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8a Eric's Big 100 Dollar Giveaway And Shame Your Name 1-30-25

8a Eric's Big 100 Dollar Giveaway And Shame Your Name 1-30-25
Update: 2025-01-30
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Eric wanted to give instead of get for his birthday this year so he offered listeners $100 to entertain him.
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00:00:00
Hi, I'm Chi-Win with the Push and Win Law firm.
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If you've been hurt in a wreck, call me.
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I'm a native Houstonian practicing accident and injury law for almost a decade.
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In that time, my firm has recovered hundreds of millions of dollars on behalf of our clients, and we are one of the fastest-growing law firms in Texas.
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Let's talk about your case.
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833 Push Win.
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We run one of Texas's fastest-growing personal injury law firms, and we got there doing one simple thing.
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Winning.
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So one more time.
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Call us.
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833 Push Win.
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I appreciate it.
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If you are new to the show, well, today is Eric's day.
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He's the king, and you're the jester.
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So we have people calling it 833-390-K-R-B-E because Eric wants to give you the gift today, even though it's his birthday.
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I've had the best life and hopefully it'll keep going for a long time.
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I love my family.
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I love working with you guys.
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It's just been so amazing.
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Living in Houston, I've never, nothing but just so many great memories here.
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I love it here, and I don't need any gifts.
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I want to give somebody a gift.
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So I'm like, you know what, I'm just going to pull 100 bucks out.
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I do Venmo, but I'm like, my Venmo's not working right.
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Also, Cassius came.
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You like Cassius.
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I don't know.
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Just give someone Cassius.
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Okay.
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Maybe they come up here.
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Maybe I can meet them or something.
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So I said, that's just open up the lines.
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You can be, I don't even know what I'm looking for.
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I have my little hatchet here where I could go chop.
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Cut to the next person.
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Oh my gosh.
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Yes.
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I don't know.
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Maybe during the middle of your story, am I not?
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I mean, a board.
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So I just, it's like X factor with the X's and you're off the stage.
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Or maybe I'll listen to the whole thing and then I'll say, hold on and we'll go to the next person.
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Maybe this first person we'll talk to.
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Well, let's see.
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It could be the best one.
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This one has to do with puppies.
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Let's see how this goes on Eric's birthday.
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You tell us the stories for a hundred bucks.
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Hi, Sherry.
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Good morning.
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Well, good morning.
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Happy birthday, Eric.
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Thank you so much.
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What you got?
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Well, we raised miniature docks and I have a 15-year-old daughter and of course, after school, the first thing they do is come home and go to bed because they're so tired, you know, from school.
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Yeah.
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Well, I woke her up and I said, look, I need some help given the puppies some medicine.
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Go get them and let's give them their medicine.
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So, you know, of course, she's complaining the whole time.
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We give them medicine.
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She puts them up back in their welping box and everything and my husband comes home from work.
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I can hear him walking in and he sets his lunch box on the kitchen counter.
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He pauses and I hear honey.
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I'm like, yes, he goes, come here.
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I go walking in there.
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Yeah.
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He lifts up the trash can lid.
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The trash can full.
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She put one of the puppies in the trash can because she was so tired and it was sitting there chewing on a chicken bone left over from my son.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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There's a little puppy, like under two pounds, like, you know, my gosh.
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That could be dangerous because they could sliver off like a piece of bone.
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So, we were thinking it could have sunk to the bottom.
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If the trash had been empty, we could have been putting trash on top of it and never known.
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Oh my God.
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My husband's seen the little wrestling of the trash.
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So, when he lifted the lid, the little puppy just didn't eat that chicken bone.
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What did your 15-year-old think she was doing, putting the puppy like in a laundry hamper with comfy towels or something?
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What did she think she was doing?
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Well, I think she was just so tired she wasn't thinking as she was carrying the puppy through the kitchen because some of the puppies, you know, because we had to go through the kitchen to take them to their welping box in the other room.
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And I think she just got distracted and just put it in the trash can not thinking because we went and got her and showed her to her, she was like so freaking out over.
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She's like, I'm so sorry.
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Wow.
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I remember my dog, Sebi was a puppy.
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He was like, this is worse than anything getting up at the three, four times a night trying to give him to go out and pee and stuff.
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Oh my, this is not fun.
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If I ever get a dog again, I'll be like three-year-old.
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Oh yeah.
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You don't want to have to do the the training part again.
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That's really cute.
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The puppy chewing on the chicken bone and the trash.
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It's been nervous though.
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Chicken bone.
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Stephanie is on the line.
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To 8333NOKRBE, Eric has a hundred dollars waiting for somebody to wait on his birthday.
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Hi, Stephanie.
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What you got?
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Happy birthday, Eric.
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Thank you.
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What you got?
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I have a funny story.
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Well, first of all, can you take yourself Bluetooth?
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Oh, here's wind.
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Yeah, he's going to chop you if you know he's got his chopper ready to go chop that ball.
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I can't hear it.
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It's audio.
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Okay, I'm going to I'll have your speaker.
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There we go.
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How about now?
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Is it better?
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Yep.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Sorry.
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Okay.
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So my my husband and I used to work in a corporate office together.
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Yeah.
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And everybody was always looking for him.
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So he would take small breaks.
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Go to the restroom because nobody goes looking for him in the restroom.
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But that one time he didn't use the restroom.
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Uh-huh.
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And he walked out of the restroom with the seat cover.
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Wait, wait, wait, I thought I was walking.
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It was stuck to him.
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The paper cover for the toilet seat.
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It was stuck to him.
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It was stuck on his pants.
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It wasn't.
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They were like, hey, how are you?
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They shook hands.
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It goes like, by the way, you have something stuck.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, my God.
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How does that happen?
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It's so embarrassing to him.
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How does it happen?
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The toilet seat cover on his pants?
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It fell down.
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Maybe that part where like it goes in the front.
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It fell.
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Maybe on his back of his pants.
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And he pulled up.
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Yeah, that's gotta be it.
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That would be so embarrassing.
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Yeah.
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Let me write that down.
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That's really good.
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That's embarrassing.
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All right.
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Wow.
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Toilet seat cover.
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Stucks for your pants.
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I've never used a toilet seat cover.
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I've never been able to use that.
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You sit your bare butts on the toilet.
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I live on the edge, man.
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I'm in the public toilet.
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Raw dog Eric.
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At least for a toilet paper.
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Yeah, I lay down toilet paper on the seat.
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Let's go to Anthony.
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Hi, Anthony.
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Welcome to the room, right?
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Show.
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I'm not eating my butt.
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Oh, yeah.
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How old are you, Anthony?
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How old are you, Anthony?
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I'm 10 years old.
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I'm 10 year old, Anthony.
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What you got for us today on Eric's birthday?
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But you could use a hundred bucks.
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So, um, you're dead joke.
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I'm dead joke.
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Okay.
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Let's go.
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Yeah.
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So, like, I joke is, do you, uh, what Jen is forced to burn in?
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What Jen, like, generation?
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Okay.
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What generation?
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Okay.
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What is it?
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Guinea.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, Anthony, I am a huge force comes toward my favorite movies.
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It's probably my top four or five.
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Well, that's really good.
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It's like, that's huge.
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Yeah.
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I like that.
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Hold on.
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Hold on.
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Hold on.
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Hold on.
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Anthony, you might be in the lead on that one.
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We're just favorite movie out of the three calls.
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You're in the lead, dude.
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Uh-oh.
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Yeah.
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Two Sherry and Stephanie.
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Thank you for your calls.
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But so far, Anthony, it's got me.
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Okay.
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We gotta go to Mindy.
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Let's see what Mindy's got for you to entertain Eric.
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It's like he's king Eric.
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And you are the gestures.
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Fun.
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Hi, Mindy.
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Good morning.
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Hello.
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Good morning.
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Happy birthday, Eric.
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Thank you.
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What you got?
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So my 91 year old grandmother should be 91 April.
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She fell a couple of weeks.
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Go at home, took her to the hospital.
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Nothing broken, but she's not able to take care of herself for my brother and sister a lot work.
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Uh, so we need to take her to rehab center.
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They keep her for a few days to make sure she's good enough to transfer.
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So my father came in town.
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He's 71.
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And this particular day, it was my sister a lot of birthdays.
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They were having a quick dinner at my brother's house where my grandmother lives, um, before they go to the hospital.
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My dad was looking at his phone and laughing at a meme.
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He choked on a fajita.
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He lost her airway.
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He fell backwards.
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He hit his head.
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He knocked himself out.
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Oh my god.
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My brother, my brother tried to pick him up and give him a highlight.
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He's like a wet noodle.
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So I can't get him off the floor.
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So my brother's giving him the highlight on the floor.
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He spits out the fajita.
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They call the ambulance.
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They rush into the hospital as they're loading my grandmother on the gurney and the same hospital to have her transferred to the rehab center.
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They're unloading my father in the same hospital.
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I'm there for 10 hours and thank God my dad had a concussion, but that was it.
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But they had to do a MRI.
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But I mean, I can't make this up.
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So she's, I'm being loaded and my dad's being unloaded.
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And thank God.
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They're both okay.
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Same hospital.
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That's okay now.
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Wow.
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That is surreal.
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That is a lifeless and y'all.
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You're eating and you're looking at your phone.
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You're laughing at things on TikTok or Reels and then he chokes on a fajita.
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That's like in the movie Coco.
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He choked on a chorizo.
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And if you're by yourself, he chokes on the fajita and he falls backwards and knocks himself out when he hits his head.
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That's crazy.
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Oh, that's good.
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Hello, that's good.
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Unbelievable.
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It's your story.
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You got some tough choices.
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That's all right.
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Whenever I eat, I always have to have like a water with me or a soda.
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I still have something.
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I wash it down.
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I can never eat anything by itself.
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Like I don't know my throat.
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You feel like you have to wash it all right?
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Maybe that's why I talked this way.
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I got a small pipe.
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One pipe.
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You want to go to one more?
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Yeah, give me one more.
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Okay, let's go to.
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Right now it's between Mindy and one of them.
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Hi, George.
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Good morning.
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Hi, good morning, everybody.
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Happy first day, Eric.
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Appreciate it.
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Thank you.
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What's you got?
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Okay, so I'll try and make this quick.
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Last free back in January of 24.
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I was driving on the freeway.
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And I was looking on the side of the road inside Lane of the freeway and there was a sofa cushion ahead.
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And I just kept looking at it.
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And as I passed it, there was a dog laying there.
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But his head was slipping.
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I was like, oh my god, that dog was lies.
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So I flipped around and happened to have a blanket in my car.
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So I grabbed the blanket and just hoped he wouldn't bite me and he didn't.
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And he actually, I was walking him to my cars holding him and he looked my cheek.
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Wait, hold on.
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You're on the freeway.
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This is happening on the freeway.
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You saw a couch cushion on the side of the freeway and there was a dog on it on the other side of it.
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So you could see him like driving down the freeway.
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It was something you almost passed in you so fast and you got out of that place.
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Okay, you stopped.
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You stopped.
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It took a chance because like you said, some people are scared of dogs or get bit or something.
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Right, or you're getting hit by other cars that are whizzing by them on the freeway.
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That's something to do with this.
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Yeah, he was just laying there on the other side of the sofa cushion.
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I just happened to kind of glances at it as I was driving by and that's how I saw him.
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It was a miracle.
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So anyway, I'm going to make this as quickly as possible.
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I got him.
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I took him to the bed.
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I was going to keep him because I thought, "Well, this is my dog."
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Turned out, he was scanned.
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I mean, he had a chip.
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Thank you.
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So we did find the owner.
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The owner was elated that we found the dog, but I was like, "Okay, I'm waiting here.
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I want to talk to him and find out what happened."
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Yeah, the dog ended up on the freeway, right?
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Exactly, and so it turns out it was when we had the black eyes the night before the guy had his dog and a friend and he did have an accident,
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the door opened up, the dog jumped out and ran away.
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And I didn't just believe that.
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I didn't just because I've heard that same exact story a few months before on the next store, you know, social app.
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And I was like, "Well, that could actually happen."
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Anyway, so the dog was happy to see the owner, and honestly, the dog didn't look like it was in bad shape.
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I mean, he wasn't emaciated or anything, so I didn't end up giving the dog.
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Yeah, exactly, so.
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But anyway, yeah, that was my story.
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That is how you save that dog, because what happened if you hadn't gone to go back and get that dog?
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Hold on to somebody else.
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Oh my gosh, but you were right.
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Because think how dangerous that is, guys, to go back around, pull over on an active freeway, people flying by, you get the dog, take the dog to a vet, check this ebbs chip, found the owner,
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and then didn't believe the owner, because you want to make sure this dog is well taken care of.
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Well, we're all right.
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Great person.
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That is awesome.
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So you got the Gen A joke.
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All right, it's decision time.
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You got 10-year-old Anthony.
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You got Mindy with the 91-year-old grandma, the 71-year-old dad choking on the fajita.
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Hold this one up for me.
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Okay, hold on.
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Hold on.
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Let me see.
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What's happening here?
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Okay.
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Anthony, are you there?
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Yes.
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You're going to get the $100.
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Let's go.
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Yeah.
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$10 from a year you know, 100 bucks for you, Anthony.
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They're all great stories.
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They're all great stories.
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How do you say no to a kid?
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No, I know 100 bucks will make a bigger difference in his life.
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Yeah, you can go buy jelly cats or whatever.
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Anthony, congratulations.
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Don't let mom and dad take your money.
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It's yours.
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Thank you.
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That's your money, buddy.
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And I hope it didn't make you late for school for waiting for that.
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I assume you're on your way to school, right, with mom and dad?
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I'm not going to, but I have a doctor to put you in.
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Oh, no, okay.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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Okay, good.
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That's what makes sure you move.
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All right, well, Anthony, you hold on.
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I have the money up here.
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We'll talk and we'll figure a time.
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I'd love you to come up and see the show, too.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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So hold on.
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Hold on, buddy.
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Thanks mom for letting Anthony call in for raising and right.
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By listening to the Roland Rancho, hold on line and get your 100 bucks, Anthony.
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It's Eric's birthday and we've got the food.
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Where's, give me a, give me a happy birthday song, am I?
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You have one right?
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When he's some happy birthday.
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Don't, I just got the happy birthday.
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I have one.
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I know what it sounds like.
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Let's just try it out here.
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It's your birthday.
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Oh, that one.
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, this is the one.
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Happy birthday.
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Let's go, it's your birthday.
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Happy birthday.
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It's a great day.
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That's why we say.
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Happy birthday to you.
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We got chocolate cupcakes and a snatching your face now.
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Happy birthday, Eric.
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What do you guys?
00:14:01
Birthday.
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That is a fun song.
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That's the song that was created when happy birthday.
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The one that we sing was under, what's that word, Ryan domain?
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Oh, public domain.
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It was, it was not a, it was like, you're supposed to like pay to play it.
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You can use it without paying royalties.
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Now you can, but there was a time where you couldn't.
00:14:17
Correct.
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We created for that.
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And then there was such a polar, I'm like, I hate that song.
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I loved it.
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I mean, I loved that song.
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I'm like, it's such a cute song.
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What's the other one they do in restaurants?
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Happy, happy birthday.
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From all of us.
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Do you?
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A Karabas does that one.
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Happy birthday from Karabas.
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Oh, I like that.
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Actually, we should go to Karabas for your birthday, just to think it all sing to you, because you seem to go there a lot.
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I love it.
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Why not?
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Oh, look how nice these little cupcakes are.
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Thank you guys.
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There's no flare on top.
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I appreciate it.
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Now you did those great, yeah, those great stories.
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Now we need to.
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Shame your name.
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Shame your name.
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Shame your name.
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There's somebody around you.
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Make it.
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I don't know.
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We better make that.
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I don't know.
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Shame your name.
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Shame your name.
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Shame your name.
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Okay.
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So shame your name works like this.
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A33390KRBE.
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You know, there's somebody in your family that is embarrassing.
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If you were to get engaged and you're like, oh, God, is Uncle Ed gonna be there?
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We can't let the new family meet him.
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But why?
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Somebody in your family shames your name.
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They're embarrassing.
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They're like a criminal.
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The first time we ever did this, I'll never forget the one that called in.
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The first one that we ever got.
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Which was, well, I come from a family of murderers.
00:15:19
Oh, yeah.
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And we're like, what?
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More than one.
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That's scary.
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Her uncle and her brother, I think, were murderers.
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It was crazy.
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So what you got for us, A333, 390KRBE, who is embarrassing your family name and what are they doing?
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Well, here are your stories next on the Rural and Ryan show.
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From the bell furniture, unbeatable prices.
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So we're gonna have to get like a song with AI, special K, because we didn't think about this earlier.
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But I do like the Destiny Child, say my name, say my name for shame your name, shame your name.
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And I was trying to go like some lyrical.
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That instrumental.
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I have it.
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But we need to know is the promise we play.
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It's mental.
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We can't put on the power.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But what if we had a listener that's telling it or your dad play it on a piano?
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That's ours.
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Then we own it.
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That part.
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Shame your name.
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He could do it.
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He could do it by ear, definitely.
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But how would it sound with us singing over it?
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We got to find the right lyrics for what shame your name is here on the Rural and Ryan show.
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It's where you call us at A333, 390KRBE, and some of your family's embarrassing.
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You know, it's that person that when you are dating somebody new or there's an engagement in the family and the whole family is going to get together and meet the other family.
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There's that one person like, well, his aunt Stacy going to be there.
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Oh, good.
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Everyone has.
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I mean, what do we say?
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You don't have one.
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The problem is you, so you better hope you have one because some people are right out with it.
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Because guess what?
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Eric Brea says, I am the shame.
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I am the shame.
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Brea, I want to hear your story.
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Welcome to the Rural and Ryan show.
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I.
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What story do you want to hear?
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Oh, gosh.
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I mean, you tell us.
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You only know how good they are or how bad they are.
00:17:02
I know.
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Let me tell you about the time that I ruined my brother's wedding, basically.
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Um, so I was hiding in the bathroom, like banging my head against the wall.
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Can I not hold you more?
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I actually was an adult.
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Okay.
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Don't worry.
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Don't worry.
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You hit your head.
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So, I am the family former addict.
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Okay.
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And that explains a lot of my behavior.
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There was also a time, um, apparently, I don't remember this.
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So, apparently, we were at a buffet and I was eating and the waiters tried to get my other plate.
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And apparently, I was like throwing dishes at her because I, and I was with my family during this.
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Um, I was throwing dishes at her because I thought that she had taken my food, which there was no, there's no food on that plate.
00:18:01
Oh my gosh.
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No, Brea, listen, you have prefaced it by saying you were a former addict.
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But I am glad that you have, you know, gotten over that hump and you're on the recovery lane and it sounds like everything's right now.
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So you have to like discount it because that's when you were in your addiction years.
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But how did you exactly ruin your brother's wedding?
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How did you hit in your head ruin your brother's wedding?
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Well, it wasn't just that I basically made the wedding party like all hold because I'm the sister and everybody, like he wanted me to be there.
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So I made everything like an hour late, basically.
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And that's like horrible.
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For letting us.
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Yes.
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Yes, yes.
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You have to be on time.
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Yeah, that's that good.
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No.
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Yeah.
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So I just pushed everything back.
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And we stayed in Colorado for a while and I just made everybody's little vacation horrible.
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I wouldn't let anybody do anything and like introducing me to a bunch of new family was just horrible for everybody.
00:19:02
Oh gosh.
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I know how is everything good now with everybody?
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Oh, yeah, everything's good now.
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I'm like five years sober, but it's just so hilarious to look back and then some not hilarious.
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But I think that you did that.
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Yeah.
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You don't even remember that person.
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Now I you're so far away from that person.
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I remember some, but remember some of that.
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Well, for you, I applaud you for for calling in to shame yourself, like you acknowledge that that that was a shameful thing and you were the shame name in the family.
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And we're glad that you're five years sober.
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Bravo.
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Pretty good for you.
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It's hard.
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Thank you so much for listening to the show.
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You have a great day.
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You too.
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Take care.
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Everybody.
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We're asking you to shame your name.
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Who in your family is the name?
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Shamer.
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They're like, Oh God.
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You bring shame to our last name.
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What is the deal?
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Let's coach.
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At least you acknowledged it.
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That's right.
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She was when they don't.
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That's my special case, Bryce.
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Bryce, can you talk to Bryce?
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Bryce, can you say hi to Bryce?
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No.
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Bryce, say hi to Bryce.
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That's going on.
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No.
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Hi, Bryce.
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Good morning.
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Hey, Bryce.
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Oh, Lorde.
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Lorde, Lorde.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, man.
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Chris James, your name, Bryce.
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You know it's Sean, but I had to go with Bryce's twin son today.
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Just screw it, Kevin.
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So what's your story?
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Is it you?
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All right.
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No, definitely not me.
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No, man.
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It's my little brother.
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He's 33 years old with the mindset of a 16 year old still.
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Still at home, been out of prison three times.
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Always asking for money.
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Doesn't want to work.
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He's too qualified to work at Wendy's.
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His words not ours.
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You know, I've had some other friends, you know, locked up in the system.
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And they were able to find jobs within, you know, two, three months with no issues, you know.
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And I kept telling him, you know, as long as you put in the initiative, you put in the work, you'll find something.
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And he doesn't want to work.
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He'll rather live off of people.
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He's a master manipulator of people literally tell you all the right things you need to hear just to get in.
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And probably once you get in, he's going to rob you.
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That's why he's been a prison three times.
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How does he support himself, though?
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Does he live at home with your parents?
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Like who's enabling them to not have a job right now?
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What's he doing?
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Okay.
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So right now, I don't know if it's okay to say, but like he's, he's acting like he's bisexual to stay with another bisexual man.
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Oh my god.
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He's talking about, he's someone who's generous.
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Yeah, this is not something.
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So he's manipulating a man.
00:21:46
Oh wow.
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Okay.
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And this man has no idea.
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55 year old man.
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And have you met the man that he's manipulating like you haven't put out the warning.
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Sorry, man.
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No, man, my family is still in South Florida in New York.
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So he's in South Florida still with this.
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Other guy.
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Well, he just explained that he's in Florida, so you're like, I'm trying to stay away from him.
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You're like, I don't want him to come to Texas.
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Oh, yeah.
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No, every time, every time.
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I mean, I've had jobs for him lined up here in Texas at the, I don't know if I'm allowed to stay as a company name, but he was making $400 a week, you know, right out of prison.
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And I got him that job, but he ended up messing that up.
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I'm not showing up and, you know, and it's like when you put your reputation on the line for somebody.
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Yeah.
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He can't do it.
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Is it just you and your brother?
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Do you guys have other siblings?
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Well, no, I'm the oldest out of seven, so.
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Oh, and he's the baby of seven.
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He's the baby of seven.
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He's the yogurt.
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Man, what do you guys have to say about this?
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My whole life.
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Oh, yeah, check this out.
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My parents, my whole life.
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Oh, you need to lead by example.
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You need to do this.
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You need to do that.
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Okay, well, let by example, you know, I've never been a prison.
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I've never been arrested and you're locked up.
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And here he has been to prison three different times, you know, and it's like living off of anybody who he can.
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So yeah, my parents, they know, but I mean, my mom, she's over it.
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My dad.
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Yeah, he's over it too.
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So it's just.
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And you have to move away from it to get away from here.
00:23:18
Wow.
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It's like we said earlier, what?
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Somebody called us a hobo sexual.
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A hobo sexual.
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Yeah.
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Where they just go anywhere to just.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Well, shame.
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Shame.
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I would say $100 to give you.
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I know that.
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No.
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I've tried to do right by your family and your brother is just not.
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And we're what state?
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Florida.
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Is in Florida.
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Of course.
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Yeah.
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Bomb.
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Oh, this bomb is really nice.
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I bet he really sure.
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Oh, yeah.
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He got a rich guy in West Palm.
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55.
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Is it the guy rich?
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No.
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No.
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No.
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If I know me.
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He's a disabled vet who.
00:24:03
Yeah.
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I mean, make.
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Pretty much.
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He.
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He lives off of, you know, what he makes off the VA.
00:24:09
What he gets each month, you know?
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And your brother takes it from that out.
00:24:13
Yeah.
00:24:14
He found that out.
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And he.
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He slithered in like a snake.
00:24:18
Oh.
00:24:19
Wow.
00:24:20
Wow.
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That's what he does.
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Glad that you're here and away from him.
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So he doesn't.
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Do you stay away from having to affect him?
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How about holidays?
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Do you stay away?
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Like, do you go back home for like Thanksgiving?
00:24:30
Oh, dude.
00:24:31
No.
00:24:32
Yeah.
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No.
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There's.
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Yeah.
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Of course.
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I mean, I get gifts from my mom, my grandma, my cousin's aunts uncles.
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But when it comes to him, yeah, there's nothing because.
00:24:42
It's still he's burnt bridges with me.
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And, you know, he's burnt numerous bridges with me and other family members.
00:24:48
Where he's just kind of pushed us away to where it's like, dude, and so you get the help you need.
00:24:52
Yeah.
00:24:53
You know, there's nothing else we can do for you.
00:24:55
Well, you know, Sean, let me tell you something funny about our society.
00:24:59
Here you are on the rule and ryan show for a segment called shame.
00:25:02
My name telling us about this loser brother of yours is a manipulator, a liar.
00:25:06
He'll probably rob you.
00:25:07
He's taking advantage of someone that he's living with.
00:25:10
And just because you said, yes, ma'am, two times someone would like to hook up with you.
00:25:15
[Laughter]
00:25:18
Your shame name brother has nothing.
00:25:21
[Laughter]
00:25:24
Your shame is a story.
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Yeah, you singled because somebody did not get deterred by the crazy brother you have.
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They would still like to meet you in person because you have manners.
00:25:34
[Laughter]
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Are you a single man?
00:25:38
I am not single.
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Sorry, I've been under a happy relationship for about left now.
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Yeah.
00:25:45
Well.
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Then, you know, here's lesson learned.
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I'm a lady.
00:25:49
Yeah.
00:25:50
Come on down, ladies.
00:25:51
[Laughter]
00:25:52
And for anyone listening out there who thinks it's hard to date, all you have to really do is impress the lady that you're looking after to chase after with some nice manners with yes, ma'am, no, ma'am.
00:26:02
You know, as a girl, could have been a dude.
00:26:04
I don't know.
00:26:05
Hobo's sexual zone.
00:26:06
Yeah, the hobo's sexual zone.
00:26:07
Who knew that?
00:26:08
I learned something.
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It's like a sexual in Florida.
00:26:16
It's like a biography.
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And we don't believe it.
00:26:18
Yeah.
00:26:19
There was a dude in college who strung me along like that.
00:26:20
Yeah.
00:26:21
I didn't get money.
00:26:22
Get stuff or just throw it.
00:26:23
Yeah.
00:26:24
Yeah.
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I had, because at the time, I was a very successful and popular DJ in the queer community.
00:26:29
And I was making pretty good money as a DJ.
00:26:31
DJ Limey.
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And I had all the ins of the clubs.
00:26:34
I never had to pay for a drink.
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But my parents helped subsidize my college career.
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So I had a little bit extra money.
00:26:41
So he would, he would make out with me a lot.
00:26:45
And he would stay over the night.
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But we would never, ever do anything other than making out.
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And he strung me along for maybe a month or two.
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And all my friends were always like, bro, he's playing you so hard.
00:26:56
But dude.
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Because you pay for stuff?
00:26:58
Because I would take it.
00:26:59
Yeah.
00:27:00
Yeah.
00:27:01
Yeah.
00:27:02
Yeah.
00:27:03
Yeah.
00:27:04
I guess he was, yeah, he must have been.
00:27:06
But he was definitely playing.
00:27:07
Maybe he was so, so, so fine.
00:27:09
I was like, I don't care.
00:27:11
So fine.
00:27:12
Like, like, you know what's going to happen during this break?
00:27:15
So if you'll be on Facebook, we get up.
00:27:17
I know.
00:27:18
Thank you.
00:27:19
All right.
00:27:20
Thank you.
00:27:21
Yeah.
00:27:22
So those are came along.
00:27:23
And, you know, twice as fine.
00:27:24
Wow.
00:27:25
Super sweet.
00:27:26
Wow.
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You actually wanted to see me make it.
00:27:28
Yeah.
00:27:29
Somebody said, did I just tune in to Thursday?
00:27:31
Yeah.
00:27:32
Yeah.
00:27:33
Thursday Thursday.
00:27:34
All right.
00:27:35
Listen, y'all go to the listsor line to shame your name.
00:27:37
That is the person in your family that shares your family name that is embarrassing your name.
00:27:42
It is a 713278 vent.
00:27:44
Can we have next?
00:27:45
Usually we do celebrity school.
00:27:46
But I'm going to share something that happened right here in this studio under your noses that I think got caught in our cameras that could end up on digital later if Irvin plays his cards right.
00:27:55
I don't know if any of y'all, I don't think any of y'all caught what happened.
00:27:58
I saw it.
00:27:59
You did see.
00:28:00
I'm kind of scared.
00:28:01
I don't know if anybody else caught it because I think Eric knows.
00:28:02
I don't talk about it.
00:28:03
I'm going to say something.
00:28:04
I don't think she wants me.
00:28:05
I can tell it will be like, just part for the course with me.
00:28:09
Let's talk about it next on the ruling right show.
00:28:11
[MUSIC]
00:28:21
It's right.
00:28:22
I'm going to share my story about what got uncought in here in a second, but I do want to point this out.
00:28:27
You know, Lacey Shabair, who is, listen, that's not how old you are.
00:28:31
She was Claudia from party of five when she was 12 years old on Fox.
00:28:35
Then she was in Mean Girls.
00:28:36
Her father invented Toaster Surtle, right?
00:28:39
She's Gretchen.
00:28:40
Yeah.
00:28:41
And she's been the hallmark channel's queen for many years.
00:28:43
Well, she came out.
00:28:44
We had a great interview with her.
00:28:45
She was like one of the bigger celebrities that we got on Radio Row back in the American music awards.
00:28:50
It's like 2013.
00:28:51
I can't remember when that was.
00:28:52
I think it was 2000.
00:28:53
That's a while back.
00:28:54
Yeah.
00:28:55
I could look in my photos and find out.
00:28:56
You know, we're like, oh, I've never heard from Mean Girls a party of five.
00:28:59
That's all I know.
00:29:00
And before the holidays, there was a pretty skating story about the executives at the hallmark channel, being Aegis about Lacey and Holly Robinson Pete, talking about how they need to usher in a new generation of younger female leads for the shows because,
00:29:14
you know, these fossils over here.
00:29:16
They got these.
00:29:17
Because you can't be a mom at 40.
00:29:18
Grandma's.
00:29:19
Yeah.
00:29:20
Oh, they're over 40.
00:29:21
I mean, we need to find some younger plan for these hallmark movies.
00:29:23
When you're entire demographic that's probably watching the hallmark movie, your money maker is probably between 30 and like 65 or, you know, whatever.
00:29:30
So anyway, Lacey Schaibair.
00:29:32
This is actually a very interesting story about her because, you know, when you are the queen of hallmark, hallmark still owns you.
00:29:37
You're the star of the shows.
00:29:39
You don't own the shows.
00:29:40
You don't own hallmark.
00:29:41
But they have allowed her to release a line of products next holiday season that include cards, ornaments and other entertaining essentials in hallmark stores and online.
00:29:50
That is a big deal.
00:29:51
That's smart.
00:29:52
I'm sure they split it.
00:29:53
It's 50 years.
00:29:54
She's got to be some side of percentage.
00:29:56
Yes.
00:29:57
Her collection after the holidays of 2025 will continue into 2026 with year round products.
00:30:02
And she said, ever since I was a little girl, I have sincerely loved the universally positive experience of shopping at a hallmark store.
00:30:08
So I'm able to work on this collection that will allow other people and their families to create memories of their own with my stuff has been such a treat and full circle for me.
00:30:15
I think that's great.
00:30:16
And that's the way she expanded her brand.
00:30:17
And who would have ever known when little ten year old Lacey Schaibair, this fry told her parents maybe at five or six, who knows what her first commercial was.
00:30:23
You know, I want to be a child star.
00:30:25
It's actually, this is really her legit career that has made her money consistently since she was a child.
00:30:30
And she's not like wrecked and in rehab, right?
00:30:33
It's for the hallmark.
00:30:34
Recton rehab.
00:30:35
I always have memories of my mom buying a precious moment of figurines with the color or you call it.
00:30:40
Yeah.
00:30:41
They're precious moments for the eyes.
00:30:42
Yeah.
00:30:43
Yeah.
00:30:44
Yeah.
00:30:45
They're cute.
00:30:46
Cute.
00:30:47
Puppy all guys.
00:30:48
Yeah.
00:30:49
Yeah.
00:30:50
Mine broke.
00:30:51
It was like a guy with a night outfit, like the little boy with a night being a little sword and this stuff.
00:30:57
I remember the sword broke, but she loved those things.
00:30:59
I never got it.
00:31:00
The new, the new thing at the hallmark store is somebody's not text me this at three, seven, five, three, zero.
00:31:05
I can't remember the name of it.
00:31:06
But there's these wooden figurines called like ever moments or something, they're these wooden figurines.
00:31:10
And one is like, you know, a couple that got engaged there in an embrace or a woman expecting a baby is hugging her belly or, you know, a dad with his daughters or a mom with her son.
00:31:19
It's all these wooden figurines or like for teachers, it's like a little angelic girl holding an apple.
00:31:24
It's a, it's these little wooden figurines in there, not wooden like raw wood.
00:31:29
They are colored and smoothed out.
00:31:31
Yes.
00:31:32
What's that called?
00:31:33
What is that called?
00:31:34
Willow tree.
00:31:35
That's what it is.
00:31:36
Willow tree.
00:31:37
That's the new thing at home.
00:31:38
I got this thing there's years.
00:31:39
Yeah.
00:31:40
There's no faces, but it's all these because I got that.
00:31:41
It's creepy.
00:31:42
I wasn't engaged.
00:31:43
And then we got one when I had a baby.
00:31:44
And I think I think they're really sweet.
00:31:45
But that's like the new thing.
00:31:46
They don't do precious moments anymore.
00:31:47
I don't like that.
00:31:48
Let me tell you what happened behind the scenes, which I'll don't know, but y'all know.
00:31:52
So here on the really Ryan show, we have a team.
00:31:54
It's a, it's a whole team that makes the show happen, right?
00:31:57
It's really right.
00:31:58
There's such a case.
00:31:59
Say I'm on the air with a mod.
00:32:00
I'm not interested.
00:32:01
The phones, Irvin's on digital.
00:32:02
We've got a digital team behind the scenes.
00:32:03
We have promotions when we do stuff.
00:32:05
And so Irvin has to come in here every day and provide something for content for you to see later.
00:32:10
Like things that we do on our show.
00:32:11
We can't put the whole four hours on Instagram, but what pieces?
00:32:14
That's going to happen soon.
00:32:15
Yes.
00:32:16
That's true.
00:32:17
Ryan has the cameras running in here at random times.
00:32:18
They're not always on all the time.
00:32:20
But in the past, if you followed KRBE on Instagram, you have seen me while I'm talking to you guys on the live show, I'm talking about my jacket on and I missed the arm hole.
00:32:28
And I'm like, you know, just kind of like that curb your enthusiasm music.
00:32:30
And I'm like silly.
00:32:32
So I've added something to the real for you, Irvin, that only Eric caught because it sucked for some reason.
00:32:37
What time was that?
00:32:38
Was it eight?
00:32:39
Was it during your birthday stories?
00:32:40
I think it was $100.
00:32:41
Yeah, I think it was during the stories.
00:32:43
I don't know what's going on with me.
00:32:44
Maybe I didn't eat enough or something, but I'm kind of lightheaded today.
00:32:46
And I just kind of felt dizzy.
00:32:48
And at some point during the calls, I almost fell over.
00:32:51
I saw her.
00:32:52
I scramble.
00:32:53
I lost my balance.
00:32:54
I scrambled.
00:32:55
I almost fell onto the chair and I caught myself.
00:32:57
Oh, my God.
00:32:58
I'm not playing that slow.
00:32:59
Okay.
00:33:00
So then I just look at the camera.
00:33:01
I just go like this.
00:33:02
I figured Irvin might say that later.
00:33:05
It was that one there that I just did this to because I and I didn't know if Eric saw it.
00:33:10
I didn't want to do it.
00:33:11
They didn't do it on the topic.
00:33:12
If you would only fill it down, then I would have stayed in for the slow-mo shot.
00:33:15
There have been many days in here where I feel like we do need a camera like from six o'clock until the last word we say because there have been too many times where one of us leaves the room and we have to circle the countertop and the counter and you have to imagine it's like a round ore,
00:33:28
but it's wavy.
00:33:29
So where we're standing, there's an indentation, but it's kind of like a cog.
00:33:33
You can put your body into it.
00:33:34
Think of like a cog.
00:33:35
Is that what they're called?
00:33:36
The little cogs?
00:33:37
Yeah.
00:33:38
A sprocket type thing.
00:33:39
Whatever that is on your computer.
00:33:40
A sprocket.
00:33:41
It's how they get to go.
00:33:42
The little sprocket.
00:33:43
The little wheel.
00:33:44
The little wheel.
00:33:45
Yeah, that.
00:33:46
And so every time we're walking by each other, we didn't account for the how much the chairs take up.
00:33:50
So if somebody's in the chair, you're getting, I so many times I've got caught up on the wheels almost falsely.
00:33:54
There's that much room in here.
00:33:55
We didn't think of the space.
00:33:57
Mars got tons of room.
00:33:58
We could put a basketball cord on his side.
00:33:59
Yeah.
00:34:00
I could.
00:34:01
The liability in the room is a lot.
00:34:02
There's a lot of areas where we could fall or trip or smash our faces or whatever.
00:34:06
Or if it has, we have cameras in here and then a couple of weeks hopefully, maybe.
00:34:09
Let's just run the whole time.
00:34:11
Turn them on.
00:34:12
Yeah.
00:34:13
>> Yeah, since Drunk Show, they got here on Drunk Show and we assume someone's watching us.
00:34:20
It's just no big deal.
00:34:21
>> At all times.
00:34:22
>> They say they're not on.
00:34:23
>> I don't believe it.
00:34:24
>> Ryan does on for a reason.
00:34:25
>> Yeah, Ryan does on for a reason.
00:34:26
>> Yeah, Ryan does on for a reason.
00:34:27
>> Yeah, that red dot on for a reason.
00:34:29
>> Yeah.
00:34:30
>> Some pervert in Australia is watching us.
00:34:31
Yes.
00:34:32
Okay, by the way, yesterday we talked about how Tina Fey and Amy Polar announced a show at Smart Financial Center.
00:34:37
It's happening April 25th.
00:34:39
It's very much like if the Steve Martin, the Steve Martin Martin show is like right.
00:34:43
He kind of comedy thing.
00:34:45
>> Yeah, those guys singing, dancing, joking on each other, just having fun.
00:34:49
>> I would love it if it was with Maya Rudolph too, because Amy Polar and Maya Rudolph used to do those Jersey moms, those Long Island moms get on SNL.
00:34:56
>> Yeah.
00:34:57
>> It's like, my God, oh my God, it's just love them so much, I just love it, it's so cold.
00:35:00
>> I bet they'll do news.
00:35:01
>> They'll probably be like weekend update.
00:35:03
They're coming to Smart Financial Center April 25th.
00:35:05
The tickets go on sale tomorrow at LiveNation.com.
00:35:09
But we were already giving way tickets yesterday with Rapid Fire Quiz.
00:35:12
So if you would like to go, I got a pair tickets right now for you, caller 10, 833-390-K-R-B-E, Tina Fey and Amy Polar.
00:35:20
It's basically like a rule in Ryan Roadshow, but not with a rule in Ryan show.
00:35:23
It's with Amy and Tina, but on them, they're kidding.
00:35:26
>> I don't know what their bits are.
00:35:27
>> Maybe they do, I don't know.
00:35:28
>> It's something, it's going to be like some kind of entertainment variety show with the two of them on board.
00:35:31
>> I think people care.
00:35:32
You just go there to have fun.
00:35:33
>> And last.
00:35:34
>> And you know them.
00:35:35
>> You're already smiling.
00:35:36
>> You're already smiling.
00:35:37
>> That's how I always tell people like when we do our road shows and do things, like people are already there to have fun.
00:35:41
>> Yeah, they're already in a good mood because of the reason why they're there.
00:35:44
>> Yeah.
00:35:45
>> Like stand up.
00:35:46
>> When I see somebody in the front row, I stand up and they're just poop face, like, dude, why are you even there then?
00:35:52
>> Yeah, why are you here?
00:35:53
>> You're going to have fun.
00:35:54
>> Yeah, and I feel like for stand up content.
00:35:55
>> You're cheering for them in a way you want to laugh.
00:35:56
>> Yeah, you're going to a comedy show because this person's was a stand on stage and the intent is to make you laugh.
00:36:02
>> Right.
00:36:03
>> And you're already in a good mood because you were there for a laugh.
00:36:05
It just goes, have you ever been in a comedy show where it was terrible and it just is sucked?
00:36:10
>> It used to be a place on a West grade called the last stop.
00:36:13
Now it's a high rise called the dress school or something, but the last stop I had gone on a date with some guy and we went to the last stop and there's an opening act to the main act.
00:36:22
The main act was Kevin Neilland from Saturday Night Live.
00:36:25
The opener for Kevin Neilland, guys, it was terrible.
00:36:28
>> Terrible.
00:36:29
>> Like, you know, you want to kind of laugh as a courtesy, like, ha, ha.
00:36:34
So he was getting a couple of those and it was just so bad.
00:36:38
That is the first time.
00:36:39
I've been somewhere, live in Impersor, like, oh my God, I would rather walk out of this place right now.
00:36:45
>> But see, Rula, I went to where it was so bad.
00:36:46
It was funny.
00:36:47
>> No, this is so bad.
00:36:48
>> That's really bad.
00:36:49
>> It was painful.
00:36:50
>> Yeah.
00:36:51
>> Like, silence.
00:36:52
There was silence and his comedy bit was to be real relaxed and slow and there was because when he would have a quote joke, it didn't hit and it was just constant silence.
00:37:03
>> Yeah.
00:37:04
>> At first, you had a couple of ha and then finally, somebody yelled out, you're terrible.
00:37:08
>> It's by you.
00:37:09
>> You're terrible.
00:37:10
>> You're terrible.
00:37:11
>> A number of thinking, I mean, nobody even faulted the Hekler and the guy didn't even have a good comeback for the Hekler.
00:37:16
Jerry Seinfeld always said, you have the most power as the stand-up comment because you're holding the mic.
00:37:21
The Hekler doesn't have a mic.
00:37:24
So you know your terrible if you can't shut down a Hekler.
00:37:26
>> Yep.
00:37:27
Did you see our friend, Michael Yo, he just announced his big concert tour for the year and he's coming in May.
00:37:33
He's going back.
00:37:34
>> Oh, wow.
00:37:35
>> You got to open again.
00:37:36
>> I won't be doing that again.
00:37:37
>> That would be the true test.
00:37:38
If he doesn't ask you, you'll think.
00:37:39
>> I know.
00:37:40
He doesn't need to ask you.
00:37:41
>> I was, well, he was on comedy channels, on the XM or something, I heard on my textum.
00:37:46
I was playing a video of it, sent to him and he's like, oh man, congratulations on the show and stuff.
00:37:53
I got some big news.
00:37:54
I want to be honest with you guys.
00:37:55
So, Michael Yo, I'll talk to you on the next week.
00:37:57
>> A ruling Ryan show history.
00:37:58
He used to work at KRBE.
00:38:00
He went on to do radio all around the country and then he got on Chelsea Handler's show and then he met Joe Koy in the series of events, his stand-up comedy now is his thing.
00:38:08
>> It's so solid now, they say he's the, there's an article came out yesterday about him saying he's like the next family comic, kind of like Bill Cosby without drugs, you know what I'm saying?
00:38:20
>> But they were saying like a Bill Cosby-type family lifestyle and stuff.
00:38:22
>> Yeah.
00:38:23
>> Because he's got, you know, a biracial.
00:38:25
>> His father's black, his mother's tie, his father's a rocket, there's a nuclear physicist.
00:38:30
>> Physicist.
00:38:31
>> Physicist, okay.
00:38:32
>> Real smart job.
00:38:33
And, you know, it's just all the, the situation of what his mom would say and, you know, like we have very similar stories and so anyway, so Michael Yo, when he was on last time, he asked me to open for five minutes and I said, well, five minutes is nothing on the rule of Ryan show.
00:38:45
>> I think what you need is you.
00:38:46
>> It's just too fast.
00:38:47
You got to do your time.
00:38:48
>> You need to like three more jokes.
00:38:49
>> Three more jokes.
00:38:50
>> And then every joke.
00:38:51
>> You were such a historic story.
00:38:52
>> You were such a historic story.
00:38:53
>> You were such a historic story.
00:38:54
>> You were such a historic story.
00:38:55
>> You were such a historic story.
00:38:56
>> You were such a historic story.
00:38:57
>> You were such a historic story.
00:38:58
>> You were such a historic story.
00:38:59
>> You said that guy before, if it doesn't hit, they don't know who you are.
00:39:03
>> Yep.
00:39:04
>> You got to hit him with a few jokes.
00:39:05
>> You got to hit him with something.
00:39:06
So anyway, the thing about Synope Comedy 2, you got to start with something and then you know you did right if you finished with that same note.
00:39:12
And sometimes it happens organically here on our show.
00:39:13
>> We call that.
00:39:14
>> You call that.
00:39:15
>> You use the raw feed, the raw feed is the shaft of the show.
00:39:17
We'll start with the story and then we end with the story and then we give you like a key phrase.
00:39:21
You know, give us a little wink that you heard it by texting us at 37530.
00:39:24
But anyway, that's behind the scene stuff.
00:39:25
So Michael Yo will be happy to announce where he's going to be.
00:39:28
So right now it's Tina Feyn and he pull her coming to the Smart Financial Center and we're still in the window for Katie Perry tickets.
00:39:33
Her tickets go on sale tomorrow.
00:39:34
She is launching the Lifetime's tour here in Houston, Texas and I'm surprised this week has gone by and I'm not seeing one story about angry swifties saying, well, she had that beef with Taylor for bad blood and then yes,
00:39:46
I know they made it up for it with you need to calm down.
00:39:49
But Taylor did the arrows tour and now she's doing lifetimes, that's just another word for arrows.
00:39:53
>> I'm going to have a mod.
00:39:54
>> The mod's going to do that for us.
00:39:55
He'll start that.
00:39:56
>> I'll start that beef.
00:39:57
>> Start the beef with Morgan Wallen and then her, she'll take some heat off of Beyonce for one.
00:40:02
>> Right.
00:40:03
Yeah, I know right.
00:40:04
Because Morgan Wallen's tours, it's not me, is it me tour or it's not me tour?
00:40:07
Is it me?
00:40:08
It's not me.
00:40:09
>> I'm the problem.
00:40:10
>> I'm the problem.
00:40:11
>> Yeah, it's me high.
00:40:12
I'm the problem.
00:40:13
It's me.
00:40:14
I'm the problem.
00:40:15
It's me.
00:40:16
It's me.
00:40:17
It's not me.
00:40:18
No, I'm the problem.
00:40:19
It's all the songs from Taylor.
00:40:20
Okay.
00:40:21
So coming up next, what happened?
00:40:22
April was very suspicious of her live and boyfriend, Tom, his lingerie purchasing for her when she doesn't like it.
00:40:30
You'll hear all the suspicious things that led her to Rulena and Rose's and how it turned out next on K-R-B-E.
00:40:35
>> Bravo, TV star, Lala Kent holds nothing back.
00:40:38
Like I go into a full spiral, get to know the TV personality.
00:40:42
>> I talked about this with Teresa Judais.
00:40:44
>> Remember when I pushed Andy Cohen?
00:40:46
>> Yes, it was I called it.
00:40:47
>> Okay.
00:40:48
>> The entrepreneur.
00:40:49
>> What are we manifesting in 2025?
00:40:51
>> And the mom.
00:40:52
Zosa is a dream baby.
00:40:54
Your kids are older.
00:40:55
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00:40:56
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>> [LAUGH]
00:41:00
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