66: The Sound Of Giving Up (w/ Tyler Mead)
Have the Jammerz selfishly helped themselves into boring old ladies that read and make dog puns? Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) have been swapping liquor for lemonade (with charcoal thankyouverymuch) BUT are still very young, hip and relevant thanks to their helpful millennial pal, Tyler Mead! Tyler (@meadbymead) teaches Megan to unlock the not-so-secret functions on her new fangled phone and she repays his kindness by threatening to transplant one of his body parts onto her face. Plus, Stephen (@thepenta) is reminded that rape can happen even to the friendliest of faces THEN, our vivacious young guest comes dangerously close to losing his freezer snack privileges after tattling on his fun drunk Aunt Wendi for innocently shaking hands with an ‘alleged’ drug dealer.
🚨LoS AnGeLeS🚨the first ever #jammerzque is TODAY (if today is Wednesday July 18th) and consummate professionals @handsomepartybutt & @wendibird82 have no real plans other than a sunrise hike and eating canned goods by the pool so let these bitches know if they need to pick you up some beanie weenies!
Kicks off with a 6am hike, then we’ll prob do a bunch of dumb shit and eat white trash delicacies all day. Bring whatever food/drinks you want. A list of provided treats will be emailed to attendees sometime Tuesday the 17th.
Free! Suggested donation of $20 to cover food, drinks and get Megan’s bf a Hotel so he doesn’t go to jail for homicide.
You can donate cash money or venmo the girls: (@)megansloanerice & (@)wendistarling
💥WHERE THE FUCK IS IT??
Calm down, narc. It’s at Megan’s place. When you email us (email@example.com) to make your reservation, we’ll send you the address, find out E-X-A-C-T-L-Y how you like your tuna stuffed jalapeños 🐟🌶 AND make sure you have completed Suzy Kline’s literary classic ‘Horrible Harry and the Green Slime’.
DO I HAVE TO SHOW UP AT 6AM???
Nope! It’s gonna be an entire day of fuckery, so message us here when your ass gets up and moving and we’ll let you know where we are.
If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
This weeks' SUPER JAM is the one and only RICHARD FUCKING MARX "Hold On To the Night" with bonus jam The Rubettes "Sugar Baby Love." Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x
All official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com
97: Teton Detox
96: Buried and The Hendersons
95: Freaky Fucky
94: Professional Female Gyno
93: Pussy Fat Good
92: Dead Grandma Sweater
91: Ghost Dick Cheese
90: Double Fluffed Cunts
89: Bologna Festival
88: Testosteroni Treats
87: Rollie Pollie Poly (w/ Camille Theobald)
86: Bread and Cheese and Trampolines
85: Three Wines, One Cig
84: Spit, Spat, Suck (Go To The Dentist!)
83: Handsome Party Cunt
82: Old Buildings Old Pipes
81: Everyone’s Mad and Nobody Cums
80: Mirror-Self Mepussa (Orgasms w/ Remy Kassimir)
79: Zicam Girlz Go ASMR
78: Saran Wrapped Snatch (w/ Chef Ashanti Shurat)