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63: SisterMom Methcast

63: SisterMom Methcast

Update: 2018-06-27
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Just a week into ‘The Whole 30 Challenge’, the Jammerz are back with recipes, meal prep ideas and a detailed description of the many fine cheese enjoyed by kids in cages! THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) takes you for a walk down memory lane when she plays one of her favorite childhood commercials and Wendi (@wendibird82) accuses Stephen’s (@thepenta) mom of sexual assault. PLUS, sassy new ways to cry out of your ass AND the heartwarming tale of love kindled by a rogue belly boll weevil.



If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com



COME SEE US LIVE



NYC!!!

gLaMoUrPuSs

Saturday, June 30th

730pm

Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St

glamourpuss33.brownpapertickets.com



Megan Rice

Instagram: @handsomepartybutt

BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop



Wendi Starling

Twitter: @wendistarling

Instagram: @wendibird82



Stephen Penta

Twitter: @thepenta

Instagram: @thepenta



This weeks' end of episode is Rico Nasty "RAGE" ... Crank it, and find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x



All the official Jammerz theme music by the good people at hyperballadmusic.com

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89: Bologna Festival
It’s a New Year and the Jammerz are back with fresh, new, questionable advice on everything from drunk driving to dealing with anxiety and depression! PLUS, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) lay out the compound’s Queso Hot Springs dress code and contemplate renaming the show after Stephen’s (@thepenta) hometown tubed meat celebration. Join them in kicking off 2019 by making the universe your big, gross bitch.If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!!  **Wendi’s Birthday Show** Friday, January 4th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss36.brownpapertickets.com *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jam is Idles "Television"  Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x Jammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

89: Bologna Festival

2019-01-0200:57:14

88: Testosteroni Treats
Megan (@handsomepartybutt) weighs the pros and cons of suing a former employer after getting fired for the very first time, Wendi (@wendibird82) flashes back to a walk-in cooler assault, and Stephen (@thepenta) offers tips to help protect your freelancing ass. PLUS, the importance of good work ethic, best weather for daytime drug use, AND the trio finally pops the lid off the pasta-rific source of destructive toxic masculinity.If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.comWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! **Wendi’s Birthday Show** Friday, January 4th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss36.brownpapertickets.com _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com**Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jam is our good friend and fantastic human PROBLEMAS - "WEED SEX TV" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xJammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

88: Testosteroni Treats

2018-12-1900:55:22

86: Bread and Cheese and Trampolines
After a morning of walks and bread-making, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) are fired up and throwing out tips on everything from dental health to the best tea pairing for attempted suicide! THEN, inspired by a fundamentalist Mormon society, they lay out detailed plans for the Jammerz compound, establish a live entertainment barter system, and lock Stephen (@thepenta) into an ungodly arrangement. PLUS, the most common places to get fingered against your will, recipe for a classic Mormon snack AND this week’s challenge: Pay for your Porn!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.comWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! **Wendi’s Birthday Show** Friday, January 4th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss36.brownpapertickets.com _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~*PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com**Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jam is the blistering 90's irony of the O.C. Supertones "Heaven" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xJammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com
85: Three Wines, One Cig
Join the Jammerz as they kick off the holiday season with a double relapse!!Megan (@handsomepartybutt) destroys her newly delicately throat with one cigarette, Wendi (@wendibird82) breaks sobriety at a P.F. Chang’s in West NY, and Stephen (@thepenta) gets a crash course in film history and jokesplaining! PLUS, the girls pour out another genius business plan, assign a Mormon show as Jammerz Homework, THEN almost reveal the home address of their latest Jamalamer!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!!  Saturday, December 1st at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss36.brownpapertickets.com *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jam is Tom Waits "Lord I've Been Changed" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xJammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

85: Three Wines, One Cig

2018-11-2801:02:24

82: Old Buildings Old Pipes

2018-11-0700:56:42

80: Mirror-Self Mepussa (Orgasms w/ Remy Kassimir)
Pull down your pants and pull out your vibrators because the Jammerz are cumming for you hard this week. The trio is joined by Remy Kassimir (@remykassimir), a fabulously funny comedian and host of the podcast “How Cum?” She takes us through her victorious journey of unleashing her first orgasm and squirts out tips, tricks and toys to help you achieve sexual nirvana. THEN, Wendi (@wendibird82) unravels the slithery secret to her multiple orgasms, Stephen (@thepenta) talks equality in giving head AND, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) purchases a pocket pussy percolator! PLUS, childhood jerk-off stories, Jungle-Gyming techniques and benefits of schizophrenia. Let go of the shame, jam a friend’s knee directly into your crotch and release the sexy snakes from within.If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comRemy Kassimir Instagram: @remykassimir How Cum?: http://howcumpodcast.libsyn.com/rss Instagram: @howcumpodcast Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!!  Saturday, Oct 27th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss35.brownpapertickets.com *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jamz is JAPANESE BREAKFAST "Everybody Wants to Love You" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xJammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com
79: Zicam Girlz Go ASMR
This week, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) lay out wardrobe plans for their NYC adventures, call out Stephen (@thepenta) for hiding his secret kids, and spread tips for safe OTC sinus medication withdrawals. Plus, the Jammerz also (kinda) answer listener emails about cheese, lipstick and a special Halloween edition of Nightmare Dreamcast! Then, the girls cough up another genius idea that will have them swimming in pennies once it goes viral. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!!  Saturday, Oct 27th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss35.brownpapertickets.com *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta ***Mon Oct. 22: 'Butt, Stuff?' - A Sex Ed Q&A. Tickets on Lolajean.com This weeks' end of episode Jamz is MELT-BANANA "Candy Gun" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

79: Zicam Girlz Go ASMR

2018-10-1701:01:45

78: Saran Wrapped Snatch (w/ Chef Ashanti Shurat)
This week, the Jammerz welcome burgeoning chef and general badass Ashanti Shurat (@naturallyashanti)!! She serves up hot tips on how to budget for your goals, avoid kitchen rape, AND train yourself to sit the fuck down and shut up. PLUS, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) debuts her new grooming routine, Wendi (@wendibird82) confuses eye contact for love, and Stephen (@thepenta) derives pleasure from an old man’s pain. Roll up your sleeves, wrap up your crotches and prepare to jump into snacktion! If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Ashanti Shurat Instagram: @naturallyashanti @ashantieatsitall Website: belizeaneats.wixsite.com/home Venmo: @ashantishurat Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!!  Saturday, Oct 27th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss35.brownpapertickets.com*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta ***Mon Oct. 22: 'Butt, Stuff?' - A Sex Ed Q&A. Tickets on Lolajean.com***  This weeks' end of episode Jamz is DEVO "Beautiful World" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com
77: Lovers’ Toilet CoasterCast
Fresh off their highly anticipated Knott’s Berry Farm adventure, the ladies are bursting at the seams with excitement, ideas and everything boysenberry! Things get spooky when Megan (@handsomepartybutt) bears witness to her future-self handing out ranch dressing and kitty cat chicken strips, and Wendi (@wendibird82) is violently pushed to the edge of adrenaline intoxication.PLUS, will they ever be able to successfully realize their dreams and their love of communal pooping AND rollercoasters? Can Stephen (@thepenta) get out an entire sentence this episode?? Most importantly, what is a ‘Thicc Ghost’ and how can we hire a bunch of them to work on the Jammerz compound?!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! Saturday, Oct 27th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss35.brownpapertickets.com _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~*PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com**Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jamz is Rubblebucket "Party Like Your Heart Hurts" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com
75: Big Dick Psychic Energy
While waiting to be rushed off to urgent care, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) tends to a freshly broken toe, Stephen’s (@thepenta) shoulder pops out of place and Wendi’s (@wendibird82) discovers a demonic parasite! Have the Jammerz run into a spell of bad luck, or are they under the curse of a psychic witch!?! Probably the former, but it’s Halloween season so they’re trying to be spooooooky. PLUS, they debut a weekly news segment THEN, challenge each other (and YOU) to keep a dream journal! That’s right, document and share the strange things in your brain that will most likely only be meaningful and interesting to you. It’s peak Selfish Help!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!!  Saturday, Sept 29th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss34.brownpapertickets.com *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com** Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jamz is a 90's rave throwback: Moby "FEELING SO REAL" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x All the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

75: Big Dick Psychic Energy

2018-09-1900:59:39

74: Science is Fun and Cool (with Matt Kirshen)
Burnt out from planning their theme park adventures and future careers as the new Elvira, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) take a break to have an informative chat with comedian, writer and science enthusiast, Matt Kirshen (@matt_kirshen)! The Jammerz learn about sex robots, cranial echolocation, and the classic time-machine murder defense. PLUS, they callout racist fruit-haters, get horny for humidity, and Stephen (@thepenta) sparks a lighthearted conversation about pedophilia!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comFollow Matt Kirshen! Instagram: @matt_kirshen Twitter: @mattkirshen Podcast: Probably ScienceMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~* come see this bitch LIVE: gLaMoUrPuSs!! Saturday, Sept 29th at 730pm Zinc Bar, NYC Get tix: glamourpuss34.brownpapertickets.com_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling **submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com**Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jamz is Francis Lai "Vivre Pour Vivre" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

73: Pied Piper Pussies

2018-09-0501:02:52

66: The Sound Of Giving Up (w/ Tyler Mead)
Have the Jammerz selfishly helped themselves into boring old ladies that read and make dog puns? Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) have been swapping liquor for lemonade (with charcoal thankyouverymuch) BUT are still very young, hip and relevant thanks to their helpful millennial pal, Tyler Mead! Tyler (@meadbymead) teaches Megan to unlock the not-so-secret functions on her new fangled phone and she repays his kindness by threatening to transplant one of his body parts onto her face. Plus, Stephen (@thepenta) is reminded that rape can happen even to the friendliest of faces THEN, our vivacious young guest comes dangerously close to losing his freezer snack privileges after tattling on his fun drunk Aunt Wendi for innocently shaking hands with an ‘alleged’ drug dealer.🚨LoS AnGeLeS🚨the first ever #jammerzque is TODAY (if today is Wednesday July 18th) and consummate professionals @handsomepartybutt & @wendibird82 have no real plans other than a sunrise hike and eating canned goods by the pool so let these bitches know if they need to pick you up some beanie weenies! 💥DETAILS: Kicks off with a 6am hike, then we’ll prob do a bunch of dumb shit and eat white trash delicacies all day. Bring whatever food/drinks you want. A list of provided treats will be emailed to attendees sometime Tuesday the 17th.💥TICKET PRICE: Free! Suggested donation of $20 to cover food, drinks and get Megan’s bf a Hotel so he doesn’t go to jail for homicide. You can donate cash money or venmo the girls: (@)megansloanerice & (@)wendistarling 💥WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?? Calm down, narc. It’s at Megan’s place. When you email us (jammerzpod@gmail.com) to make your reservation, we’ll send you the address, find out E-X-A-C-T-L-Y how you like your tuna stuffed jalapeños 🐟🌶 AND make sure you have completed Suzy Kline’s literary classic ‘Horrible Harry and the Green Slime’. DO I HAVE TO SHOW UP AT 6AM??? Nope! It’s gonna be an entire day of fuckery, so message us here when your ass gets up and moving and we’ll let you know where we are.***If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' SUPER JAM is the one and only _RICHARD FUCKING MARX_ "_Hold On To the Night_" with bonus jam _The Rubettes "Sugar Baby Love."_ Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com
64: Going Vertical (Getting Zen with Alex Engelbert)
Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come outta the gate slinging’ sweet summer tips like how to integrate genital shaving into a low carb lifestyle, the proper way to speak into a dickhole, AND debut the new segment ‘Hot Goss!’ They then get into the business of overcoming trauma, finding strength in your vulnerabilities and making peace with yourself in the present with phenomenally fun guest, Alex Engelbert (@Alex_Engelbert)! She goes into details about her yoga sabbatical which triggers Stephen (@thepenta) to reminisce about his favorite tale of female self-discovery and pizza. Alex then accepts the girls’ nomination be the Mayor of Jammerz as she is the ONLY candidate running on the Hufflepuff ticket and championing the largely overlooked problem of lateral movement!! PLUS, can you do yoga and still drink your face off? What haven’t Megan and Wendi done while on drugs?? Most importantly, have the Jammerz broken their own “No Nazi” policy?!?If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jam is Cloud Nothings "Up To The Surface." Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com
61: Jammerz: Miserable Assholes
Ya know how sometimes you get together with pals and the entire night is a laugh riot lovefest and OTHER times you just stare at opposing walls and take turns crying while simply talking about your day? Well this Jamsesh is one of those OTHER times for the Jammerz but gosh dang if they don’t buck the fuck up and find the strength to talk about their magical week AND fun things like uterine lining, topical creams and suicide! THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gives out hot tips for scooping up discount fish and getting high with bugs, Wendi (@wendibird82) attempts to pay a street Shaman in cigarettes and Stephen (@thepenta) uses magic as tool to rob the Jammerz blind one quarter at a time. PLUS, how many coffee makers does one person need? How long can the girls last without their sweet, sweet poison?? More importantly, how long will YOU last listening to these chicks talk about their periods?!?If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comCOME SEE US LIVENYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, June 30th 7:30pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss33.brownpapertickets.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis week's Jamz is the grinding brainfreeze of Death Grips' "Giving Bad People Good Ideas" Follow the Jammerz playlist on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music by the good people at hyperballadmusic.com
60: MAGIC ADDICTS
It’s another edition of ‘Jammerz: After Dark’ and the girls may or may not have been drinking prior to jumping on mic with their very special guest, Magician Andy Still! A regular on Glamourpuss, Andy (@mischievousbastard) is a true NYC magic man, performing everywhere from theaters to Washington Square Park and has come into the studio to teach these idiots (and you) a simple trick to impress drunk people in dark bars. Stephen (@thepenta) revels in the arc of Andy’s journey though a childhood of Magic conventions all the way until magic almost got him sexually assaulted! By a crying woman!! PLUS, does Wendi (wendibird82) know the difference between doctors and magicians?? Which cursed potion led to Megan’s (@handsomepartybutt) magical evening of hanging out with Fergie then blacking out and breaking into her own apartment?!? THEN, Megan and Wendi stumble upon what may be their most genius money making scheme yet. They only need a sewing kit and a couple of one-way tickets to David Copperfield’s private island and… TADA!! They’ll be rich, drunk, dead and covered in glitter. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comCOME SEE US LIVE NYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, June 30th 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss33.brownpapertickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jam is HOLY FUCK "House Of Glass" You can follow all the Jammerz music on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9x All the official Jammerz theme music by hyperballadmusic.com.

60: MAGIC ADDICTS

2018-06-0600:59:24

59: Wangin' Around with Wegan and Mendi
Lights! Camera! Snorting Splenda! After the Jammerz get sentimental over childhood memories of bullying weaker kids into ripping out their eyebrows and covering their faces in makeup, they give YOU tips on screenwriting, acting and director-of-popcorning. THEN, in an effort to overthrow the patriarchy and take back the night, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come up with a brilliant plan that not only keeps men in their places, but will also help the girls stay connected during their inevitable rocket-ride to mega fame! Emboldened by their own genius, the girls call out Stephen (@thepenta) for his participation in ‘Men’s Meetings’ then unlock the secret to their future success as model podcasters and overlords of Jammerzwood. PLUS they dole out sexy summer craft ideas using just your body and a citrus juicer!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE*** NYC!!! *gLaMoUrPuSs* Saturday, June 2nd 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode is The Bird and the Bee "Los Angeles," You can follow all the Jammerz music on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9x and as always thanks to the fine gentlemen at Hyperballad studios (http://hyperballadmusic.com) for designing all the Jammerz official theme music.
Grandpa Dog Suck
Last week, Jeff Sewing drilled the Jammerz about everything sports and now they’re back to pass off stories of defeat, but quickly rebound into a disturbingly delightful Jamsesh. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) literally gushes over UK naked dating shows and the timeless disco classics of ABBA. Wendi (@wendibird82) tries extra hard to use her big girl words after a full week of waking up at 430am then, in a not-shocking turn of events, she exposes her terrifying browser history. At the mercy of his female counterparts, Stephen (@thepenta) gets 10 whole minutes to be sincerely emotional, but he doesn’t take the bait and INSTEAD uses his ‘safe space’ time to complain about the walls in his new apartment. This is a hot one, so tuck your dicks, pull out your pants, and get schooled in the difference between 'fluffy' and ‘billowy’ PLUS a surprise appearance by Preston AND the erotic tale of a forbidden love between a pug and a duck. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, June 2nd730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is the only British artist to write an iconic song blasted for generations in American sports arenas... and find himself just neck deep in billowy child pornography: Garry Glitter - "I'm right, You're Wrong, I Win"

Grandpa Dog Suck

2018-05-1600:47:50

Grandpa Dog Suck
Last week, Jeff Sewing drilled the Jammerz about everything sports and now they’re back to pass off stories of defeat, but quickly rebound into a disturbingly delightful Jamsesh. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) literally gushes over UK naked dating shows and the timeless disco classics of ABBA. Wendi (@wendibird82) tries extra hard to use her big girl words after a full week of waking up at 430am then, in a not-shocking turn of events, she exposes her terrifying browser history. At the mercy of his female counterparts, Stephen (@thepenta) gets 10 whole minutes to be sincerely emotional, but he doesn’t take the bait and INSTEAD uses his ‘safe space’ time to complain about the walls in his new apartment. This is a hot one, so tuck your dicks, pull out your pants, and get schooled in the difference between 'fluffy' and ‘billowy’ PLUS a surprise appearance by Preston AND the erotic tale of a forbidden love between a pug and a duck. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, June 2nd730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is the only British artist to write an iconic song blasted for generations in American sports arenas... and find himself just neck deep in billowy child pornography: Garry Glitter - "I'm right, You're Wrong, I Win"

Grandpa Dog Suck

2018-05-1600:47:50

MICE ON TOAST(Art Appreciation W: Zachary Benson Friedberg)
After a few drinks and a bad day, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spent a pretty penny on a painting, so the gang drags in the artist to give them a lesson in art appreciation. Zachary Benson Friedberg (@speczacular) schools the Jammerz in the masterful craft of barfing up loads of fancy sounding words to convey the meaningful symbolism (or lack thereof) behind a piece of artwork, spitballs pun-centric restaurant ideas and reveals the subversive, cult-sanctioned mission that sent him spiraling back 3000 years to start the band Morbid Eclipse! Then, Wendi (@wendibird82) spills the details of her latest sketchy relationship and Stephen (@thepenta) talks shit about the Aquabats. PLUS, fun breakfast recipes with leftover horse meat, thoughtful ways to fart on your loved ones AND flirty new ways to incorporate pistachios into your sex life!If you need more Zachary Benson Friedberg in your life:ART: speczacular.com/FART: www.fartbymail.com/AND METAL: themorbideclipse.bandcamp.com/If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, April 28th730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss31.brownpapertickets.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaYou know all if this weeks' Jamz are fucking Morbid Eclipse... who are so Metal Spotify won't allow their future shreddage... but the rest of the Jammerz Jamz are on Spotify "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x Follow it!
CESSATION SUCKS (Quitting Smoking w/ Krystyna Hutchinson)
The gang is back after one of their most difficult challenges yet: kicking cigarettes. This jamsesh is extra special because they have a guest that fired up about life without smoking. Krystyna Hutchinson (@krystynahutch) is finally released from the basement prison of her own design and allowed to speak audibly during a Jammerz recording! She reveals that Stephen (@thepenta) drove her smoke with a back-handed compliment and shares the tricks that that have kept her (mostly) tobacco free since her 30th birthday. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) crushed this challenge and avoided ciggs by doing fun things like not taking breaks during a 10 hour work shift, but broke down and lit up in honor of her dear friend’s Monkey Torture Party. Wendi (@wendibird82) did not fully stop smoking, but blames her tobacco addiction on an organ transplant from a holocaust survivor. PLUS, the ladies pitch their latest genius, pro-eating disorder book idea: Jammersize! THEN, they surprise a listener with a literal call for help and get tips for successful smoking cessation, find out if vaping is really any better for you AND share a hearty laugh over shouting slurs at the youth of America.*******++++++++*******++++++++*******You can find Krystyna Hutchinson @KrystynaHutch, buy her book "FUCKED", listen to Guys We Fucked (the antislutshaming podcast) and catch her on tour at sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Car Seat Headrest - "Stop Smoking (We Love You)Follow all the Jammerz jamz on spotify:"Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x
M.M. Fellatio
The girls are off the rails outta the gate this week; could it be due to sleep deprivation OR, are they obsessing over butter coffee in an effort to avoid announcing what just might be their most difficult selfish help challenge to date?! Before getting down to business, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) dive into some serious ‘detectiving’ which leads them to uncover the sinister motives of Wendi’s roommate, Stephen (@thepenta) admits to committing heinous acts of violence THEN, the girls conceive yet another hit film! A movie for the kiddos, their latest brilliant idea is an animated historical fiction featuring a non-verbal autistic mouse as the hero. PLUS, the coolest way to murder someone, an update on the lesser known #meecetoo movement and I guess these trashbag women are gonna quit smoking or whatever.***COME SEE US LIVE***NYCSaturday, March 31st730pmGLAMOURPUSSZinc Bar82 W 3rd Sttix: glamourpuss30.brownpapertickets.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is the great Jay Retard - "It's So Easy"Follow all the Jammerz jamz on spotify:"Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

M.M. Fellatio

2018-03-2801:02:42

My Dad's A Real Piece Of Shit
Buckle up Jammerz. The crew gets intense outta the gate. Well, first the girls bitch about that lying bitch Lisa Frank and lament over the nonexistence of glitter-shitting rainbow unicorns BUT they get serious right after that. Kinda. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) opens up about the hyper strained relationship with her Father, Wendi (@wendibird82) shares a sexy story about getting her head slammed into a car window and Stephen (@thepenta) gets to live out his NPR fantasy of moderating a discussion between two cool bitches having a (and I quote) “real ass” conversation.THEN, how to tell if YOU are in a toxic relationship!! The Jammerz have a red flag checklist that includes subversive abuse tactics like:1. Choking a bitch!2. Hitting themselves on the head!3. Pushing a dog in a sticker covered stroller!PLUS, actual helpful advice on getting out of a shitty situation AND the inside scoop on how to give yourself a serious medical condition by consuming a product with the same name!Abuse Hotline:www.thehotline.org***COME SEE OUR ASSES LIVE BABY***NYC!!!GlamourpussSaturday, March 31st730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd StGlamourpuss30.brownpapertickets.comFOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Cayetana - "Hot Dad Calendar"Follow all the Jammerz music on spotify:"Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x
Get Erections, Don't Cum (w/ Author Ross Asdourian)
After (definitely not) mastering the art of the foreign language, the Jammerz bring in a real, live guest! With a real, live book to promote! Ross Asdourian (@ross_do), author of 'Broken Bananah', shares his inspirational journey of recovery, self-discovery and healing after breaking his mother f*cking (or at least, mother ‘admiring’) DICK. Wendi (@wendibird82) is extra fired up this episode because she lost Uber privileges for the time being and had to take the M train like some kind of broke-ass podcaster, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) has an unexpectedly emotional reaction to the prospect of a future where construction workers aren’t yelling about her sweet tits, and Stephen (@thepenta) regales the group with a tale of sober clumsiness that almost put his ass in the hospital. AND tips on how to properly accessorize your catheter bag for a wedding, how to tell the difference between ball pubes and troll beard hair PLUS flirty ways to plan a murder in one of the most popular romance languages!!*******++++++++*******++++++++*******FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Cameo - "ATTACK ME WITH YOUR LOVE"!!! If you don't walk around with Cameo in your headphones... WHY ARE YOU FORSAKING EVERYTHING???Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x
Poor Duck, Rich Apples (the Language Jamsesh)
?Fueron estos tres idiotas capaces de aprender un nuevo idioma en una semana? In this week’s jamsesh, the trio breaks down exactly how they attempted to add some culture to their lives by learning a new language y es muy feo. Wendi (@wendibird82) has the clear advantage after a week of communicating with her roommate using an intricate system of spanish and bodily functions. Stephen (@thepenta) discovers his inner Trump supporter when he realizes he would rather shoot of Walmart guns than learn how to make fun of animals in a foreign tongue. Meanwhile, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) is being haunted by a virtual zombie and still hasn’t found out what’s going on with her pussy!!! They also dig into the pros and cons of traveling alone as a woman, publicly apologize to an enraged listener AND debut a new segment where they read shit that fellow Jammerz email them in confidence!! PLUS fun, sexy ways to communicate with your loved ones using just your fecal matter!!!*******++++++++*******++++++++*******FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jams are classic J Dilla - "Workinonit" and Bully "Feel the Same"Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x
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63: SisterMom Methcast

63: SisterMom Methcast

megan rice & wendi starling