussychins (Learning How To Sleep)
After listening to this show for at least 5 minutes, you know the Jammerz desperately need sleep. It’s tough for the gang because Megan (@handsomepartybutt) has 37 jobs, Stephen (@thepenta) is getting too voluptuous to breathe and Wendi (@wendibird82) is spastically excited about her new apartment. Before pulling together a genius deep-sleep game plan, the girls whitesplain an entire culture, body shame-shame hairless business owners PLUS make the ground breaking move of recording their best bud pussy swap!*******++++++++*******++++++++*******FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Nap Eyes "Every Time The Feeling"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Pussychins (Learning How To Sleep)

2018-04-1101:12:28

Pussychins (Learning How To Sleep)
After listening to this show for at least 5 minutes, you know the Jammerz desperately need sleep. It’s tough for the gang because Megan (@handsomepartybutt) has 37 jobs, Stephen (@thepenta) is getting too voluptuous to breathe and Wendi (@wendibird82) is spastically excited about her new apartment. Before pulling together a genius deep-sleep game plan, the girls whitesplain an entire culture, body shame-shame hairless business owners PLUS make the ground breaking move of recording their best bud pussy swap!

Pussychins (Learning How To Sleep)

2018-04-1001:13:58

CESSATION SUCKS (Quitting Smoking w/ Krystyna Hutchinson)
The gang is back after one of their most difficult challenges yet: kicking cigarettes. This jamsesh is extra special because they have a guest that fired up about life without smoking. Krystyna Hutchinson (@krystynahutch) is finally released from the basement prison of her own design and allowed to speak audibly during a Jammerz recording! She reveals that Stephen (@thepenta) drove her smoke with a back-handed compliment and shares the tricks that that have kept her (mostly) tobacco free since her 30th birthday. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) crushed this challenge and avoided ciggs by doing fun things like not taking breaks during a 10 hour work shift, but broke down and lit up in honor of her dear friend’s Monkey Torture Party. Wendi (@wendibird82) did not fully stop smoking, but blames her tobacco addiction on an organ transplant from a holocaust survivor. PLUS, the ladies pitch their latest genius, pro-eating disorder book idea: Jammersize! THEN, they surprise a listener with a literal call for help and get tips for successful smoking cessation, find out if vaping is really any better for you AND share a hearty laugh over shouting slurs at the youth of America.*******++++++++*******++++++++*******You can find Krystyna Hutchinson @KrystynaHutch, buy her book "FUCKED", listen to Guys We Fucked (the antislutshaming podcast) and catch her on tour at sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Car Seat Headrest - "Stop Smoking (We Love You)Follow all the Jammerz jamz on spotify:"Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

CESSATION SUCKS (Quitting Smoking w/ Krystyna Hutchinson)

2018-04-0401:07:12

M.M. Fellatio
The girls are off the rails outta the gate this week; could it be due to sleep deprivation OR, are they obsessing over butter coffee in an effort to avoid announcing what just might be their most difficult selfish help challenge to date?! Before getting down to business, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) dive into some serious ‘detectiving’ which leads them to uncover the sinister motives of Wendi’s roommate, Stephen (@thepenta) admits to committing heinous acts of violence THEN, the girls conceive yet another hit film! A movie for the kiddos, their latest brilliant idea is an animated historical fiction featuring a non-verbal autistic mouse as the hero. PLUS, the coolest way to murder someone, an update on the lesser known #meecetoo movement and I guess these trashbag women are gonna quit smoking or whatever.***COME SEE US LIVE***NYCSaturday, March 31st730pmGLAMOURPUSSZinc Bar82 W 3rd Sttix: glamourpuss30.brownpapertickets.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is the great Jay Retard - "It's So Easy"Follow all the Jammerz jamz on spotify:"Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

M.M. Fellatio

2018-03-2801:04:12

My Dad's A Real Piece Of Shit
Buckle up Jammerz. The crew gets intense outta the gate. Well, first the girls bitch about that lying bitch Lisa Frank and lament over the nonexistence of glitter-shitting rainbow unicorns BUT they get serious right after that. Kinda. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) opens up about the hyper strained relationship with her Father, Wendi (@wendibird82) shares a sexy story about getting her head slammed into a car window and Stephen (@thepenta) gets to live out his NPR fantasy of moderating a discussion between two cool bitches having a (and I quote) “real ass” conversation.THEN, how to tell if YOU are in a toxic relationship!! The Jammerz have a red flag checklist that includes subversive abuse tactics like:1. Choking a bitch!2. Hitting themselves on the head!3. Pushing a dog in a sticker covered stroller!PLUS, actual helpful advice on getting out of a shitty situation AND the inside scoop on how to give yourself a serious medical condition by consuming a product with the same name!Abuse Hotline:www.thehotline.org***COME SEE OUR ASSES LIVE BABY***NYC!!!GlamourpussSaturday, March 31st730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd StGlamourpuss30.brownpapertickets.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Cayetana - "Hot Dad Calendar"Follow all the Jammerz music on spotify:"Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

My Dad's A Real Piece Of Shit

2018-03-2101:10:01

Get Erections, Don't Cum (w/ Author Ross Asdourian)
After (definitely not) mastering the art of the foreign language, the Jammerz bring in a real, live guest! With a real, live book to promote! Ross Asdourian (@ross_do), author of 'Broken Bananah', shares his inspirational journey of recovery, self-discovery and healing after breaking his mother f*cking (or at least, mother ‘admiring’) DICK. Wendi (@wendibird82) is extra fired up this episode because she lost Uber privileges for the time being and had to take the M train like some kind of broke-ass podcaster, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) has an unexpectedly emotional reaction to the prospect of a future where construction workers aren’t yelling about her sweet tits, and Stephen (@thepenta) regales the group with a tale of sober clumsiness that almost put his ass in the hospital. AND tips on how to properly accessorize your catheter bag for a wedding, how to tell the difference between ball pubes and troll beard hair PLUS flirty ways to plan a murder in one of the most popular romance languages!!*******++++++++*******++++++++*******FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Cameo - "ATTACK ME WITH YOUR LOVE"!!! If you don't walk around with Cameo in your headphones... WHY ARE YOU FORSAKING EVERYTHING???Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Get Erections, Don't Cum (w/ Author Ross Asdourian)

2018-03-1401:11:05

Poor Duck, Rich Apples (the Language Jamsesh)
?Fueron estos tres idiotas capaces de aprender un nuevo idioma en una semana? In this week’s jamsesh, the trio breaks down exactly how they attempted to add some culture to their lives by learning a new language y es muy feo. Wendi (@wendibird82) has the clear advantage after a week of communicating with her roommate using an intricate system of spanish and bodily functions. Stephen (@thepenta) discovers his inner Trump supporter when he realizes he would rather shoot of Walmart guns than learn how to make fun of animals in a foreign tongue. Meanwhile, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) is being haunted by a virtual zombie and still hasn’t found out what’s going on with her pussy!!! They also dig into the pros and cons of traveling alone as a woman, publicly apologize to an enraged listener AND debut a new segment where they read shit that fellow Jammerz email them in confidence!! PLUS fun, sexy ways to communicate with your loved ones using just your fecal matter!!!*******++++++++*******++++++++*******FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jams are classic J Dilla - "Workinonit" and Bully "Feel the Same"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Poor Duck, Rich Apples (the Language Jamsesh)

2018-03-0700:57:36

Call Me Cúlo (The Language Challenge)
After 2 weeks of back-to-back manic jamseshes, the Jammerz are back in full swing with an ACTUAL challenge. Loosen your mouth muscles and get ready to join these 3 idiots on a decidedly less than epic adventure to eavesdrop on their acquaintances and coworkers when they… LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE!!The trio doles out some legit app recommendations before Wendi (@wendibird82) spills her top-shelf secret for fluency in ANY foreign tongue, while Stephen (@thepenta) waxes poetic about his ideal, terminally ill New York existence. BUT, can they be able to stay on task for an entire week?!? Will one week of cramming even be enough for the crew to fully comprehend exactly what the f*ck is so mesmerizing about Megan’s (@handsomepartbutt) apron covered crotch?!?*******++++++++*******++++++++*******FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Sensato "Cúlo Cabrón" ... because I will probably never fully grasp spanish hip hop lyrics... but I know that shit is filthy.Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Call Me Cúlo (The Language Challenge)

2018-02-2801:06:40

Ammoniated Cat Piss For Your Brain
Why do people like drugs so much? How do cats always know exactly where to aim their assholes for maximum annoyance? Are all of our personality defects caused by souls of angry, dead aliens?!? In this L.A. jamsesh, the trio attempts to address these questions, catch up fan emails and bring you the dramatic details of Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Stephen’s (@thepenta) romantic Vday hike, but they are quickly derailed by Wendi’s (@wendibird82) life partner AND laying out plans to solve the drug and homelessness epidemic in Maui! Well, kinda. They mostly talk (yell?) about taking away everybody’s free will, trading in crack pipes for crochet needles PLUS #hot tips on how YOU can de-stress by implementing ritualistic sacrifice into your daily routine!!!*******++++++++*******++++++++*******SEE US LIVE BABYNYC!!gLaMoUrPusSw/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna HutchinsonSat Feb 24th 730pm@ Zinc Barglamourpuss29.brownpapetickets.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Swain "Hold My Head"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Ammoniated Cat Piss For Your Brain

2018-02-2101:10:26

Meat That Matters (Valetines Day Jamsesh)
Have the Jammerz become to big for their britches?!? These jerks come outta the gate denouncing their fans in exchange for (potential) corporate sponsorship and immediately get to task off seamlessly weaving advertisements into this Valentine’s Day Jamsesh. In between plugs for deadly weapons, trash and epic cheerleader dramedy films, Wendi (@wendibird82) puts one lucky (?) listener in an Uber to a surprise location, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) uncovers a deep-seeded sexual kink and Stephen (@thepenta) faces the horrific reality of his impending Hawaiian vacation. The trio also gives tips about the best drugs to do while listening to John Denver, the most effective orgasm-inducing exercise machines PLUS, helpful advice about dealing with a spontaneously combustible pussy! THEN, the girls brainstorm even MORE genius, billion-dollar additions to the Jammerz empire that will keep you fit, fucked and feeling seXXXy every time you slip into your undies. Love! Fucking! Cat Dicks! This Vday jamesh has everything you never wanted... except maybe the cat dicks.*******++++++++*******++++++++*******SEE US LIVE BABYNYC!!gLaMoUrPusSw/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna HutchinsonSat Feb 24th 730pm@ Zinc Barglamourpuss29.brownpapetickets.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is the Zombies (who... let's face it wrote the best love songs if you live in a Wes Anderson world) "Ain't Nobody Gonna Love You"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Meat That Matters (Valetines Day Jamsesh)

2018-02-1401:00:12

Skateboarding Off The Grid (Investing W: Paco McCauley)
Now that the Jammerz have a handle on living within their means, they are ready to invest and get rich!!! But how does one fail upwards to become a bazillionaire? These three idiots have no idea, so have called their friend Paco McCauley (@pacomccauley) to teach them them they ways of the one percent. The girls are exceptionally delirious after a day of moving and visiting their parents in hospitals, so Stephen (@thepenta) takes on the role of pretending to understand bitcoin and blockchain while Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gets distracted by Wendi’s wayward hair and Wendi (@wendibird82) is increasingly distracted by her volatile, father figure-loving pussy. SPOILER ALERT: This episode of Jammerz may contain actual helpful advice BUT, they also breakdown the difference between bodegas and mutual funds and Mormonism vs. Scientology. Get out your notebooks and join the trio on their quest to live off interest and indulge in the finest of sandwiches from the comfort their cash-stuffed couches.*******++++++++*******++++++++*******SEE US LIVE BABYPHILADELPHIA!!!Friday Feb 9thWendi Starling headlines Philly Comedy Club 7 & 9pmtix:www.phillycomedyclub.com/events/wendi…09-18-0700pmNYC!!gLaMoUrPusSw/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna HutchinsonSat Feb 24th 730pm@ Zinc Barglamourpuss29.brownpapetickets.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is a deep 90's cut - DAISY CHAINSAW - "LOVE YOUR MONEY"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Skateboarding Off The Grid (Investing W: Paco McCauley)

2018-02-0701:05:54

Paper Towel Casserole
After straight up crushing their last challenge of playing a game (eye roll emoji times a thousand), the Jammerz attempt to save a little cash to invest in the unlikely event that they do not become billionaires from their brilliant board game idea. Stephen (@thepenta) was able to save upwards of $130 by cutting out food delivery and (gasp) venturing out to a grocery store, while Megan (@handsomepatybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) resorted to more streetwise tactics like eating expired food, cleaning supplies and (double gasp) NOT buying booze or drugs!! The trio also gives surprisingly helpful tips on how YOU can trim your budget by indulging in hot sauce, taking care of your outer pussy or simply ceasing to exist! PLUS, they reveal a genius plan to keep the government from getting their grimy hands on your future earnings.*******++++++++*******++++++++*******This episode is brought to you by the sweet sweet H8 of Jordan's JAMALAM!!! Support the podcast by picking up a JAMALAM on JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comSEE US LIVE BABYPHILADELPHIA!!!Friday Feb 9thWendi Starling headlines Philly Comedy Club 7 & 9pmtix:https://www.phillycomedyclub.com/events/wendi-starling-fuse-tv-ft-maddy-smith-02-09-18-0700pmNYC!!gLaMoUrPusSw/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna HutchinsonSat Feb 24th 730pm@ Zinc Barglamourpuss29.brownpapetickets.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is Killing Joke - "MONEY IS NOT OUR GOD" ... because OF COURSE IT IS.Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Paper Towel Casserole

2018-01-3101:05:50

Secret Homeless (Games Jamsesh!)
The Jammerz spent a week board gaming like a bunch of nerds andStephen (@thepenta) is especially cocky because it’s one of the first challenges he successfully completed! After bragging about his mastery of Patchwork and attempting to justify his fashion 'hat chances', he puts a listener on blast and aggressively demands a Jamalamz. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) responsibly invites her adult friends over for a night of halloween hummus served in the finest ceramic sunglasses and played a game that is for sure a subversive tool of London’s transportation department, while Wendi (@wendibird82) interprets the challenge as an excuse to get fucked up in a hotel room and play Jenga with degenerates. PLUS, the trio brainstorms in an effort to create a realistic game of ‘Life’ where abortions are handed out and the winner has the least amount of fun! THEN, the girls discover they may be psychically connected through a system of magnets and hidden cameras, and Stephen digs deep to find out exactly what would make him happy. PLUS, how can you find fun ways to implement the word ‘Jenga’ into your daily life? Who would you call in the case of excruciating diarrhea?? Can YOU decipher between a homeless person and Jammer that just needs a shower?!?*******++++++++*******++++++++*******You can support JAMMERZ and coax (read: bribe) Stephen to crush more sweet Jamseshes by picking up a JAMALAM shoutout on JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is The Garden- "All Smiles Over Here :)"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Secret Homeless (Games Jamsesh!)

2018-01-2401:06:22

ROOFIES: THE GAME(w/ David Piccolomini)
In an effort to become gamers, the Jammerz are starting with the basics: board games baby!! This week, the trio is joined by comedian, podcaster extraordinaire and 'Grade A' nerd, DAVID PICCOLOMINI!! David (@piccolomeany), a former Goblin King, schools the Jammerz on larping, competitive quilting, the OG Monopoly rules and fun ways to introduce the possibility of anal into literally every game you ever play! They also learn which games are best to play with your racist family, whether or not blind people are any good at scrabble, and address the age-old question: Why the fuck is there so much math in something that is supposed to be fun?!? THEN, in an unexpected turn, Stephen (@thepenta) bums everybody out by admitting he’s a fedora guy. Thankfully, David (Knight of Gelaware), is there to rally spirits with the upbeat tale of his father’s crippling addiction!! Finally, after showcasing the top 8 games people (nerds) use to get laid, they actually play one! Can the Jammerz complete their first on-air, group challenge OR will Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) completely derail the game by playing house instead of attacking monsters?!? PLUS, would anyone besides these monsters play a queef-based party game? What exactly is the ‘macro’ version of pinball?? AND, how to tell if the werewolf in your life is on drugs.*******++++++++*******++++++++*******Come see us LIVE!!!***NYC***GlAmOuRpUsS (Hosted by Wendi Starling & Krystyna Hutchinson)Friday January 19th at 7:30Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYCglamourpuss27.brownpapertickets.comSupport the podcast by picking up a JAMALAM on JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is Mutoid Man- "Melt Your Mind"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

ROOFIES: THE GAME(w/ David Piccolomini)

2018-01-1701:13:29

My Grandmother's Tongue
After barely surviving the holidays and Bomb Cyclone, the Jammerz are back baby! They’re violently hungover and rocking adult diapers but god dammit they showed up to break down exactly how they dismantled and devoured their poor, defenseless meals. First, in his never-ending quest to prove his punk, Stephen (@thepenta) goes above and beyond by draping himself in bearskin and blood before venturing out into the dog eat dog world of the local grocery store. Then, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) murders an entire family of crustaceans, captures the whole thing on video AND inadvertently creates the the first pair of high-fashion survival jewelry! Finally, with little to no cooking resources available, Wendi (@wendibird82) cons someone into taking her out to a fancy restaurant and orders the chef to bring her face-to-deep fried face with her main course.PLUS, are people stealing your bank information every time you pick up your phone? What exactly did Stephen’s family put him through that made him ‘Pennsylvania as fuck’? Can Megan and Wendi make it through the entire episode without vomiting or shitting all over themselves?? Most importantly, will Jack ever listen to the show again, or will this be the episode that pushes him off the ledge???*******++++++++*******++++++++*******Come see us LIVE!!!***NYC***GlAmOuRpUsS (Hosted by Wendi Starling & Krystyna Hutchinson)Friday January 19th at 7:30Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYCglamourpuss27.brownpapertickets.comIf you enjoyed Jack's JAMALAM support the podcast and get your own at JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode ripping Jam is Odonis Odonis- "Nasty Boy"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

My Grandmother's Tongue

2018-01-1001:05:43

Hogs & Whores
New year, new selfish-help adventures! This week, Megan (@hamsomepartybutt) journeys to Kansas City and drinks whiskey in an abandoned brothel with their guest, badass butcher Sarah Brieby (@queenofthebottoms). Sarah spills secrets of the secret lady butcher group, gushes about her love of skinning rabbits and poetically describes the grossest thing she ever did for ten bucks. Inspired by their new surroundings, Wendi (@wendibird82) comes up with a billion dollar business idea that will bring locals the finest cuts of meat and pu$$y. Then, the girls discover a new and exciting way to annoy Stephen (@thepenta) by simply recording in an echo chamber filled with the ghosts of blow jobs passed. The jammerz have a special (and silent) second guest… Megan’s boyfriend Preston! He quietly drinks whiskey the whole episode. In a dark corner. I’m not sure which is creepier, the ghosts of the whores, the delicious murdered animals downstairs, or the presence of an angry man! PLUS, is it more compassionate to murder and eat an animal that lived a hard life, or one that had a family? Who in the hell are ‘Boogans’, and could they be putting Sarah’s life in danger? Will Megan survive the whiskey and meat binge?? Can Wendi think of enough cow puns to overcome the shock of learning the slang term “Hank Jr.”?!? Most importantly, how will Stephen ever edit this into a coherent episode?!?!*******++++++++*******++++++++*******Don't waste your hard earned bucks on back alley Hank Jr's! Help reimburse Megan & Prestons' Travel Fund by getting your Jamalamz Shoutouts at JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's screaming is Cannibal Corpse "Hammer Smashed Face" and the end of episode jam is an oldie but a goodie: Cibo Matto "Beef Jerky"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Hogs & Whores

2018-01-0301:01:22

Jammerz Holidaze
The Jammerz got super busy (drunk) this holiday season and had to record a non-ep while Megan (@handsomepartybutt) was stuck in travel hell. It’s 11 minutes long, but don’t worry, through the magic of technology, Megan still manages to talk shit to Stephen (@thepenta) and Wendi (@wendibird82) reminds you that no matter what you’re doing for the holidays, we are all living in a simulation so everything is cool! And merry! And happy! Or whatever the hell you’re supposed to say!!!

Jammerz Holidaze

2017-12-2700:13:17

Life Is Screaming! (the anti-social media jamsesh)
What exactly is Jammerz? Like, what is the show’s ‘mission statement’? Is any of this shit actually helpful or is every episode just ANOTHER excuse for Megan and Wendi to fuck around??? This week, the trio is forced to explain the half-baked mission of this podcast because of a hypercritical email from ‘Thomas’, a new listener that happens to be banging Wendi. Before dissecting what shall be referred to as ‘THE EMAIL’, the Jammerz recap their week on a phone diet and a follow-up on Wendi’s recently condemned apartment. PLUS, Stephen (@thepenta) brags about his negative STD test results and dangling from skyscrapers THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) present a dramatic popcorn reading of the lengthy, most man-splaning email ever written. But… does he actually have good advice? Can the gang benefit from his suggestion to start microdosing while taking a cold morning shower?? After defending the efficacy and entertainment value (it’s a fucking COMEDY podcast, bro) of the show, they leave you with only one lingering question… where in the world did Megan and Wendi get their best friendship toilet?!?*******++++++++*******++++++++*******Support the screaming in your life!!! Get your Jamalamz Shoutouts at JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode (screaming)Jam is Gouge Away "Wildflowers"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" https://goo.gl/w27Q9x

Life Is Screaming! (the anti-social media jamsesh)

2017-12-2001:16:02

The Arc Of Your Hair (with almost hair stylist Tali)
Now that the Jammerz are forming a gang, they need badass haircuts to go with their new, tough alter egos so they brought in guest TALI, a newbie hairstylist, to teach them how to cut the shit out of their luscious locks. The trio is shockingly on topic UNTIL Megan (@handsomepartybutt) finally discovers Stephen’s (@thepenta) true identity AND the reason he not only does this show, but aggressively avoids talking about his age. They also debate whether or not Billy Crystal is a goblin and give out hot tips about how to discreetly package your feces to ensure you get an Uber pool to yourself! Then, Wendi (@wendibird82) threatens the guest just before handing her a pair of rusty scissors and demanding bangs. PLUS was Megan’s phone listening to her while she was having an underwear party with her boyfriend?Will Stephen have the guts to live out his fantasy of getting a haircut in the foxhole of a war zone?? Do Megan and Wendi accidentally give meaningful and, dare I say it, HELPFUL advice?!?*******++++++++*******++++++++*******SUPPORT THE PussyFartGang (& Jammerz)!!! Get your Jamalamz Shoutouts at JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is The Vaselines "Sex With An X"

The Arc Of Your Hair (with almost hair stylist Tali)

2017-12-1301:03:34

Pussy Fart Gang
After an entire week of sketching self-portraits, these idiots are EXTRA self obsessed; specifically with their noses, curly hairs and stupid pancake heads. Were they able to discover and unleash hidden artistic genius OR are their scribblings more likely to land them in a prison or psych ward than even the shittiest of galleries?? THEN Stephen (@thepenta) complains about his thoughtful (and terrifyingly appropriate) birthday gifts, PLUS Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come up with a brilliant scheme to not only celebrate but utilize farts of the lady persuasion for warfare!!! Or maybe just to sucker people into watching them eat sandwiches…*******++++++++*******++++++++*******SUPPORT THE PussyFartGang!!! Get your Jamalamz Shoutouts at JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is ESG "DANCE"

Pussy Fart Gang

2017-12-0601:06:28

Sleepy Lil' Bitch! (Painting w/ Alanna Vanacore)
The Jammerz are back with another LISTENER INSPIRED EPISODE!!! Australian Jammer, Sarah, challenged the trio to selfishly express themselves through the art of… ART! Specifically drawing, painting AND vomiting colored milk onto a blank canvas. To help guide them through this sketchy, new territory, the gang calls on dear friend and obnoxiously talented artist, Alanna Vanacore (@alannavana)! While searching for inspiration, they each dig up painful memories; Stephen’s (@thepenta) abusive teachers, Megan’s (@handsomepartybutt) narcissistic lover and Wendi’s (@wendibird82) knock off welfare barbie dolls. Alanna attempts to encourage them to allow the art to flow through them, but have they unleashed new inner beasts? Can their friendships survive horrifically offensive interpretations of each others’ faces?? Is their guest using mermaid witchcraft to create her masterpieces?!? Can Stephen’s jizz really jack up the resale value of used flowers?!?For all of Alanna's obnoxiously talented paintings etc. (including sales & commissions): http://alannavanacore.com*******++++++++*******++++++++*******Come see us LIVE!!!***NYC***GlAmOuRpUsSSaturday, Dec 2nd at 730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYCglamourpuss27.brownpapertickets.comWanna support the show? Get your Jamalamz Shoutouts at JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaMusic JAMMZ! All painting music isThree 6 Mafia because of course it is. End of episode jam is Dai Burger "New Everything"

Sleepy Lil' Bitch! (Painting w/ Alanna Vanacore)

2017-11-2901:02:37

BABES! In Toeland. A Jammerz Holiday Extravaganza
Happy Jammzgiving!!! The holiday season is upon us and the gang is here to prepare you for the onslaught of forced holiday hangs with last-minute gift giving tips, sexy new ways to get healthy, immune-boosting probiotics PLUS they reiterate the benefits of NOT committing suicide. Stephen (@thepenta) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) bond over fuzzy childhood memories of shit- throwing punk rockers and Faces of Death while Wendi (@wendibird82)furiously googles said topics for masturbation purposes. THEN, while attempting to convert Stephen to team holiday cheer, the girls come up with yet ANOTHER genius movie franchise idea!! AND, in breaking news, Megan is having a sentient baby eater implanted in her uterus! But will her boyfriend’s monster cock destroy the newest tenant?! Can Wendi successfully annoy her family MORE by staying alive and away?? Is gifting your significant others’ family members with giant dildos a good idea or THE GREATEST IDEA EVER?!?*******++++++++*******++++++++*******Wanna support the show? Get your Jamalamz at JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaCome see us LIVE!!!***NYC***GlAmOuRpUsSSaturday, Dec 2nd at 730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYCglamourpuss27.brownpapertickets.com

BABES! In Toeland. A Jammerz Holiday Extravaganza

2017-11-2201:10:31

BE YOUR OWN MICKEY (w/ Community {service} Expert Petey DeAbreu)
Sometimes in life you plan for things to go one way and then they kinda, sorta totally change. Like, say you start a podcast episode thinking it’s going to be centered around being selflessly volunteering in your community but INSTEAD you become inspired to start committing mail fraud. Wait. Actually that perfectly describes this week episode. But fear not! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) Stephen (@thepenta) and Wendi (@wendiburd82) take a cue from their guest, the ferociously funny Petey DeAbreu (@pdeezjokes), and improvise to bring you one of the most inspiring episodes of Jammerz to date! Marvel at Petey’s journey from a broke kid in the Bronx, to a wealthy hustler flashing his new rims all over South Beach during a hurricane, to the humble, idealistic community-serving comedian he is today. It’s a hilariously heartfelt discussion about keeping your chin up and your face smiling when life seems to be fucking with you everytime you turn around.Follow Petey: @pdeezjokes and check out his podcast Hope of the Hood on iTunes: https://goo.gl/Er12JL*******++++++++*******++++++++*******Wanna support the show? Get your Jamalamz at JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaCome see us LIVE!!!***NYC***GlAmOuRpUsSSaturday, Dec 2nd at 730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYCglamourpuss27.brownpapertickets.comMusic this week is Pete Rock "The Boss" at the top and American Football "My Instincts Are The Enemy" wrapping things up... because we're the kind of podcast that can start Pete Rock and end Polyvinyl Records in the same episode.

BE YOUR OWN MICKEY (w/ Community {service} Expert Petey DeAbreu)

2017-11-1501:26:29

Eat All Of My Dicks (Next Gen STD testing with BIEM App founder Bryan Stacy)
Pull out your junk and join the Jammerz as they drop-trou and expose themselves to cancer surviving one-ball wonder, sexual health advocate AND Biem founder Bryan Stacy (@talkingnut)!! Get the low down on everything from the protein content of your genitals to the latest in juicing trends PLUS the girls reveal the one thing consistently dries up their lady parts. Stephen (@thepenta) geeks out over his love of condoms, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) reminisces about her wild, needle-filled youth and Wendi (@wendibird82) confuses literally everything for a pickle. They also breakdown sex party etiquette, the best way to bring up your herpes AND weigh the pros and cons of a more lightweight, porous condom! Will our Jammerz prevail triumphant (and negative) OR will they be shunned into a life of practicing naked tai chi in the woods?!?If you're in New York City the BIEM app is live and you can try it yourself for a reduced $10 initial consultation (Normally $45) USE CODE: "PICKLEJUICE"For more info: http://biemteam.comFollow Biem: @biemteamFollow Bryan: @talkingnutOr follow us at @jammerzpod.com and hit us up for LITERALLY ANYTHING (while also supporting the podcast) with a Jamalam!You can always email us: jammerzpod@gmail.comand the end of episode ripping jam this week is METZ "Cellophane"

Eat All Of My Dicks (Next Gen STD testing with BIEM App founder Bryan Stacy)

2017-11-0801:08:18

Anklefish Joke Bender (Getting Fit Jamsesh)
In the heavily anticipated follow up Jamsesh to the (geriatric) action-packed “I Brought Doughnuts”, the trio breaks down the details of their individual attempts to take their fitness to the NEXT. LEVEL. DAWG. Stephen (@thepenta) gets discouraged when, after just a few intense skipping sessions, he is not performing at the level of an Olympic athlete THEN justifies his lack of follow through on a fucking bender!!! ALSO, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) hit an obstacle in Crossfit when her quad muscle locked up mid exercise! Not that she’ll need to worry about the gym after her colonoscopy fast and laxative binge. Yes. You read that right. It’s long been a mystery as to why Megan, a young, healthy’ish woman has a sporadically bleeding anus and locking muscles UNTIL the Jammerz uncover clues that may trace every one of her physical ailments to an old, cum-soaked ankle injury!!PLUS did Wendi (@wendibird82) verbally assault a massage therapist OR was it just a misguided attempt to save the environment by way of her glorious asshole?!?*******++++++++*******++++++++*******Wanna support the show? Get your Jamalamz at JAMMERZPOD.COMInstagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comEnd of episode Jam is Mclusky: To Hell with Good Intentions

Anklefish Joke Bender (Getting Fit Jamsesh)

2017-11-0100:55:43

The Hallowqueen of Januscary
Who's ready to get spooooooooky?! It's Halloween and ya know what that means! Break out that traditional Halloween hummus and turn down the lights because we're ready to scare the shit out of ourselves. For fun! Listen as Stephen (@thepenta) regales us with spooooooky real life tale of ghosts and ghouls. Or maybe they're just tales of an unattended minor enjoying the foggy countryside and a frustrated Native American casino employee trying to get his rocks off? Naw. For sure ghosts. And finally, after 27 episodes Megan (@handsomepartybutt) is into puns! Exclusively Halloween puns, but it's a f*cking start. PLUS Wendi (@wendibird82) uncovers the terrifying reason haunted theme parks push those grotesquely oversized turkey legs! Wait. Shhhhh... Did you hear that?? What's that behind you?!? Oh, wait. It’s probably just some dust or the shadow of a jacket on a coat rack or something. Nevermind. You're cool... OR ARE YOU?!?!*******++++++++*******++++++++*******JAMMERZPOD.COMInstagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail: jammerzpod@gmail.comMusic at the top is The Soft Moon - Black, and Misfits at the end because, of course.

The Hallowqueen of Januscary

2017-10-2501:00:20

I Brought Doughnuts (Getting Fit W Mara Marek)
This week, the trio get their asses kicked into gear by comedian and fitness professional Mara Marek!! After calling out famous dudes she banged and hatching a scheme to get her nudes leaked, Mara (@maramarek) dives head first into assessing the Jammerz’ individual fitness levels. SPOILER ALERT: One of these aspiring athletes gets an applause break just for sitting.This master course in Personal Trainer passive aggression covers foam-rolling techniques, the importance of visualizing success and HOT TIPS for keeping your nipples camera-ready when you’re on the go!! They ALSO dole out easy-to-follow at home exercises, find out how a shoulder injury could affect your ability to properly execute a ‘legbutt’ AND all four are emotionally traumatized by a 3-letter word.Will they be able to exercise in moderation, or will Megan (@handsomepartybutt) crossfit herself to death? If she survives and becomes Queen of the Big Dawgs, will she stay with her fellow Jammerz OR will she be too busy eating protein to form full sentences?!? Can Stephen (@thepenta) get D’Angelo abs from meditating on them or will he have to do more than cry in his free yoga class and secretly eat donuts?? Which specific exercises does Wendi (@wendibird82) do to keep her tits so dope??*******++++++++*******++++++++*******JAMMERZPOD.COMInstagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail: jammerzpod@gmail.com***See Wendi LIVE in NYC***GlAmOuRpUsS (w/ Krystyna Hutchinson)Saturday, Oct. 26th at 730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYCglamourpuss26.brownpapertickets.comThat ripping exercise-playlist-ready jam at the end of the episode is Downtown Boys - "I'm Enough (I Want More)"

I Brought Doughnuts (Getting Fit W Mara Marek)

2017-10-1801:23:07

WE GOTTA GET A LAWYER
Are you prepared for a home disaster?? Well neither are these idiots so let’s figure it out together! In the very first REVERSE Jammerz, Wendi (@wendibird82) breaks down the week long saga of life without a functioning bathroom and desperately needs advice (and emotional support) from her fellow Jammerz. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) also regales us with a completely fabricated fairytale about a beautiful, brunch-serving princess that worked for an evil emperor who forced his people to wash dishes in toilet water and Stephen (@thepenta) recounts his experience living in aftermath of hurricane Sandy. This episode is chocked full of hot disaster survival tips like how to make chlorine gas, staying friendly with your neighborhood fuck buddies AND making sure your insurance covers molasses floods!! PLUS, will they be able to find an actual lawyer to give a shit or will the trio be forced to hire an extra from Law & Order to figure out if Wendi’s landlord is actually a slumlord OR just trying to seduce her? Are there even grounds for legal prosecution if your lease agreement is nothing more than a tattered pirate flag?!? Plunge head first into this episode and find out the answers to these and even MORE disturbing questions.*******++++++++*******++++++++*******JAMALAMZ, OUR HIT SINGLE QUINOA AND ALL THAT HOT SHIT: JAMMERZPOD.COMInstagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail: jammerzpod@gmail.comThis week's end of episode jam is NYC's own Yucky Duster: "Duster's Lament"

WE GOTTA GET A LAWYER

2017-10-1101:11:12

Human Egg Cream (Jamsesh with our New Friend Natalie)
Since becoming captivating social butterflies, the trio spread their wings and ventured out into the world in an effort to shoulder-roll their way to make a new friend with people and guess what… they actually did it!The Jammerz are proud to introduce you to their new pal, Natalie. These three monsters tricked a lovely young Canadian woman into getting dinner after a Glamourpuss show and THEN lured her into Stephen’s apartment and boy does the friendship blossom from there! They cover all the most important aspects of a budding new relationship: disgusting, old timey desserts, new friend deal-breakers (pro tip: NO NAZIS), along with foolproof techniques to hit on-I mean, start a totally NON-SEXUAL convo with your potential new bud. Wendi (@wendibird82) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) drop a major bombshell when they reveal the real reason they find it so easy to approach people. They’re fucking gargoyles! Then, in a shocking turn of events, the trio discovers that Stephen’s (@thepenta) girlfriend may be inadvertently fueling the far right MRA activists by stealing flowers from random men in the street! Good thing they nailed this making new friends thing because they may have to start over from scratch. Finally, after spending an entire hour with the Jammerz, how will Natalie rate (yes, they force her to rate them; real friendship comes with judgement) the uncouth trio??? Find out what she thinks of them AND see if they can make this new new friendship last.Jamalamz & all your jammerz needs at: Jammerzpod.com

Human Egg Cream (Jamsesh with our New Friend Natalie)

2017-10-0401:21:57

The Violator (being Social with party-starter Desira)
In the first EVER listener prompted selfish-help challenge, the trio enlists the help of professional fun person, DESIRA (@arisedesira) to teach them how to make new friends! Desira gives socialization tips about everything from proper eye contact to a specific shoulders-only dance move that even the most socially uncomfortable person can pull off. Stephen (@thepenta) puts her tips into action right away, but does he take it too far outta the gate? Will he become such a staple of the NYC New Wave scene that he forgets about his fellow Jammerz??Will Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) even notice he’s gone OR, will they be too busy counting their BILLIONS in the belly of a whale after they patent their latest brilliant invention. Yes. You read that right: ‘in the belly of a whale.’ These broads can do whatever, wherever because anywhere they go, one thing is for sure: it’s ALWAYS sexy!!! PLUS, we hear the sensual, possibly illegal details of the night Desira and Wendi met AND Megan gives you her personal recipe for a fun and flirty End-of-Life birthday party! Find your favorite dark corner, get your shoulder joints loose and get ready to socialize baby!Follow Desira on Instagram and get details for all of her upcoming events: @arisedesiraHer next party starts Sunday Oct. 1st (and runs every sunday) 11-4am @ Gateway Bar (172 Broadway) in BooklynIs your email the inspiration for the next JAMMERZ? Hit us up!Jammerzpod.comJammerzpod@gmail.com

The Violator (being Social with party-starter Desira)

2017-09-2701:17:18

A Terrifying, Fucked Up Place (Therapy with almost PHd Serena)
Get ready for a deep dive into the psyches of the Jammerz because this week, the trio is joined by close friend and therapist-in-training, Serena. It gets heavy right outta the gate as they all take shots at psychoanalyzing each other in what feels like an emotionally treacherous game of truth or dare. But they are careful not to reveal too much as they have all been burned by professionals before. We find out that Stephen (@thepenta)was dumped by his therapist because of his self-diagnosis as “too boring” for therapy and was forced to turn to podcast supporters for emotional support AND that Megan (@handsomepartybutt)and Wendi (@wendibird82)were both thrown into a shrink’s office for being run of the mill shitty kids. But fear not! With the help of Serena, they are able to pull it together and dig into deeper questions: Do we always have a choice? Do people really need to be happy? Which is a funnier line: ‘My Dad is an Asshole’ or ‘My Mom has Cancer’?? The ladies also revisit their first big fight which leads them to the discovery that they were both mystical water creatures in a previous life!! That’s fun, right?!? RIGHT?!? Sometimes you gotta break shit apart in order to rebuild and make it stronger which is exactly what the trio discovers in this unapologetically raw episode of Jammerz.If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, get your very JAMALAMZ from the Jamm Shoppe at jammerzpod.comALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!!Our song is available anywhere you can purchase or stream music.Links here (jammerz.bandcamp.com) AND at jammerzpod.com******************Come see us LIVE!!!***NYC***GlAmOuRpUsSSaturday, Sept 23rd at 730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYCglamourpuss25.brownpapertickets.com***Spend your mornings with WENDI on STATIONHEAD***Wendi is the host of ‘Morning Sunshine’ a LIVE-streaming, interactive morning radio show on the brand new app STATIONHEAD! The app is legit not open to the public yet, BUT you beautiful JAMMERZ can get in early by downloading the app (bit.ly/stationhead)and using the code: ‘wendistarling’ to launch your own streaming station THEN tune into wendistarling WEEKDAYS from 9am -11am est and text/talk with Wendi LIVE and see if she can make sentences before she’s had her precious coffee.**Hey everybody! It’s Wendi. Thank you for listening and being so supportive. Please feel free to send me any and all feedback for ‘Morning Sunshine’; it’s in the early stages and I want to work out all the kinks before it launches publicly. Let me know you’re a Jammer and I’ll call you ON-AIR to be my guest co-host! Thanks again for your support. Talk to you soon!! xoxoEnd of song Jam is Grandaddy - "That's What You Get for Gettin' Outta Bed" - *such* a perfect tune, right?

A Terrifying, Fucked Up Place (Therapy with almost PHd Serena)

2017-09-2001:27:28

ORGAN-izer (Organization JAMSESH!)
In the surprisingly terrifying follow up to last week’s ‘Robot Butler’, the girls briefly describe their emotionless process of decluttering their apartments and promptly get to the task of conjuring the insidious motives behind their organizer’s insistence that they remove everything EXCEPT for linens underneath their beds. Stephen (@thepenta) tries his damnedestto redirect the conversation to organization which only makes the ladies suspicious as to the extent of his involvement with the scheme to get those beach chairs out from under Megan’s bed. Being the professionals they are, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) are able to play it cool and recount their experiences with getting rid of clothes, deep cleaning outdoor bathrooms before seamlessly turning this episode into the OFFICIAL** Annabelle: Creation podcast (@annabellecreationpodcast**).But don’t worry, the trio discover some pretty interesting connections to organization. For example, if a demon disguises itself as your dead daughter and you let it move into a super creepy doll, maybe just throw that doll away. Don’t stick it in a dank closet covered in ancient bible pages room like a whore-der, get rid of it! The episode culminates with the discovery of the bone-chilling TRUE identity of the ORGAN-izer AND Mr. Stephen Penta. We don't want to spoil it BUT we do want you to stay safe so... QUICK! Press play and THEN shove as much shit under your bed as possible to keep all the chatty-teeth monster guys away!** Even though we’d totally love to be, this podcast is in no way officially connected with Annabelle: Creation. Warner Bros, please don’t sue us. We couldn’t afford it.Come see us LIVE!!!***PHILADELPHIA***Friday, Sept 15th at 730pmPhilly Comedy Club16 S 2nd St Philadelphia, PA 19106Wendi opens for KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON!(Stephen will be hiding in the back)www.phillycomedyclub.com/events/kryst…cked-podcast***NYC***GlAmOuRpUsSSaturday, Sept 23rd at 730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYCglamourpuss25.brownpapertickets.com***Wake up with Wendi every weekday LIVE on STATIONHEAD!!Wendi is the host of ‘Morning Sunshine’ a LIVE-streaming, interactive morning radio show on the brand new app STATIONHEAD! The app is legit not open to the public yet, BUT you beautiful JAMMERZ can get in early by downloading the app ( bit.ly/stationhead )and using the code: ‘wendistarling’ to launch your own streaming station THEN tune into wendistarling WEEKDAYS from 8am -11am est and text/talk with Wendi LIVE and see if she can make sentences before she’s had her precious coffee.***Hey everybody! It’s Wendi. Thank you for listening and being so supportive. Please feel free to send me any and all feedback for ‘Morning Sunshine’; it’s in the early stages and I want to work out all the kinks before it launches publicly. Thanks again for your help!! xoxoEnd of song JAMZ is Danny Brown - Ain't It Funnyand as always you can always find more (including exclusive JAMALAMZ and our smash hit "Quinoa") at JAMMERZPOD.COM

ORGAN-izer (Organization JAMSESH!)

2017-09-1301:08:10

Robot Butler (with Professional Organizer Amy Neiman)
Get out your notebooks because this episode is JAM-packed with everything you need to know to get your life in order! This week, the trio are joined by Amy Neiman (@amy_neiman), a professional organizer AND the woman that shamed Stephen (@thepenta) into finally getting rid of the garbage he has been collecting for the past 'fill-in-the-blank' years.Amy doles out specific tips for clearing out the unnecessary clutter in your life, talks about the origins of her OCD then schools Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) on the politically correct terminology for a person that engages in hoarding (hint: it’s NOT the name of a popular television show). The interview is going smoothly until Stephen says one word that threatens the entire foundation of the Jammerz. In the midst of listening to Stephen wax poetic about the loss of his beloved chords and gold records, the girls are SICKENED when they find out that someone they trusted (yes, past tense purposely used) threw away A WORKING FUCKING ROBOT!!!We also unearth the dark, sticky history of Stephen’s attic, discover Wendi’s earliest childhood trauma AND reveal the shockingly terrifying reason Megan can never store beach chairs underneath her bed. But does anything even matter when you don’t have the mechanical star of a 2001 Skater-Pop-Punk music video serving you whiskey and cheese while you play with your Miss Piggy Paper Doll???If you're in need of a professional organizer, you can learn more about Amy and her company, A Simplified Life: amyneiman.comBuy yourself some JAMALAMZ or check out our hit single "Quinoa" w/ Sarah Dooley at JAMMERZPOD.COM!!or get your fix of robot nostalgia: https://goo.gl/c4kwbz

Robot Butler (with Professional Organizer Amy Neiman)

2017-09-0601:15:06

Vacation Hangover
Ever wonder what rockstar super celeb podcasters do to relax? Wonder no more because this week, we get into the dirty details of Megan’s desert vacation and the salacious specifics of Stephen and Wendi’s lakelife getaway. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) started her getaway with a surprisingly delightful visit to the DMV and the local Walmart. While Stephen (@thepenta) and Wendi (@Wendibird82) kicked off their weekend with panic attacks while surrounded with bags of gourmet cheeses AND a serendipitous Walmart trip.Miraculously, all three of the Jammerz resisted the temptation to indulge in the genetically engineered Oreo flavors offered by the superstore overlord AND the trio addresses the BIG issues like: how to cum (with or without a partner) during a group vacation, appropriate bathroom etiquette AND the most responsible way to do drugs. Will Megan ever settle on a place to live and raise a family OR will she end up living between 7 different cities? Can Stephen tell time from the position of the sun? Is Wendi ever going to overcome her weird urine addiction? Did Megan trip balls bro? And where in the FUCK can a girl find a chafing stick?!? Get the answers to these questions and more in this week's Jamsesh #VacationHangoverIf you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show (and show your support for Jammerz!), get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!!Our song is available anywhere you can purchase music or follow the links on Jammerzpod.comCome see us LIVE!!!MIAMI, FL**Wendi Starling Headlines**Tuesday, September 12th at 8pmRicky’s South Beach1222 16th St, Miami BeachBOCA RATON, FL**Wendi Starling Headlines**Thursday, September 14th at 7pmFarmer's Tablewww.eventbrite.com/e/wendi-starlin…ets-37427542788PENSACOLA, FL**Wendi Starling Headlines**Friday, September 15th at 8pmBack Porch Comedy at CHIZUKO506 West Belmont StreetPensacola, FL***NYC***GlAmOuRpUsSSaturday, Sept 23rd at 730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYCglamourpuss25.brownpapertickets.comEnd of episode jam is the eternal vacation tune: Washed Out "It All Feels Right."Did you know you can find most of the music from JAMMERZ on Spotify at JAMMERZ: The Selfish-Help Playlist ... Really... It's a thing:https://goo.gl/GKEQBd

Vacation Hangover

2017-08-3001:13:00

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58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns

58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns

Megan Rice, Wendi Starling & Stephen Penta