#19 “He’d Steal People’s Pet Birds Off Their F***** Porch Cause He Had Dementia & Was Kinda Stoned”

#18 “You Have This Band Tattooed On You, And You Have No Idea Who’s Even In The F***** Band.”

Quick Intro: Welcome To The Show & Thank You.

#17 “I Didn’t Care That She Was Blind, I Wanted To Pet That F***** Dog”

#16 “When You Guys Were In High School, Did Your Gym Teachers Walk Around Naked In The Locker Room?”

#15 “Oh My God, I Just Killed My Mom”

#14 “It’s Your Fault Your Kid Is Hobby Horsing”

#13 "SomethingOfSubstance w/ Cody Chavez of DRAIN"

#12 “The Shadowboxing Spaghetti Monster Who Turned Into A Dog”

#11 “2000Lb. Phil Collins Mexican Baby Jesus Statue Breaks The World Record.”

#10 “They’re The Whitest People You Could Imagine, Trying To Speak Spanish To Dogs.”

#9 “Dude, They Have To Have Highlight Reels When You Die.”

#8 “Coyote Puppies Are Not Pets, They’re Wild Animals.”

#7 “She’s Just A Lil Ol’ Lady, She Don’t Know No Better.”

#6 “White Tupac: The Trance Channeler Guided By The Great Council Of Light.”

#5 “I Would Rather Have My Kid Grow Up To Be A Murderer.”

#4 “Since When Did The Amish Get F***** Phones?”

#3 “Cesar Milan: Robot Whisperer”

#2 “No, sir!”

#1 “The Introduction”