Ever wondered what flight attendants really think about your in-flight behavior? In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into a spicy list of audience-submitted hot takes about air travel—and trust us, some of these takes had us howling, gasping, and nodding in agreement. From flip-flops in the lav to the eternal debate over seat reclining, we’re unpacking it all from 35,000 feet.

We also kick things off with a little summer flying catch-up—how we keep ourselves sane (and stylish) on those sweaty commutes, what’s playing in our AirPods, and how a killer playlist can make all the difference. Then it’s time to get into your opinions on everything from grooming on board to the infamous middle seat. Whether you’re crew or just curious, this episode’s got something for everyone.

Episode Highlights:

[0:00 ] Starting off with summer vibes and how we survive commuting in a swamp
 [2:24 ] What's in our AirPods? (Spoiler: lots of queens and throwbacks)
 [4:35 ] Flip flops on planes? Absolutely not. Here's why.
 [6:40 ] Drew’s golden rule: if someone tells you to “ask the flight attendant,” the answer is probably no
 [8:53 ] Middle seat madness—do some people actually prefer it?
[10:08 ] Is reclining your seat selfish? We debate both sides
[12:03 ] The gross world of in-flight personal grooming
[13:57 ] Backpack behavior 101: do you need a license to carry one?
[16:13 ] The “board back to front” myth—why it doesn’t work
[17:43 ] Shower and deodorant before flying? Yes, please
[19:58 ] Window shade politics and why Drew’s keeping his open
[21:01 ] Shorts on planes and the emotional damage of skin-to-seat contact
[22:53 ] Why leaving trash behind is just not it
[24:28 ] Overhead bin drama—your backpack might not belong up there
[25:36 ] Please don’t bring a tuna sandwich onto the plane, we beg you
[27:20 ] No headphones? No thank you. Keep your audio to yourself
[28:28 ] Bare feet on seats and other airplane crimes
[29:32 ] The chaos of post-landing stampedes
[31:12 ] Leggings, crop tops, and why we don’t care what you wear—as long as you’re covered
[32:49 ] Six shopping bags and a Popeyes lunch? Let’s talk about it

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