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Killtony, a live comedy show hosted by Tony Hinchcliff in Austin, Texas, features a unique format where guests perform a 60-second stand-up set followed by an interview. The show features a diverse range of comedians, including transgender comedians, aviation maintenance technicians, and even a former boxer. The conversations often delve into personal experiences, social commentary, and humorous anecdotes, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere. The episode begins with Tony introducing the show and its sponsors, setting the stage for a night of laughter and unexpected moments. The show features a variety of guests, each bringing their own unique perspective and comedic style. From stories about accidental nude pictures and Muslim upbringing to discussions about tiny houses and inclusive comedy, the show covers a wide range of topics. The guests share their experiences with dating, family, and work, often revealing humorous and relatable stories that resonate with the audience. The show also features segments like the "White Trash Spelling Bee" and the "Black Spelling Bee," where guests are challenged to spell words, leading to hilarious moments of awkwardness and laughter. Throughout the episode, Tony Hinchcliff guides the conversations with his signature wit and humor, creating a dynamic and engaging atmosphere. The show is a testament to the power of comedy to bring people together and provide a platform for diverse voices to be heard.

Outlines

00:00:00

Killtony: A Night of Stand-Up and Interviews

Tony Hinchcliff hosts Killtony, a live comedy show in Austin, Texas, featuring 60-second stand-up sets and interviews with a diverse range of comedians.

00:00:36

Introducing the Guests

Tony introduces the special guests for the night: Sam J and Greg Vittemans, setting the stage for a night of laughter and unexpected moments.

00:02:29

The Show's Format and Sponsors

Tony highlights the sponsors of the show and explains the format, which includes a 60-second stand-up set from a guest followed by an interview.

00:07:24

Heath Courtes' Stand-Up Set

Heath Courtes, a comedian who works at the comedy mothership, shares a story about his mother accidentally sending him nude pictures.

00:13:45

Fuzzy's Stand-Up Set

Fuzzy, an employee at the comedy mothership, talks about his experience growing up Muslim and makes jokes about the prophet Muhammad.

00:21:28

Mackenzie Jewel's Stand-Up Set

Mackenzie Jewel, a transgender comedian, performs a bit about the movie Predator and her experience being homeschooled.

00:23:59

Goliath's Stand-Up Set

Goliath, a comedian who works in the music industry, shares a story about his girlfriend's nickname for his penis and his family background.

00:31:58

Drew Nickins' Stand-Up Set

Drew Nickins, a comedian, talks about his recent date and how it ended badly.

00:44:51

Mitchell MacArthur's Stand-Up Set

Mitchell MacArthur, a comedian, performs a bit about pranks and blind people.

00:47:59

Tiny House and Tornado Talk

The conversation starts with Tony asking about the guest's work and location, leading to a humorous discussion about their tiny house and resemblance to a hobbit.

00:52:22

Blind Jokes and Inclusive Comedy

Tony brings up a joke about blind people, sparking a debate about inclusivity in comedy. The guest defends their joke as inspired by Demandus and argues that it's more inclusive than excluding certain groups.

00:53:24

Tiny Buckaroo Knee and Gnome Dreams

The conversation shifts to the guest's experience on the show, with Tony referencing a past appearance where the guest was dressed as a lifeguard. The guest expresses regret for not dying the whole thing next time, leading to a discussion about the need for a gnome in future Madison Square Garden shows.

00:55:36

Height Debate and Tape Measure Showdown

Tony questions the guest's height, leading to a hilarious measurement showdown with a tape measure. The guest initially claims to be 5'7\", but after being measured, they are revealed to be 5'5.5\", sparking a humorous exchange about the guest's lifelong desire to grow taller.

00:59:43

Aviation Maintenance Technician and Commercial Code

The guest reveals they work as an aviation maintenance technician, building airplane engines. Sam Jay interprets this as a coded response to commercials, suggesting the guest is trying to get hired for an aviation job.

01:03:19

Mexican Engineer and Casino Glasses

Tony comments on the guest's glasses, comparing them to Elton John's. The guest explains they are casino glasses from the movie \"Casino\" with a quote from Robert De Niro's character on the inside.

01:04:27

Gold Coin and German Car Love

The guest shows off a solid gold Mexican coin on their chain, explaining its history and significance. The conversation then turns to cars, with the guest revealing their preference for German cars, specifically BMWs and Mercedes, after falling in love with a Porsche.

01:06:39

Boxer Turned Engineer and Shadow Boxing

The guest shares a fun fact about their past as a boxer for 10 years. Tony encourages them to shadow box, leading to a humorous demonstration that is more reminiscent of a spider web encounter than a boxing match.

01:08:16

College Pretender and Family Revenge

The guest admits to pretending to go to college for two years, sparking a discussion about a documentary about an Asian girl who pretended to go to college for two years and killed her family. The guest jokes about potentially getting revenge on their family by sabotaging their airplane flights.

01:09:05

Mormon Guns and Accountant Assassins

Cam Patterson shares a story about a Mormon friend who had a truck full of guns, including silencers, and a first aid kit that was also filled with guns. The friend's explanation for having silencers was that he didn't want to call the police if he shot someone in his house, leading to a humorous exchange about the friend's potential murderous tendencies.

01:13:35

Utah Porn Star and Dad's Green Room

Cam Patterson recounts a story about a porn star in the front row of his show in Utah. His dad, who was on the road with him, brought the porn star into the green room and played her porn, leading to a humorous exchange about the porn star's OnlyFans account and Cam's dad's reaction.

01:15:14

Merch Deal and Reparations

Cam Patterson discusses a merch deal he made with his dad when he first started doing stand-up. The deal involved splitting merch profits 50/50 for the rest of Cam's career, which Cam now regrets as he's making more money.

01:16:54

Drunk Basketball and Date Rape Jokes

Cam Patterson recounts a story about a drunk basketball game he played for $5,000. He beat his opponent, who was much taller, by feeding him real shots while he drank water. The story leads to a humorous exchange about date rape and the guest's willingness to push his opponent to drink more.

01:18:53

Black Spelling Bee and $500 Challenge

The conversation turns to a spelling bee challenge, with Sam Jay offering $500 to anyone who can spell \"increments\" correctly. Cam Patterson accepts the challenge and attempts to spell the word, but ultimately fails, leading to a humorous exchange about the difficulty of spelling and the guest's inability to spell \"increments.\""

01:26:03

Jake Hayes' Killtony Debut and Therapy Fails

Jake Hayes makes his Killtony debut, sharing a story about his therapist's advice to use \"I statements\" during arguments. He claims the advice has backfired, leading to him losing arguments because he's now constantly saying \"I statements.\""

01:27:07

Spider-Man Dad and Vasectomy Dreams

Jake Hayes continues his set, sharing a story about his dad, who was his hero but also hung himself from the ceiling. He jokes about wanting to get a vasectomy to be \"dishwasher safe\" and his appreciation for having a dad who hung around, even if it was literally.

01:28:28

Hair and Beard Mismatch and D-Man's Laughter

Tony points out that Jake Hayes' hair and beard are different colors, leading to a humorous exchange about Jake's lack of awareness of this fact. The conversation then turns to D-Man, who is blind and known for laughing at everything.

01:30:24

Trauma ICU Nurse to Prison Guard

Jake Hayes reveals he's a nurse who works in prisons and jails. Tony asks about his transition from trauma ICU to prisons, leading to a humorous exchange about Jake's potential search for his father in prison.

01:31:27

Centaur Jokes and Stable Relationships

Jake Hayes lists his hobbies, which include skydiving, scuba diving, shooting guns, and skateboarding. Tony jokes about Jake's lack of hobbies and his tendency to make up hobbies for every loser who's been on the show. The conversation then turns to Jake's love life, with Tony asking about his stable relationships, leading to a humorous exchange about Jake's centaur-like qualities.

01:37:01

Joe Filey's Felony Confession

Joe Filey makes his Killtony debut, sharing a story about a conversation with his dad about his dating life. The story involves a humorous confession about a conjoined twin with two heads, one saying \"yes\" and the other saying \"no,\" leading to a discussion about the guest's potential for committing felonies.

01:39:17

Joe Blaster's Return

Joe Blaster returns to the show after nine months, revealing he was demoted from his management position at Amazon due to his previous appearance. He discusses his current work as a stand-up comedian and his side hustles.

01:42:57

Uncle Laser's Wild Ride

Uncle Laser, a recurring guest, shares his wild experiences, including a night at Madison Square Garden where he threw up in the bathroom and blamed it on a girl in the green room. He also recounts a bizarre encounter with Aaron Rodgers.

01:49:35

White Trash Spelling Bee

The show features a segment called \"White Trash Spelling Bee\" where Uncle Laser is challenged to spell \"statistically.\" He misspells the word, leading to a humorous exchange about his spelling abilities.

01:51:23

Uncle Laser's Drug Habits

Uncle Laser is questioned about his drug use, admitting to smoking weed and doing shots of tequila. He discusses his views on various drugs, including ketamine and Adderall.

01:53:06

Family Matters

Uncle Laser reveals his struggles with trying to put his mother in a retirement home. He also mentions his mother's Adderall use and her tendency to steal his film.

01:53:46

Alicia's HB Ban

Alicia, a guest on the show, shares a story about being banned from a house party (HB) after mimicking someone who had policy. She reveals her name was monogrammed on her shirt and she had a personalized license plate, making her easily identifiable.

01:56:56

Angel McGets' Conspiracy Theories

Angel McGets, another guest, discusses her conspiracy theories about the weather in Texas, claiming it's hot because the Jews are owed money. She also mentions her skateboarding and her concerns about the heat melting her wheels.

01:58:57

Angel McGets' Job Search

Angel McGets, who recently moved to Austin, reveals she's looking for work and wants to work for Sam Jay. She offers to get him coffee, but her offer is rejected by Sam Jay's team.

02:00:27

Paulie Shore's Return

Paulie Shore, a legend of the show, returns and shares his experiences at Madison Square Garden. He discusses his relationship with his brother, Peter, and the documentary that was planned about their lives.

02:12:36

Music and Memories

Paulie Shore and Sam Jay discuss their love for '90s alternative music, with Paulie Shore revealing his favorite band is Foo Fighters. They also reminisce about their experiences jamming to white people music on a boat.

02:13:27

Ari Batte's American Dream

Ari Batte, an Estonian comedian, shares his experiences with American culture, particularly the homeless population. He compares the American homeless to butterflies, as they seem to be constantly changing. He also discusses his journey towards American citizenship.

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Q&A

• What is the format of the Killtony show?

  The show features a 60-second stand-up set from a guest, followed by an interview with Tony Hinchcliff.

• What is the \"bucket poll\" segment on Killtony?

  Tony randomly selects a name from a bucket and brings the person on stage for a 60-second stand-up set.

• What is the \"comedy mothership\"?

  The comedy mothership is a comedy club in Austin, Texas, where many of the Killtony guests work.

• What is the guest's unique tiny house design?

  The guest describes their tiny house as being built into the side of a hill with a round door, similar to a hobbit's hole.

• What is the guest's opinion on inclusivity in comedy?

  The guest believes that comedy should be inclusive and that making jokes about certain groups is more inclusive than excluding them entirely.

• What is the guest's job and how does it relate to their comedy?

  The guest is an aviation maintenance technician, building airplane engines. Sam Jay interprets this as a coded response to commercials, suggesting the guest is trying to get hired for an aviation job.

• What is the significance of the guest's gold coin?

  The guest explains that the coin is a solid gold Mexican coin that was minted during a time when Mexico was going through a period of economic instability.

• What is the story about the Mormon friend with a truck full of guns?

  Cam Patterson recounts a story about a Mormon friend who had a truck full of guns, including silencers, and a first aid kit that was also filled with guns. The friend's explanation for having silencers was that he didn't want to call the police if he shot someone in his house.

• What is the story about the porn star in Utah?

  Cam Patterson recounts a story about a porn star in the front row of his show in Utah. His dad, who was on the road with him, brought the porn star into the green room and played her porn.

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