Join Jon Richardson and Lindsey Santoro for a unique take on Saturday mornings...

This week, Lindsey reveals an expensive habit her husband has, Jon reveals some strange emails he's been getting, I Love You, But... talks getting undressed - and Jon tries to bring two smug listeners down a peg or two.

The Literal Police return, taking on two Geordies who may have offended - and the Real Music Quiz returns with varying degrees of success.

As always, if you've got anything you'd like to share with Jon, you can do so ANYTIME. His email is jon@absoluteradio.co.uk.