#675 - WILLIAM MONTGOMERY + NICK SWARDSON

Update: 2024-08-06

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This episode of Kill Tony features a diverse cast of comedians performing stand-up routines and being interviewed by Tony Hinchcliffe. The episode is full of raunchy humor and unexpected moments. The episode begins with a live recording of Killtony in Austin, Texas, featuring special guests Marcus King and John D. William Montgomery, a frequent guest on the show, shares his recent experience performing at the Olympics opening ceremony. Gary Falcon, a highly requested comedian, makes his second stand-up appearance on the show, delivering a hilarious set filled with observational humor. Drew Nickens performs a new minute about his lack of dating skills and his "step-dad energy." Red Band promotes Game Time, an app that makes getting tickets for live events faster and easier, and Zippercrooter, a hiring platform that uses smart technology to identify top talent for job roles quickly. Ethan Kim makes his stand-up debut on the show, sharing his experiences moving from the South to New York and his observations on political ads. Corinne Aliyah, a fan of pro wrestling, performs a stand-up set filled with dark humor and references to sex trafficking and pedophilia. Karina Leo, a fitness trainer, returns to the show and shares her experiences with her boyfriend, who is a fan of pro wrestling. She reveals her fitness business, "Rage and Cajun Trainer," and demonstrates a high-energy workout routine. J.T. Abbott, a comedian living on an exotic animal ranch, performs a stand-up set about his recent breakup and his thoughts on Delta 8. Red Band promotes the Pete and Sebastian show, a podcast featuring comedian Pete Corielli and Sebastian Manescalco. Cam Patterson performs a new minute about his experience on a guided tour in Louisville, where he disrespects the tour guide and touches bats that are meant to be untouchable. Jordan Barady, a musician and father of two, performs a stand-up set filled with dark humor and observational jokes about sex, relationships, and pineapples. Jordan Burrady and Michael Gonzalez have a drum-off rematch, with Michael Gonzalez winning again. Jordan shares a story about a man who died in his yard when he was eight years old. Owen Gallivan, a comedian with a distinctive look, performs a set about the n-word and how it transitioned from being used by white people to being used by Black people. He also jokes about his appearance and his job as an engineer. Tony Hinchcliffe calls Owen's date, Ava, live on the show and convinces her to go on another date with Owen. Aaron Belial, a comedian with cerebral palsy, returns to the show. He jokes about his disability, his recent stem cell injections, and his new life as a comedian. He talks about the challenges of living in Texas, including the heat, the food, and the lack of broccoli. He also shares a story about a security guard who refused to help him tie his shoes. Chinway, a comedian from the Bay Area, performs a set about his ex-girlfriend, his experience with COVID, and his love for country music. Tony asks Chinway about his life, including his job as a server, his time in Boulder, Colorado, and his hobbies like golf and fishing. Tony brings a woman named Lori, who has been on the show before, up to the stage and they kiss. Lori, a therapist who has been on the show before, talks about her experience with the show and how she has become famous in San Angelo. She also shares that she plays with horses and is a physical therapist. Tony invites Chinway to perform on the secret show on Thursday. Jason Elrod, a comedian who has been on the show before, performs a set about his experience with water birth and his crunchy hippie lifestyle. Tony asks Jason about his family, including his children, Hunter and Ava. Jason shares that he and his ex-partner were crunchy hippies and that they tried to keep Hunter off the grid for two years. Tony and Jason discuss their showering habits. Tony reveals that he showers multiple times a day, while Jason admits he hasn't showered in three days. Tony asks Jason to elaborate on his crunchy hippie past. Jason shares that he used to sell LSD and had dreadlocks. Anthony Walton, a comedian, performs a set about his experience with racism and how he was nicknamed "Chino" growing up. He joins the show and engages in humorous banter with the host. He discusses his work as a "ground skipper" for apartments and his unique voice that sounds like an old Mexican man. The host introduces Joe White, a long-time photographer for the show, who is known for his distinctive voice and age. They engage in a lighthearted conversation about Joe's work and his appearance. The host challenges Anthony and Joe to answer questions to see how alike their voices sound. They answer questions about color mixing and the National Anthem, highlighting the similarities in their voices. The host hosts a spelling bee round with Anthony and Joe, where they attempt to spell the word "cinnamon." Joe, despite his age, successfully spells the word, showcasing his unexpected spelling skills. The host gives Anthony a joke book as a parting gift and thanks him for his appearance on the show. He then introduces Ari Matty, a new comedian, as the next guest. Ari Matty, a comedian, takes the stage and delivers a humorous stand-up routine about his experiences, including a story about walking home drunk and encountering a gay murderer. He uses his unique comedic style to engage the audience. Ari Matty discusses his personal life, including his dating experiences and his preference for Estonian women. He shares his humorous observations about American girls and his love for "retarded" women. The host praises Ari Matty's comedic talent and his journey from an unknown comedian to a global superstar. He acknowledges Ari's hard work and dedication to his craft. The host thanks the audience for attending the show and promotes Ryan Sheebel's artwork. He also encourages viewers to subscribe to the show and watch Nick Schwarzen's new special. William Montgomery, a comedian, promotes his Instagram and upcoming shows. He also mentions the availability of the uncensored version of the show's stream from Madison Square Garden.

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