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This episode of Killtony, hosted by Tony Hinchcliff, takes place live in Austin, Texas. The show features a mix of seasoned comedians and first-time performers, all vying for a chance to win the coveted "Golden Ticket" and a spot on the panel for the rest of the show. The episode kicks off with the introduction of the band GrooveLineHorns and special guest John Chris. Tony then explains the rules of the 60-second challenge, where audience members get a chance to perform stand-up for 60 seconds uninterrupted. The episode features a variety of stand-up sets, each with its own unique style and humor. Hans Kim, a Killtony legend, delivers a dark and controversial set about China, drag queens, and child grooming. Duncan Stone Street, a first-time performer, shares his love for Lizzo and a bizarre story about waking up with cocaine in his pocket. Jeremy, another first-time performer, delivers a hilarious and shocking set about his virginity, his mom's boyfriend, and his desire to be a rapper. Chris Diorio, a seasoned comedian, shares a story about his awkward senior prom and makes controversial jokes about the obesity epidemic and the Bud Light controversy. The episode also features a series of interviews with the comedians, delving deeper into their lives and experiences. The host challenges Noah Dasat to answer questions without thinking, leading to a hilarious and revealing conversation about his addiction to "sluts." The comedian also shares his experience of getting married and divorced within a year, his observations on being single in New York City, and his humorous skit about how he would interact with an employee who consistently misplaces staplers. The episode concludes with the comedian expressing his gratitude to the audience and sharing his concerns about his health. He announces that he is going to stop screaming during his performances and that he may have to move back to Memphis if his voice doesn't improve.

Outlines

00:00:00

Introduction and Sponsors

The episode begins with introductions and sponsorships for the Desquad Podcast Network, Killtony, and Tony Hinchcliff.

00:00:36

Killtony Live in Austin

Tony Hinchcliff welcomes the audience to a live episode of Killtony in Austin, Texas, introducing the band GrooveLineHorns and special guest John Chris.

00:02:26

Killtony's 60 Second Challenge

Tony explains the rules of the 60-second challenge, where audience members get a chance to perform stand-up for 60 seconds uninterrupted.

00:05:19

Stand-Up Performances

The episode features a variety of stand-up sets, each with its own unique style and humor. Hans Kim, a Killtony legend, delivers a dark and controversial set about China, drag queens, and child grooming. Duncan Stone Street, a first-time performer, shares his love for Lizzo and a bizarre story about waking up with cocaine in his pocket. Jeremy, another first-time performer, delivers a hilarious and shocking set about his virginity, his mom's boyfriend, and his desire to be a rapper. Chris Diorio, a seasoned comedian, shares a story about his awkward senior prom and makes controversial jokes about the obesity epidemic and the Bud Light controversy.

00:59:08

Cam Patterson's Stand-Up Routine

Cam Patterson takes the stage and delivers a stand-up routine filled with crude humor and personal anecdotes. He talks about his experiences with women, his views on sexuality, and his unique perspective on life. His jokes are often offensive but undeniably funny, creating a lively and engaging atmosphere.

01:07:29

Benjamin's Hitchhiking Adventures

Benjamin, a comedian from Lithuania, shares his unusual vacation activity: hitchhiking with strangers. He recounts a particularly memorable experience in Mongolia, where he rode in a car with no floor, only two wooden planks. He also mentions his fluency in Chinese and a humorous anecdote about being confused at a Chinese spa.

01:08:58

Flintstones Trivia

The host, Jeremy, decides to play a round of Flintstones trivia with Benjamin. The questions are simple, but Benjamin's responses are hilarious and unexpected. The host and audience enjoy the lighthearted banter and the overall absurdity of the game.

01:10:37

Adam Lucky's Stand-Up Routine

Adam Lucky, a local comedian, takes the stage and delivers a stand-up routine that is both funny and self-deprecating. He talks about his experiences as a father, his struggles with addiction, and his unique perspective on life. His jokes are often dark and edgy, but his likable personality and relatable stories make him a crowd-pleaser.

01:23:01

Noah Dasat's Stand-Up Routine

Noah Dasat, a comedian with a unique and chaotic life, takes the stage. He shares stories about his experiences with drugs, his struggles with money, and his unconventional parenting style. His jokes are often unexpected and thought-provoking, creating a lively and engaging atmosphere.

01:30:49

Noah's Chaotic Life

The host continues to interview Noah, delving deeper into his chaotic life. Noah reveals his experiences with fighting, his unconventional approach to training, and his relationship with his daughter's mother. The conversation is filled with unexpected twists and turns, making it both entertaining and insightful.

01:34:24

Noah's Addiction to Sluts

The host challenges Noah to answer questions without thinking, leading to a hilarious and revealing conversation about Noah's addiction to \"sluts.\" Noah's responses are often nonsensical and unpredictable, creating a highly entertaining and engaging atmosphere.

01:38:31

A Man's Life of Chaos

The podcast begins with a discussion about the guest's chaotic life, including his recent arrest for trespassing in a tree house. The guest describes his experience in detail, including how he was caught swimming in the pool in his underwear and how the police eventually found him hiding in the tree house.

01:46:45

A Comedian's Divorce and Observations

The podcast features a comedian who shares his experience of getting married and divorced within a year. He also talks about his observations on being single in New York City, particularly his encounters with \"Emo's, Jews, and microwave bagels.\""

01:49:21

A Manager's Perspective

The comedian discusses his job as a manager at an Office Depot and provides a humorous skit about how he would interact with an employee who consistently misplaces staplers. He also mentions his other job as a game show host.

01:51:58

A Man and His Rabbit

The comedian reveals that he has a pet rabbit and shares his experiences with owning rabbits, including their habits, tricks, and care. He also discusses how his rabbit has become a source of amusement for his dates.

01:58:05

A Comedian's Struggle with Screaming

The podcast features a comedian who is known for his loud and energetic style. He expresses concern about the potential damage he is doing to his voice and discusses the possibility of changing his approach to comedy.

02:06:14

A Comedian's Observations on Current Events

The comedian shares his humorous observations on current events, including the recent floods in North Korea and the performance of Minnesota Vikings quarterback Tim Waltz. He also discusses his own health concerns and the possibility of having cancer.

02:11:34

A Comedian's Farewell

The comedian expresses his gratitude to the audience and shares his concerns about his health. He announces that he is going to stop screaming during his performances and that he may have to move back to Memphis if his voice doesn't improve.

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Q&A

• What is the format of the Killtony podcast?

  Killtony is a live podcast hosted by Tony Hinchcliff, known for its improvisational format and 60-second stand-up challenges.

• What is the 60-second challenge?

  The 60-second challenge is a segment on Killtony where audience members get a chance to perform stand-up for 60 seconds uninterrupted.

• What is a Golden Ticket?

  A Golden Ticket is an award given to exceptional performers on Killtony, granting them a spot on the panel for the rest of the show.

• What is the most unusual vacation activity that Benjamin enjoys?

  Benjamin enjoys hitchhiking with strangers and has had some wild experiences, including riding in a car with no floor in Mongolia.

• What is Cam Patterson's stand-up routine like?

  Cam Patterson's stand-up routine is filled with crude humor and personal anecdotes, often offensive but undeniably funny. He talks about his experiences with women, his views on sexuality, and his unique perspective on life.

• What is Adam Lucky's favorite joke?

  Adam Lucky's favorite joke involves him naming off places where he's been, ending with a punchline that he can't remember because he hasn't done it in a long time.

• What is Noah Dasat's life like?

  Noah Dasat's life is chaotic and unconventional. He has struggled with money, gotten into fights, and has a unique parenting style. He also enjoys psychedelic drugs and believes they have helped him gain a deeper understanding of himself.

• What is the most interesting thing that has ever happened to the comedian?

  The comedian says the most interesting thing that has ever happened to him was when he went to Auschwitz on a choir field trip in high school.

• What is the comedian's plan for the future of his comedy career?

  The comedian is going to stop screaming during his performances and may have to move back to Memphis if his voice doesn't improve. He is also considering using sound bites of his past yelling to create a new comedic style.

Show Notes