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There were angry marches all over the world.

Earth is sexist.

Earth is racist.

Earth is bigoted.

The Baban Empire’s embassies offered free trips to their paradise worlds.

They recruited heavily at the marches.

And millions of the discontent boarded their ships to fly off and never be seen again.

The marches grew smaller and fewer, and eventually stopped.

And things were better. So much better.

Some videos came back, happy people on other worlds.

But the truth was, the Baban were flying the ships over Mercury and dumping their cargoes before returning back for more.

Good riddance to them.

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