94: Ding Dash Ditch with June Diane Raphael
94: Ding Dash Ditch with June Diane Raphael
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Joelle, a hospice worker, calls back to update the hosts on her previous situation with a weird neighbor she hooked up with. She had previously sought advice on how to deter his advances, and the hosts suggested using Austin Powers-themed replies and ignoring him. Joelle reveals that she followed this advice and has since stopped responding to his messages. She also mentions that she ran into the neighbor recently on her way to a date, which was great. The hosts conclude that Joelle's strategy worked, as the neighbor's advances have stopped and she has moved on to a new man. They emphasize the importance of not sending photos of one's genitals when seeking a relationship and suggest using Austin Powers-themed replies to deter unwanted advances. Joelle's update highlights the effectiveness of the hosts' advice and provides a humorous and encouraging anecdote about finding love after a strange encounter.
Outlines
Introduction
This Chapter introduces the podcast and welcomes June Diane Raphael as a special guest. The hosts discuss her comedic talents and how she makes them laugh.
Cameron's Neighborhood Problem
This Chapter features a caller named Cameron who is seeking advice on how to deal with neighborhood kids who have taken over his yard. He describes how the kids have been increasingly bold in their actions, even going so far as to tamper with his internet cable box.
Greenlight Advertisement
This Chapter is an advertisement for Greenlight, a debit card and money app made for families. The hosts discuss the importance of teaching kids about money management.
Kremo Advertisement
This Chapter is an advertisement for Kremo men's body wash. The hosts discuss the benefits of using Kremo and its new bourbon vanilla scent.
Philo Advertisement
This Chapter is an advertisement for Philo, a streaming service that offers a variety of shows and movies. The hosts discuss the benefits of using Philo and its affordable price.
Joelle's Follow-Up
This Chapter features a follow-up call from Joelle, who previously sought advice on how to deal with a weird neighbor she hooked up with. She reveals that her strategy of using Austin Powers-themed replies and ignoring his advances has led to a new man in her life.
Joelle's Update
This Chapter features Joelle's update on her previous situation with a weird neighbor. She reveals that her strategy of using Austin Powers-themed replies and ignoring his advances has led to a new man in her life.
Keywords
June Diane Raphael
June Diane Raphael is an American actress, comedian, and writer. She is known for her roles in the television series *The Afterparty*, *Grace and Frankie*, and *The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt*. She is also a co-host of the podcast *How Did This Get Made?* and *Deep Dive*.
Neighborhood Kids
Neighborhood kids are children who live in the same neighborhood as someone else. They can be a source of joy and laughter, but they can also be a source of frustration, especially if they are disruptive or disrespectful.
Deter Kids
Deter kids is a phrase that refers to the act of discouraging children from doing something. This can be done in a variety of ways, such as setting boundaries, using humor, or being assertive.
Sprinkler System
A sprinkler system is a system of pipes and nozzles that is used to water lawns and gardens. It can be used to deter kids from playing in a yard by getting them wet.
Dog Shit
Dog shit is the feces of a dog. It can be used to deter kids from playing in a yard by making it unpleasant or dangerous.
Fake Dog Shit
Fake dog shit is a substance that is designed to look like dog feces. It can be used to deter kids from playing in a yard by making them think that there is real dog shit present.
Liminal Space
A liminal space is a place that is in between two states or conditions. In the context of this podcast, the liminal space refers to the age of 11, which is a time when kids are transitioning from childhood to adolescence.
Children of the Corn
Children of the Corn is a horror film about a group of children who live in a cornfield and worship a deity called He Who Walks Behind the Rows. The phrase "Children of the Corn stare" is used to describe the way that kids can sometimes stare at adults in a creepy or unsettling way.
Greenlight
Greenlight is a debit card and money app made for families. It allows parents to send money to their kids, track their spending, and teach them about financial literacy.
Kremo
Kremo is a men's body wash that is known for its rich lathering formula and multilayered fragrances.
Q&A
What is Cameron's problem with the neighborhood kids?
Cameron is having trouble with neighborhood kids who have taken over his yard, even going so far as to tamper with his internet cable box.
What advice does June Diane Raphael give Cameron?
June suggests that Cameron should not be afraid of the kids and let them have fun.
What are some of the humorous solutions that the hosts offer Cameron?
The hosts suggest setting up a sprinkler system to get the kids wet, playing loud music, and leaving fake piles of dog shit in the yard.
What does Cameron decide to do to deter the kids?
Cameron decides to combine the sprinkler idea with the dog shit, promising to send photos of the results.
What is the liminal space that the hosts discuss?
The liminal space refers to the age of 11, which is a time when kids are transitioning from childhood to adolescence.
What is Greenlight?
Greenlight is a debit card and money app made for families that allows parents to send money to their kids, track their spending, and teach them about financial literacy.
What is Kremo?
Kremo is a men's body wash that is known for its rich lathering formula and multilayered fragrances.
What is Philo?
Philo is a streaming service that offers a variety of shows and movies for an affordable price.
What is the "Children of the Corn stare"?
The "Children of the Corn stare" is a phrase used to describe the way that kids can sometimes stare at adults in a creepy or unsettling way.
What is the best way to deter neighborhood kids?
The hosts suggest that the best way to deter neighborhood kids is to be weird and unpredictable, rather than being an asshole.
Show Notes
Jake, Gareth and special guest June Diane Raphael talk to callers about the neighborhood kids and Santa.
Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 92 “Goofin’ Around" and discuss a cat fundraiser.
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