This week the Geese are honking mad over the kidnapping of an entire flock near Richmond, VA. They flap their wings over the formation of a self-appointed 'Goose Task Force' behind this midnight smash n' grab. Next up, they shake a few tail feathers while they try to make sense of this wild ass season of The Bachelorette. And, after taking a quick swim to cool off, the Geese finish up by squawking shop about the NBA restart, the likelihood of this week's hottest trade rumors, and debate the fates of the league's top free agents this year.