In today’s episode of The Mono Logs, we transform Agony from Into the Woods into a modern-day comedy of cringe. Picture a self-proclaimed "Prince" pouring his heart out to his therapist, lamenting his string of dramatic, unrequited loves—pumpkin spice lattes, fire escape serenades, and all. But as the session unfolds, it seems our Prince may have set his sights on a new "fair maiden" sitting right across from him.

This transformed piece takes the over-the-top desperation of the original song and twists it into a hilarious and awkward therapy confession—complete with delusions of grandeur, unsolicited ballads, and a whole lot of emotional baggage.

This thoughtful reinterpretation was crafted with the assistance of an AI writing partner, merging human creativity with artificial intelligence to explore new dimensions of storytelling. All original lyrics and compositions belong to their respective creators, and our transformation is done with the utmost respect and admiration for their work.