This week’s question: Why’s Halloween such a big deal?

This week’s quote: “I was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which may have led to my lifelong love of unwieldy costumes.”

SOLO PODCAST TIME! I talk real fast and get real frustrated. Listen in for the one key item missing from this year’s Halloween costume (hint: it’s a fishing vest), couples costume ideas, a spontaneous commercial for razors, and the very professional-sounding theme song for the hit fictional show “Everything is Raymond!”

Everything is Raymond


by Patrick World

Well everything is Raymond


Raymond’s everyone you meet


He could be in a Cadillac


Or sleeping in the street

Cuz everything is Raymond


He’s your husband, he’s your wife


He’s the patriarchal paradigm


That wrecks your so-called life

Well everything is Raymond


Raymond’s everything that be


Cuz everything is Raymond even me…

That’s cuz everything’s Raymond, Raymond!


That’s cuz everything’s Raymond, Raymond!