Today's show - recorded on Tue Sep 23 - THE DAY OF RAPTURE - obviously has a divine blend of the following ... please enjoy responsibly lol

✨🦅 Portal vibes & pink glitter clouds – Al kicks things off with cosmic chaos: a surprise period during the post-eclipse “portal,” bald-eagle sightings 🦅🦅, and a week where the vibes were seriously vibing—good, bad, and bizarre.

🔮🃏 Tarot time on “Rapture day” – Pulling Ten of Swords ⚔️, Ace of Cups (reversed) 💧, and Nine of Cups 🍷, Al dives into a cheeky inner-Rapture reading:
• Ten of Swords – dramatic ending or collapse of the old self.
• Ace of Cups reversed – blocked emotions and delayed spiritual awakening.
• Nine of Cups – personal satisfaction and “heaven on earth” once you let go.

💍💔 Marriage drama & conspiracy clashes – Ben finally calls her out on her flat-earth/conspiracy talk 🌎🤯, drops the D-word, then backtracks. Cue Al packing an overnight bag 🧳, crying 😭, and contemplating life, alimony, and whether she’s actually the “mean conspiracy witch” the internet thinks she is.

🌈👻 Signs, spirits & synchronicities – From pink glittery clouds predicting unexpected cash 💸 to hearing her late father-in-law’s voice during acupuncture 🪡, Al wonders if the veil is paper-thin and if she’s secretly the family’s seer ✨.

🙃📱 Mid-mom musings – Perimenopause mood swings 🔥, late-in-life autism realizations 🧩, 12-hours-a-day social media binges 📱, and daydreams of a women-only homestead where Golden Bachelor meets Sister Wives meets Real Housewives 👒🍷—no men, just wine, OnlyFans side hustles, and perfectly loaded dishwashers.

🌀🤷‍♀️ Reality check (or not) – Is social media real? Is anything real? Maybe this is the rapture—just wrapped in pink glitter fairy dust 🌸✨.

🎧 Buckle up for sarcasm, spiritual side-quests, and unapologetic midlife chaos as Al proves the wildest rapture might just be the one happening inside your own head.

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