BREAKING NEWS: Local bitch remembers why she shouldn't record while baked

Update: 2021-01-03

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Yeah, I forgot I got stoned beforehand and was like, "Why the fuck does it feel like I've been talking for an hour but the timer says 10 minutes, and why the fuck can't I remember where this story began???" But I did get some solid rambles on my new years eve festivities (microdosing shrooms and drinking with two close friends at home, NOT a covid-irresponsible party, fuck anyone who did that) aaaaand then I trailed off from there! :D

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Batman is a villian and apparently time doesn't matter...

2021-02-2730:03

SUPRISE: I miss having a messy room! ......oh yeah, and I'm a woman

2021-02-0830:04

oh yeAHH??!! I'm sure I'm less prepared than you are for winter driving

2021-01-2730:04

Good 'Ol Fashion Workplace Scolding Anxiety

2021-01-1929:59

I'll pay you 20 bucks to be my on call mundane responsibility handler

2021-01-1430:03

oh no, a drug ramble (gasp)

2021-01-0730:05

BREAKING NEWS: Local bitch remembers why she shouldn't record while baked

2021-01-0330:06

Lame Non-Binary Santa That Gives You Coal for Not Staying Hydrated

2020-12-3030:06

No, you may not use the restroom until this episode ends

2020-12-2830:03

Comeback/New Beginning or Endings? You decide

2020-12-2230:07

POV: You're in a torrible softcore river porn sitcom

2020-11-1529:54

dystopian pee stress dreams and me missing concerts

2020-11-1230:06

aand the unapologetic dumpster fire is off :)

2020-11-0829:20

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2020-11-0401:48

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BREAKING NEWS: Local bitch remembers why she shouldn't record while baked

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BREAKING NEWS: Local bitch remembers why she shouldn't record while baked