On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, things get weird fast—and somehow keep getting weirder. We kick things off with some real-world chaos as St. Louis native and OpenAI CEO Sam Altman deals with some legitimately scary headlines, including a Molotov cocktail incident and a drive-by shooting situation. You know, just your average week in tech.

Then we pivot into the future (or dystopia?) as Mark Zuckerberg reportedly works on a photorealistic AI version of himself. Because nothing says “approachable CEO” like replacing yourself with a robot clone that never blinks. Totally normal stuff.

But the real conversation starter? AI Jesus. Yes, you can now video chat with a digital version of Jesus Christ—for $1.99 a minute. The gang dives into whether this is helpful, weird, blasphemous, or just the inevitable next step in humanity monetizing literally everything. There’s debate, confusion, and at least one person questioning their lifelong attraction to long-haired men. It’s a journey.

From there, we get into listener emails, including one that absolutely unloads on the show for being “judgmental,” which—let’s be honest—is rich coming from someone writing a full essay about it. We also tackle everyday moral dilemmas like ordering heavy cat litter from Amazon (are you a monster or just efficient?), and whether people have completely given up on dressing like functioning adults in public.

And yes, we dedicate an unreasonable amount of time to roasting polo shirts. Because someone had to say it.

Throw in promposal pressure, dad life struggles, hockey talk, and the usual soundboard chaos, and you’ve got another perfectly unhinged episode of your favorite comedy podcast. It’s messy, it’s sarcastic, it’s occasionally insightful—but mostly it’s just a bunch of people trying to make sense of a world where AI Jesus exists.

If you like your comedy podcast with a side of absurdity, mild outrage, and zero chill, congratulations—you’re in the right place. This comedy podcast delivers exactly what you didn’t know you needed.

Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.

Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.

Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.